Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Postal_Rat]

The prices of these plastic abominations are extortionate. I can't imagine the material and labour costs of this... thing can come over $4. Plus transport/import from China, plus 100% margin over both, $12 tops.

I honestly can't decide if Kevin's spending habits are a triumph or failure of capitalism. I mean Kevin is clearly an idiot who shouldn't have money. So on one hand the system is clearly righting itself but on the other it feels like holding him down and punching him would be more efficient.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Kev-Kev goes on another condescending rant. This time it's him trying to redefine sexuality:
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1307804834070888449 (Archive)

TL;DR- Kev whines about people saying that lesbian means "a woman who only likes other women", "ACKCHUYALLY, that's not how it works because I say so!!! Don't expect me to argue or illaberate!!!", admits to muting the thread to avoid hearing opposing opinions. Ends with saying, " Whatever boogeyman you think is going to use this acceptance to invade our spaces..." illustrating the fact that he is completely unaware of the fact that he is that very boogeyman that TERFs talk about.

Any argument that begins "To any [fake] lesbians who have an issue with [a different flavor of fake] lesbians" is not worth spending a lot of time on.

In which Kevin alludes to planning to purchase another $200 toy.

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I thought the whole point of Transformers is that they transform. Look, it's a car! Now it's a robot-man thing! Now it's a car again! I can change it whenever I want to! But no, Kevin wants two copies of the same Transformer so he never has to transfom it at all. Fuckin' brilliant, I tell you.

 

[Spastic Colon]

Any argument that begins "To any [fake] lesbians who have an issue with [a different flavor of fake] lesbians" is not worth spending a lot of time on.



I thought the whole point of Transformers is that they transform. Look, it's a car! Now it's a robot-man thing! Now it's a car again! I can change it whenever I want to! But no, Kevin wants two copies of the same Transformer so he never has to transfom it at all. Fuckin' brilliant, I tell you.

Because in his world, when you transform -- it is permanent. There's no going back when you get the dick chopped off. It's probably too painful a reminder that he could have just cross dressed and been more like an actual transformer than getting the abomination that is AmHole and remaining permanently stuck in eunuch mode for the rest of his life.

 

[SIGSEGV]

I thought the whole point of Transformers is that they transform. Look, it's a car! Now it's a robot-man thing! Now it's a car again! I can change it whenever I want to! But no, Kevin wants two copies of the same Transformer so he never has to transfom it at all. Fuckin' brilliant, I tell you.

Back when they were moving to the new ranch, Kevin managed to break one of his transformers while trying to put it back into vehicle mode during packing. He's probably worried about the same thing happening again.

 

[Spunt]

Don't worry Kev-Kev!! I and presumably everyone in this thread will never over-apologize for "misgendering" you!! Because none of us will ever apologise.

Speak for yourself. I hereby sincerely apologise if I ever accidentally called Kevin a woman.

 

[Shovel Of Ammunition]

https://twitter.com/steampunkpenny/status/1307792663010254850?s=21

Looks like th they have found another victim for the ranch.

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

https://twitter.com/steampunkpenny/status/1307792663010254850?s=21

Looks like th they have found another victim for the ranch.
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Do you think they talk at length about what a lazy piece of shit Kevin is during their long drives? Bonnie wants Kevin out and Penny tries to defend him, but Bonnie is slowly wearing Penny down.

Bonnie is probably like, "It's bad enough that motherfucker doesn't do anything around here, but now Kathryn is pissing away all the rent money on toys *that we don't have room for, by the way* and e-begging on Twitter. I just can't takes no more!"

 

[SIGSEGV]

Thanks for keeping us informed about your progesterone boofing, Kevin.

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I'm genuinely surprised by the absence of a selfie here. You'd think that Kevin would want to show off his moobs and get asspats from other troons.

 

[Shamiso]

So s/he actually want to be a transformer, nothing else? I've read through the whole thread but I can't find anything else.

Edit. I might deserve the dumb, but why to collect the transformers then? Isn't that's what they are? Transform to something else.

 

[RIP Tranch]

It's not even as if Kevin keeps these toys in their original packaging to gather value over time and resell, like I assume regular autistic manchild collectors do. He just opens them and puts them on a shelf to gather dust, become chew toys for his pets, or outright breaks them with his fat manhands. Everything he buys immediately loses all its market value.

 

[Spastic Colon]

Thanks for keeping us informed about your progesterone boofing, Kevin.
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I'm genuinely surprised by the absence of a selfie here. You'd think that Kevin would want to show off his moobs and get asspats from other troons.

If this actually worked, don't you think women would have been doing this shit for a long time? Can't afford breast augmentation? Just shove some progesterone up your butt!

Maybe it makes them fatter. And, if so, that will increase moob size. Or -- here's a stretch -- maybe they are mentally ill men experiencing placebo effect. Just a thought.

Kev -- pics or it didn't happen. Want to prove an old transphobe like me wrong? Show us your moob growth. You should also document that you are indeed shoving progesterone up your butt. You know, for scientific reasons. Not at all so I can make fun of your white, flabby ass. It's purely to document the appropriate regime so future troons can also achieve those huge milkers I'm sure you're totally going to get by sticking stuff up your butt.

 

[Law]

It's not even as if Kevin keeps these toys in their original packaging to gather value over time and resell, like I assume regular autistic manchild collectors do. He just opens them and puts them on a shelf to gather dust, become chew toys for his pets, or outright breaks them with his fat manhands. Everything he buys immediately loses all its market value.

He turns everything he sets his sights on into garbage. Including his dick and his room at the Tranch.

 

[Opiophile]

I'd really like to hear Kevin try to explain the pharmacology of why the route of administration would matter. He does like to fancy himself a twitter biology/science expert, because troon. I don't know much about progesterone, but the only reason I can think of to administer anything rectally is to bypass the first pass metabolism of your liver breaking shit down before it gets to your bloodstream. It's why some addicts shoot shit up their asses if they don't want to use a needle. I can't imagine it would make any fucking difference of how a hormone affects your body, but it would be funny to see what kind of retarded nonsense Kevin would make up to try and convince people of this shit.

 

[Old Fart]

Because in his world, when you transform -- it is permanent. There's no going back when you get the dick chopped off. It's probably too painful a reminder that he could have just cross dressed and been more like an actual transformer than getting the abomination that is AmHole and remaining permanently stuck in eunuch mode for the rest of his life.

(sings) Transgenders! More than meets the eye

 

[BScCollateral]

I'd really like to hear Kevin try to explain the pharmacology of why the route of administration would matter.

As you point out, the way a drug is taken can affect the pharmacodynamics. Snorting alcohol has a nastier effect than drinking it because a lot of the alcohol you drink is broken down by your digestive system.

I have no idea if this is the case for the hormones he's talking about, but that's a question for a pharmacist.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

It's not even as if Kevin keeps these toys in their original packaging to gather value over time and resell, like I assume regular autistic manchild collectors do. He just opens them and puts them on a shelf to gather dust, become chew toys for his pets, or outright breaks them with his fat manhands. Everything he buys immediately loses all its market value.

He's a hoarder and a compulsive buyer, not a collector.

I'd really like to hear Kevin try to explain the pharmacology of why the route of administration would matter. He does like to fancy himself a twitter biology/science expert, because troon. I don't know much about progesterone, but the only reason I can think of to administer anything rectally is to bypass the first pass metabolism of your liver breaking shit down before it gets to your bloodstream. It's why some addicts shoot shit up their asses if they don't want to use a needle. I can't imagine it would make any fucking difference of how a hormone affects your body, but it would be funny to see what kind of retarded nonsense Kevin would make up to try and convince people of this shit.

Nice of you to assume he wouldn't just start screeching about troonsphobia and block the person who asked him that question or handwave it away if it was a troon.

 

[SIGSEGV]

I'd really like to hear Kevin try to explain the pharmacology of why the route of administration would matter. He does like to fancy himself a twitter biology/science expert, because troon. I don't know much about progesterone, but the only reason I can think of to administer anything rectally is to bypass the first pass metabolism of your liver breaking shit down before it gets to your bloodstream. It's why some addicts shoot shit up their asses if they don't want to use a needle. I can't imagine it would make any fucking difference of how a hormone affects your body, but it would be funny to see what kind of retarded nonsense Kevin would make up to try and convince people of this shit.

Here you go:

OMG yes Kevin, please boof some scented lotion. Then we can hear all about your flamin' anus saga.
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To get rid of that unsightly gunt fat we all saw on the PBS documentary, perhaps try putting down the donuts. And maybe try expending a few more calories than a person in a coma.
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[John Furrman]

He's already out of room. He has a huge bin full of undisplayed toys. At least one.

Out of room, out of coom, but he still must consoom

 

[gangweedfan]

Is kev kev only interested in transformers because he thinks being trans and owning transformers are quirky? I dont understand how anyone over 10 would be interested shitty hasbro toys. The only action figures worth the price tag of that uncron transformer would probably be those super sentai megazords but you should give toys like that to a kid who will play with them, not hang them on the wall.

 

[PissPool]

Is kev kev only interested in transformers because he thinks being trans and owning transformers are quirky? I dont understand how anyone over 10 would be interested shitty hasbro toys. The only action figures worth the price tag of that uncron transformer would probably be those super sentai megazords but you should give toys like that to a kid who will play with them, not hang them on the wall.

Because Kevin is mentally a child. He can’t think about anyone but himself, he can’t handle anything ‘stressful’, he throws tantrums when he doesn’t get his way and lives only for immediate satisfaction without considering the long term.