Cultcow Russell Greer / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.9%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 607 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,594
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If I didn't have context for this, I'd possibly even feel sorry for him. It's funny to see how he behaves online vs. what he behaves like in real life. He seems like a beaten down, deformed, incredibly ugly puppy that needs to be put down.
 
$5.3 million bucks., wow. Null is going to have to sell a fuckton of tee shirts to pay that off. Good thing it won’t be necessary, and he can use it to keep the servers running and fighting off DDoS attacks.

Y’all know Russ. He hired somebody from Fivrr and told them to search this thread for the words Russhole, Shitlips, Bamboon, Dildo McSaggins, Drooly, or any other nickname that originated from his facial deformity, added it up, multiplied it by ten (or whatever,) then came up with 5.3 mil. He paid the Fivrr worker if she was a cute girl, and stiffed him if he was an Indian dude.

It likely never occurred to him that the damages asked for should relate in some way to the reason for the lawsuit. It’s always and forever about his plights and how hurt he is.

Nice to revisit the old Shorshita video. You’ll always be one of us!

As everybody has said, nothing will come of it, same as all his other suits and all lawsuits against Kiwi Farms. I can’t sperg about the legal necessities of what must be done, but I think he’s forgotten how powerful we are. He better watch the electricity in his place, is all I’m saying. I’d hate for all his paperwork to go up in flames. Maybe he should re-read his own book again.
 
He received his associates. This "certificate" nonsense just doesn't seem to want to die.

It's the same thing with the whole god's favorite idiot thing where supposedly every Mormon ever gave him a free pass because of it, even though it's been disputed in this thread by actual Mormons it's just a thing some Mormons believe in and not even a majority.
 
That animated Winnie the Pooh dancing around to "Yo, Yovanna" is cringy as shit. God, Russell is so exceptional. Dude is almost 30 years old making dumb shit like that. I doubt Yovanna will ever hear that song and she would be frowning if she did.

He thinks writing a song about a hot successful supermodel is promoting "body positivity". "Keeping being you, Yovanna. Keep being hot! Slurp, slurp, reeee!"

That Yo Yovanna song isn’t that bad actually, though I’m pretty sure that’s because of the efforts of whoever Russell hired on Fiverr to make it for him.

The lyrics are absolutely horrendous though: “Yo Yovanna do you know you’re hot like a sauna”

Christ on crack, it’s gradeschool tier shit.

The best part is that Russell doesn’t understand how creepy it is, to have some thirty year old dude you’ve never met make songs about you.

I’d honestly would love to see his reaction to Yovanna hearing the song and sending him a: “listened to it, that was nice of you.”-reply. And never ever mentioning it again.

Russell says he just wants his target to hear the song. So would he back down and consider it a success?

Nah, unless his target hears it, loves it and jumps on his dick as a reward for his plights and ‘hard work’, Russell will think he’s being discriminated against by cold hearted, shallow people.

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God, look at the screenshots and watch the video a few times. The back of his head is not only extremely greasy, but it looks like some unfortunate balding going on. His body proportions are bizarre and his Salvation Army thrift store shirt is way too big and sloppy. He's an abject dumpster fire and it's positively hypnotic watching him move and talk.

Russell’s hair somehow always looks like melting plastic. Like he’s an unkempt human, male Barbie doll or some shit like that.

It’s mind boggling that he couldn’t go for a haircut or a trim when he know he has to go to court. All those Mormon grooming standards apparently went right out the window.
 
I know I'm late, but does Russ have a registered copyright for anything he's trying to sue KF for? If he doesn't and the work is over five years old, he should be ineligible to receive monetary damages from copyright infringement. This is of course, assuming that the judge doesn't immediately laugh this shit out of court.
 
$5.3 million bucks., wow. Null is going to have to sell a fuckton of tee shirts to pay that off. Good thing it won’t be necessary, and he can use it to keep the servers running and fighting off DDoS attacks.

Y’all know Russ. He hired somebody from Fivrr and told them to search this thread for the words Russhole, Shitlips, Bamboon, Dildo McSaggins, Drooly, or any other nickname that originated from his facial deformity, added it up, multiplied it by ten (or whatever,) then came up with 5.3 mil. He paid the Fivrr worker if she was a cute girl, and stiffed him if he was an Indian dude.

It likely never occurred to him that the damages asked for should relate in some way to the reason for the lawsuit. It’s always and forever about his plights and how hurt he is.

Nice to revisit the old Shorshita video. You’ll always be one of us!

As everybody has said, nothing will come of it, same as all his other suits and all lawsuits against Kiwi Farms. I can’t sperg about the legal necessities of what must be done, but I think he’s forgotten how powerful we are. He better watch the electricity in his place, is all I’m saying. I’d hate for all his paperwork to go up in flames. Maybe he should re-read his own book again.

Excuse me, but it's "Dildo Saggins", and I'll thank you to use it properly.
 
That's just it. Go back in the vidya and listen to when the judge asks Skordas what this dicksmoker's endgame is. Skordas states plainly it's for a date and the judge dead ass asks Skordas if butternut honestly thinks that the celebrities will actually be in the courtroom with him and Skordas again states "yes" plainly and rattles off the other insane bulletpoints of fail.

What's astounding about it all is even when he hears this from a third party, completely uninvested in anything to do with the greasy gourd, he does not compute how pathetic, creepy, greasy, skeevy, rapey, and all around gross he sounds to everyone.
He filed his Farrah Abraham suit fully expecting her to have to show up or risk a default judgement. He dropped it when he found out she didn't have to be there and it would just be her lawyer. You'd think he would have learned that the defendant didn't have to be there, but he thought the same thing with his first TS suit. He said he was going to subpoena her so she had to show up, but I don't know if he did or not. She didn't show up obviously. I'm not clear on if he thought AG would have to show up, but he did think he was going to get to meet her for real after he won.
 
He filed his Farrah Abraham suit fully expecting her to have to show up or risk a default judgement. He dropped it when he found out she didn't have to be there and it would just be her lawyer. You'd think he would have learned that the defendant didn't have to be there, but he thought the same thing with his first TS suit. He said he was going to subpoena her so she had to show up, but I don't know if he did or not. She didn't show up obviously. I'm not clear on if he thought AG would have to show up, but he did think he was going to get to meet her for real after he won.

Was it Farrah whose lawyer threatened Russ with a countersuit, or was that Kylie?

I remember Russ threatened to sue one of them but then dropped it real quick when that happened.
 
Was it Farrah whose lawyer threatened Russ with a countersuit, or was that Kylie?

I remember Russ threatened to sue one of them but then dropped it real quick when that happened.
Yeah, it was Farrah. Like @badboy2000 said, Russ lied and claimed they begged him to drop it, but they threatened a countersuit and Russ found out that Farrah didn't have to be there, so he dropped it quickly.

He apparently still thinks that Taylor will have to show up in court for some reason if he just finds the right words. He's almost a Sov-Cit.
 
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i was just thinking about russ' plights and his moebius syndrome... russ can't really move his eyes sideways can he? he has to be facing directly towards whatever he is looking at.
i'm just imagining how many times he's gone to the gym, supermarket, or really any place with other people, and how whenever he's spying on an attractive women he can't do a subtle side-eye to them, but rather has to face them, mouth agape, drooling. i can't imagine how uncomfortable it would be just trying to lift some weights and seeing gourdhead staring like a looney tunes character
 
i was just thinking about russ' plights and his moebius syndrome... russ can't really move his eyes sideways can he? he has to be facing directly towards whatever he is looking at.
i'm just imagining how many times he's gone to the gym, supermarket, or really any place with other people, and how whenever he's spying on an attractive women he can't do a subtle side-eye to them, but rather has to face them, mouth agape, drooling. i can't imagine how uncomfortable it would be just trying to lift some weights and seeing gourdhead staring like a looney tunes character

I think it was during the mocha/cocoa saga, he complained that a Starbucks employee got mad at him for staring at her tits when he was just innocently reading her name tag
 
That Yo Yovanna song isn’t that bad actually, though I’m pretty sure that’s because of the efforts of whoever Russell hired on Fiverr to make it for him.

The lyrics are absolutely horrendous though: “Yo Yovanna do you know you’re hot like a sauna”

Not cool, the song is about body positivity, don't be an abelist bigot.
 
Was it Farrah whose lawyer threatened Russ with a countersuit, or was that Kylie?

I remember Russ threatened to sue one of them but then dropped it real quick when that happened.
It was Farrah, I don't think Russell ever attempted any legal action against Kylie. What I've always found lol worthy is how Russell is surprised that the celebrities he sues actually get lawyers at all. He has said that he thought Taylor Swift's first reaction upon finding out about his first lawsuit would be to fix the situation and give Russell what he wanted. He felt surprised and hurt that people he sues would get lawyers, but that probably has to do with the imagined relationships he has with these people in his head, he thinks they're on a first name basis with him so they would work things out one on one, and by that he means that they would give him everything he wants and beg his forgiveness. His entitlement astounds me.

Edit: Ninja'd on the answer, this is what I get for getting distracted and forgetting about my half finished comment.
 
That Yo Yovanna song isn’t that bad actually, though I’m pretty sure that’s because of the efforts of whoever Russell hired on Fiverr to make it for him.

The lyrics are absolutely horrendous though: “Yo Yovanna do you know you’re hot like a sauna”

Christ on crack, it’s gradeschool tier shit.

The best part is that Russell doesn’t understand how creepy it is, to have some thirty year old dude you’ve never met make songs about you.

I’d honestly would love to see his reaction to Yovanna hearing the song and sending him a: “listened to it, that was nice of you.”-reply. And never ever mentioning it again.

Russell says he just wants his target to hear the song. So would he back down and consider it a success?

Nah, unless his target hears it, loves it and jumps on his dick as a reward for his plights and ‘hard work’, Russell will think he’s being discriminated against by cold hearted, shallow people.




Russell’s hair somehow always looks like melting plastic. Like he’s an unkempt human, male Barbie doll or some shit like that.

It’s mind boggling that he couldn’t go for a haircut or a trim when he know he has to go to court. All those Mormon grooming standards apparently went right out the window.

No, now you and everyone else here knows having a celeb or e-thot just acknowledge listening to his tard jingle will never be enough. In fact, it would be like pushing the launch button for the nukes. He'd escalate and we'd see levels of cringe we never thought were possible. Hell, he just might even end up like that Bjork weirdo--he may still anyway.
 
It was Farrah, I don't think Russell ever attempted any legal action against Kylie. What I've always found lol worthy is how Russell is surprised that the celebrities he sues actually get lawyers at all. He has said that he thought Taylor Swift's first reaction upon finding out about his first lawsuit would be to fix the situation and give Russell what he wanted. He felt surprised and hurt that people he sues would get lawyers, but that probably has to do with the imagined relationships he has with these people in his head, he thinks they're on a first name basis with him so they would work things out one on one, and by that he means that they would give him everything he wants and beg his forgiveness. His entitlement astounds me.

Edit: Ninja'd on the answer, this is what I get for getting distracted and forgetting about my half finished comment.
He thinks a lawsuit will terrify the person into doing what he wants, and gets mad when they retain a lawyer (or are a lawyer, in the case of the female lawyer he tried to get disbarred). He can't handle it when people go off-script and they always do, which causes him no end of frustration.

No, now you and everyone else here knows having a celeb or e-thot just acknowledge listening to his tard jingle will never be enough. In fact, it would be like pushing the launch button for the nukes. He'd escalate and we'd see levels of cringe we never thought were possible. Hell, he just might even end up like that Bjork weirdo--he may still anyway.
What if he writes a song for someone who is brutally honest and tells him it's terrible and they hated it? He'd go nuts. Remember, he tries to dictate how people respond to him. The invasive and troubling incident is instructional. HE didn't think he was doing anything wrong, therefore the Swift family couldn't get mad at him or be disturbed by his harassment. Of course, people choose their own responses to things, and they found him intrusive. If someone told him they didn't like his song, or even tried to offer constructive criticism, he'd lose his mind because he's decided it's awesome and therefore it is.
 
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He thinks a lawsuit will terrify the person into doing what he wants, and gets mad when they retain a lawyer (or are a lawyer, in the case of the female lawyer he tried to get disbarred). He can't handle it when people go off-script and they always do, which causes him no end of frustration.


What if he writes a song for someone who is brutally honest and tells him it's terrible and they hated it? He'd go nuts. Remember, he tries to dictate how people respond to him. The invasive and troubling incident is instructional. HE didn't think he was doing anything wrong, therefore the Swift family couldn't get mad at him or be disturbed by his harassment. Of course, people choose their own responses to things, and they found him intrusive. If someone told him they didn't like his song, or even tried to offer constructive criticism, he'd lose his mind because he's decided it's awesome and therefore it is.

You’re right. He really hates it when things don’t proceed as planned. Do we know what his IQ is? I’m morbidly curious and I suspect it’s somewhere between that of a Shi Tzu and a Border Collie.
 
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