🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Glade Candles]

New video, dramatized reading of an old Ralph article.

Ethan Ralph's Thoughts on Vaping - The Ralph Retort Audio Article Archive

This is a dramatized reading of a blog post by Ethan Ralph published on 03, November 2020. In this publication, Ethan celebrates how vaping is helping to kee...

youtu.be

 

[Unog]

Common law marriage is not that common given that it's only conferred in eight states. Ralph's state isn't one of them.

Your point about rushing into these things is well received, but look at who we're dealing with here.

Huh. I thought it was more common than that, y'know, being named common law marriage. Go figure.

And yeah, I get that Ralph's just fucking dumb, kinda meant people at large - though maybe it's just a sign of stupidity. I certainly know that Ralph won't feel the same way about Faith after she's 7 months or so preggers if she's actually carrying. Mrs. Vickers wasn't exactly a prime piece of ass, and that's nothing but a window into Faith's (immediate if preggers) future.

"Daddy Dick!!! Did I do okay, master? Am I a good Dickhead?!"

I hope I'm not the only one who thinks what that chick is saying is absolute nonsense. I'd ask what kind of dipshit it takes to come up with that shit but we all know by now I think.

gaytor freaked out over being called a soundboard by jim and dame... and 8chan,

Yo you got a link to some of that? I missed it and that sounds fucking great.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

New video, dramatized reading of an old Ralph article.

Ethan Ralph's Thoughts on Vaping - The Ralph Retort Audio Article Archive

This is a dramatized reading of a blog post by Ethan Ralph published on 03, November 2020. In this publication, Ethan celebrates how vaping is helping to kee...

youtu.be

Nice, but you need to work on your Ethan impression a bit more. Your southerner just sounds like Goofy and you weren't belligerent or arrogant enough.

 

[Glade Candles]

Nice, but you need to work on your Ethan impression a bit more. Your southerner just sounds like Goofy and you weren't belligerent or arrogant enough.

I absolutely slipped into Goofy, every time I read something about his sobriety I cracked lmao

 

[naught]

The bountiful harvest continues.

 

[Sam Losco]

Here's the audio clip of Dingo saying Ralph has him blocked on Twitter and then admitting he doesn't' respect Ralph.

Dingo is fucking pathetic. It's great that he things he's big brained yet he continues to crawl back to the gunt by calling in. Yes Dingo, you are a cuck because you continue to call in to Ralph. Whatever retard reason you're using to justify it ("I had to debate the pedo. I had to talk to Spencer") doesn't matter. You're a cuck to a fat, alcoholic piece of shit.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

This week in nectar live now

Archive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYUIn-ZFgD0
https://archive.vn/CFX5r

Unfortunately, this interview is something of a disaster. Josoman is an unlikable Literally Who who lacks charisma or anything resembling information. His vocal mannerisms remind me of Ross.

The peanut gallery was unimpressed

Oh well, I guess even the best batter strikes out occasionally. It was worth a try.

 

[Captain Manning]

Huh. I thought it was more common than that, y'know, being named common law marriage. Go figure.

Common law just means it has precedential recognition in old crusty English law. Specifically, the idea that people can be legally married by simply holding themselves out as such carried over from the UK to the US.

It was once more common than it is now. The trend has been towards abolishing it slowly. States can often invalidate old common law precedent through statute law. Most require you to get a license now.

Hell, in Arizona, we passed a law that says there are no common law crimes or defenses. No statute, no crime.

I hope I'm not the only one who thinks what that chick is saying is absolute nonsense. I'd ask what kind of dipshit it takes to come up with that shit but we all know by now I think.

You're not.

Dick's camp firmly believes this shit though. That's why Ralph retweeted that garbage.

 

[Sam Losco]

Still listening, but man, PO ask him about Enoch and you can hear him doing flips and somersaults to defend Enoch. The mental gymnastics Dingo does to excuse the behavior of these people is amazing.
"We've moved on" wow

 

[HONKHONKTIME69]

Archive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYUIn-ZFgD0
https://archive.vn/CFX5r

Unfortunately, this interview is something of a disaster. Josoman is an unlikable Literally Who who lacks charisma or anything resembling information. His vocal mannerisms remind me of Ross.

The peanut gallery was unimpressed

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Oh well, I guess even the best batter strikes out occasionally. It was worth a try.

Another fucking sperg with no public speaking skills. I hate these people. SPIT IT THE FUCK OUT MUSH MOUTH

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

Archive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYUIn-ZFgD0
https://archive.vn/CFX5r

Unfortunately, this interview is something of a disaster. Josoman is an unlikable Literally Who who lacks charisma or anything resembling information. His vocal mannerisms remind me of Ross.

The peanut gallery was unimpressed

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Oh well, I guess even the best batter strikes out occasionally. It was worth a try.

It's like they got Ross on for that stream.

 

[Wazzupnerds]

Imagine trying so hard to get a W that you try to say "yeah if your girl gets raped she cucked you".

You have stared and jumped into the abyss if you actually believe that.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Dedicated to WhimsicalTrolli: All a Gunt - Parody of The Offspring's 'All I Want'

I love it, keep up the parodies, but be careful, jannies are everywhere.

So did Ralph raped faith or it's one of the "rapist" that died.

 

[temp o'rary]

Imagine trying so hard to get a W that you try to say "yeah if your girl gets raped she cucked you".

You have stared and jumped into the abyss if you actually believe that.

He didn't. He said it as a joke to annoy her pedo e-bf.

 

[Cow Poly]

Dingo is a simp for Ralph! Ahahahahahaha
“This year” he sent Ralph $40 plus “some lemons” and he “doesn’t even have a debit card.”
Good work Dingo! You can lick the gunt crease for free... Do you get to fuck it for that kind of cheese?
Source

 

[Captain Manning]

Dingo is a simp for Ralph! Ahahahahahaha
He sent Ralph $40 plus “some lemons” and he “doesn’t even have a debit card.”
Good work Dingo! You can lick the gunt crease for free... Do you get to fuck it for that kind of cheese?
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I can't imagine sending $40 to anybody just because of Internet stream. Not even a good stream. Holy shit. I've never even sent a single superchat in my life.

 

[Kenobi]

Imagine trying so hard to get a W that you try to say "yeah if your girl gets raped she cucked you".

You have stared and jumped into the abyss if you actually believe that.

There is only one man in the world that has enough of a powerlevel to not make that statement sound ridiculous

......Yeah hes selling off his daughter for fame which is sorta based in away

 

[MeltyTW]

Dingo is a simp for Ralph! Ahahahahahaha
He sent Ralph $40 plus “some lemons” and he “doesn’t even have a debit card.”
Good work Dingo! You can lick the gunt crease for free... Do you get to fuck it for that kind of cheese?

imagine being a broke negro in southern italy, and your first thought is to send what little welfare you get to ethan for browsing twitter while spencer talks about wine and biden. the guntosphere just ruins these broke white nationalists, dingo divorced from this, Rand with a rocky relationship and going from someone whod say slurs with abandon on stream in defiance of jannies to "im somewhat trepidacious about losing my lemons, no slurs here mayte!". Ethan really does just ruin people and bring out their worst, theyve become subhuman bitches, these little goblin creatures who hate themselves and their master who they nonetheless revere.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

This part actually made me laugh pretty hard. @Jester69 got 'em!

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I can't imagine sending $40 to anybody just because of Internet stream. Not even a good stream. Holy shit. I've never even sent a single superchat in my life.

It always seemed extra weird to me too. Even if you're just a generous soul go give your money to an animal shelter or sick kids or something, sick kids that you can't donate to through Ralph. The only thing you're getting in return is Ralph is reading a comment. The only comments worth forcing Ralph to read would be something that would piss him off, but if you're spending $40 to do that there's a free platform that lets you type shit to piss Ralph off for free.

Hey Ralph, get a job loser.