Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[the khat quaffer]

https://twitter.com/steampunkpenny/status/1307792663010254850?s=21

Looks like th they have found another victim for the ranch.
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This is my own personal autism but I'm so sick of these white lefties never saying 'y'all' every other message. If you're not a black or from the South, it just sounds retarded at best and insulting at worst. I dunno why so many of these alphabets seem to abuse the word 'y'all' as much as saying 'folks'.

If you're gonna say it at least say it ironically.

 

[Bojack Horsekin]

Even if you're not a black or from the South, it just sounds retarded at best and insulting at worst.

ftfy

I think it started as an ironic thing, and now it's become the woque thing with which to address people. My sheltered white ass didn't even know it was black rhetoric at first, I thought it was southern hick Paula Deen slang, so whenever I see it used in serious political context, I can't even. This, too, triggers my autism.

Is kev kev only interested in transformers because he thinks being trans and owning transformers are quirky? I dont understand how anyone over 10 would be interested shitty hasbro toys. The only action figures worth the price tag of that uncron transformer would probably be those super sentai megazords but you should give toys like that to a kid who will play with them, not hang them on the wall.

Kevvie's interested in Transformers because he calls himself a "collector," but is actually just a pathetic coomer manchild with a shopping addiction.

 

[homewayhalf]

Imagine investing thousands and thousands of dollars in useless toys and then coming to the realization that the hobby is fucking stupid and pointless and childish. He can’t let his brain accept that he’s spent so much money for nothing so he’s doubling down. It’s like a gambler who’s lost $20,000 in a single night going all in at 4am in a drunken stupor.

 

[s0mbra]

Kevin Gibes?
More like Kevin GIBS!

...I'll see myself out.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Is kev kev only interested in transformers because he thinks being trans and owning transformers are quirky? I dont understand how anyone over 10 would be interested shitty hasbro toys. The only action figures worth the price tag of that uncron transformer would probably be those super sentai megazords but you should give toys like that to a kid who will play with them, not hang them on the wall.

I just assumed he was getting them to dilate with.

 

[Maiden]

Imagine investing thousands and thousands of dollars in useless toys and then coming to the realization that the hobby is fucking stupid and pointless and childish. He can’t let his brain accept that he’s spent so much money for nothing so he’s doubling down. It’s like a gambler who’s lost $20,000 in a single night going all in at 4am in a drunken stupor.

The "best" part is even if he does come to this realization some day he can't even turn around and try to resell them (which can potentially even turn a profit) because he treats them like the toys they are, like the manchild he is. Serious collectors on the aftermarket don't want anything to do with a toy/figure/etc that's missing its box and packaging 99.9% of the time, and the only time I've seen Kevin's toys in their packaging is when he posts about the latest thing he's pissed away money on.

Granted, I wouldn't trust anything that had been in that house or within a mile of Kev to not be a class 5 biohazard, even in the original packaging. But, yknow, the principle of the thing.

 

[dirtydeanna96]

Is kev kev only interested in transformers because he thinks being trans and owning transformers are quirky? I dont understand how anyone over 10 would be interested shitty hasbro toys

No.
Kevin likes transformers for the same reason OPL likes my little pony. It reminds him of his eighties childhood when the only responsibility he had was to play with toys and watch cartoons based on toy properties.

 

[Miss Misery]

I'm a female eighties child and I could give a fuck about Transformers?

 

[exhausted]

I'm a female eighties child and I could give a fuck about Transformers?

Yeah, he's an 80s male child. That makes sense.

 

[Miss Misery]

I'm a female eighties child and I could give a fuck about Transformers?

Y'all think that admitting I'm a female and that I don't care about Transformers = embarrassing life details?


My point was that for as much of a girl as he thinks he is, I don't know many (any) 80s girls who were into Transformers.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Y'all think that admitting I'm a female and that I don't care about Transformers = embarrassing life details?


My point was that for as much of a girl as he thinks he is, I don't know many (any) 80s girls who were into Transformers.

Chris-chan is a true and honest female, a goddess even, and she likes transformers.

Also, nobody cares.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Y'all think that admitting I'm a female and that I don't care about Transformers = embarrassing life details?


My point was that for as much of a girl as he thinks he is, I don't know many (any) 80s girls who were into Transformers.

no, it's rather that no one cares

 

[Miss Misery]

Yes, I get that no one cares. I should have made my point more clear, which was that I don't know of any women who were little girls in the eighties who were into Transformers (Christine Weston Chandler aside). So Kevin's obsession with them kind of drives home the fact that he was born a male and is still a male and will always be a male.

(My apologies for not elaborating on that.)

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

I should have made my point more clear, which was that I don't know of any women who were little girls in the eighties who were into Transformers (Christine Weston Chandler aside).

any women who were little girls

Christine Weston Chandler aside

Either you are a troll or as dense as Kevin. This is not a fucking transformers thread! The dickless autist doesn't actually care about transformers. He just wants the toys.

 

[Clicky]

Why are people suspecting there's ~lore~ behind him liking transformers? I am pretty sure he just likes a thing that's easy to consoooom for a sperg who doesn't know how to manage finances . If it's some Hasbro thing with a ridiculous amount of merch, he will throw money at it.

I doubt he has a deep soul connection to the robots who turn into cars or whatever.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Everytime I check in on this faggot I wonder if he's going to go bald before his AmHole has rotted out or if it'll be the other way around.

But good to see that he's finally getting comfortable with shoving stuff up his butt like a normie.

 

[Xanax and Wine]

The "best" part is even if he does come to this realization some day he can't even turn around and try to resell them (which can potentially even turn a profit) because he treats them like the toys they are, like the manchild he is. Serious collectors on the aftermarket don't want anything to do with a toy/figure/etc that's missing its box and packaging 99.9% of the time, and the only time I've seen Kevin's toys in their packaging is when he posts about the latest thing he's pissed away money on.

Granted, I wouldn't trust anything that had been in that house or within a mile of Kev to not be a class 5 biohazard, even in the original packaging. But, yknow, the principle of the thing.

Maybe he unpacks them so the other troons don't get motivated to murder him and sell his collection next time the money is tight.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Why are people suspecting there's ~lore~ behind him liking transformers? I am pretty sure he just likes a thing that's easy to consoooom for a sperg who doesn't know how to manage finances . If it's some Hasbro thing with a ridiculous amount of merch, he will throw money at it.

I doubt he has a deep soul connection to the robots who turn into cars or whatever.

I think it's what he watched after his father died (when he was 13). Probably the first thing that got his mind off his grief and it manifested into.... this...

 

[Particle Bored]

(sings) Transgenders! More than meets the eye

If you havent seen this, you're welcome.

 

[Shovel Of Ammunition]

Wo

If you havent seen this, you're welcome.

Wow people really still used to complain about “political correctness” back in 2016 huh.