US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Jann_Hörn]

Yeah but we don't have the backing of the media to turn the lie into a truth. If we repeat this claim and someone posts the whole clip we look like jackasses.

The people who think the right is jackasses will think so nonetheless. No amount of truth gets through to these people. The sensible people will have already noticed how far gone biden is. I was looking for the full context of this but joe’s speech is just so hard to listen to honestly.

As @greengrilledcheese said there is a propaganda war going on now. It’s too late to reverse most people into rational thought. Most people have their judgments given to them by who their parents are, either in reverence or rebellion from them.

The sad fact of the matter of this situation, allowing a senile person to even be considered for leader of the free world, has been brewing for a long long time.

 

[tehpope]

I'm feel that we're over hyping this debate. I think Biden will do fine. Not horrible. Just passable. He'll ramble on if allowed and gaf a few times. Trump will do well. Maybe feel out the debate and not go for the kill ASAP. The MSM will declare Biden the winner regardless of facts.

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

You think Bidens planning on using the coof to get out some pity votes?

A few days before the election he goes down with Co-Vid and ever newspaper, radio and TV station does a 24 hour vigil type deal to squeeze out every last possible pity vote?

 

[RockPaper]

You think Bidens planning on using the coof to get out some pity votes?

A few days before the election he goes down with Co-Vid and ever newspaper, radio and TV station does a 24 hour vigil type deal to squeeze out every last possible pity vote?

I'm guessing that would be offset by "I don't wanna vote for a guy who's about to die."

 

[CrippleThreat]

I'm feel that we're over hyping this debate. I think Biden will do fine. Not horrible. Just passable. He'll ramble on if allowed and gaf a few times. Trump will do well. Maybe feel out the debate and not go for the kill ASAP. The MSM will declare Biden the winner regardless of facts.

Trump just has to call Joe out whenever he starts saying some fuck-shit, a la "gays in the bathhouse," "muh hairy legs," or "The Legend of Corn Pop." Do it, regardless of moderators.

One thing I really hope Joe doesn't do is that elitist, smug, smile and laugh technique.

 

[tehpope]

Trump just has to call Joe out whenever he starts saying some fuck-shit, a la "gays in the bathhouse," "muh hairy legs," or "The Legend of Corn Pop." Do it, regardless of moderators.

One thing I really hope Joe doesn't do is that elitist, smug, smile and laugh technique.

he's gonna do the smug shit.

Trump should just interject everytime he goes off topic with "Have you taken your meds today?"

 

[TFT-A9]

he's gonna do the smug shit.

Trump should just interject everytime he goes off topic with "Have you taken your meds today?"

nah everytime Biden starts verbally meandering into retarded shit Trump should just pantomime like he's trying to drive a truck through a cone slalom

 

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he's gonna do the smug shit.

Trump should just interject everytime he goes off topic with "Have you taken your meds today?"

What Trump should do is blatantly call it out if Biden goes off topic or doesn't answer a question. Make it impossible for the media to ignore.

 

[JamFlowMan]

I'm feel that we're over hyping this debate. I think Biden will do fine. Not horrible. Just passable. He'll ramble on if allowed and gaf a few times. Trump will do well. Maybe feel out the debate and not go for the kill ASAP. The MSM will declare Biden the winner regardless of facts.

I don't know Trump was ruthless in the primary and Hillary debates. He has seemed to mellow out a bit the last 4 years and is better at picking his spots to get a good dig in. We've all seen those videos of Biden snapping on some regular person asking simple questions if Trump chooses to push the right buttons something entertaining could come out of it and that's the best you could hope for.

Like you said the media is going to do what they do and most people already know who they are voting for so all the debates have to do is provide a few laughs and some fun memes and they'll be worth it.

If I were Trump i'd start the night off listing 5 animals and challenge Biden to repeat them after every question he answers.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

I don't know Trump was ruthless in the primary and Hillary debates. He has seemed to mellow out a bit the last 4 years and is better at picking his spots to get a good dig in. We've all seen those videos of Biden snapping on some regular person asking simple questions if Trump chooses to push the right buttons something entertaining could come out of it and that's the best you could hope for.

Like you said the media is going to do what they do and most people already know who they are voting for so all the debates have to do is provide a few laughs and some fun memes and they'll be worth it.

If I were Trump i'd start the night off listing 5 animals and challenge Biden to repeat them after every question he answers.

People with memory issues are prone to anger, especially when they're having trouble keeping or getting things straight, such as a high pressure debate. The idea of Trump provoking Biden to the point where has a meltdown is great, and watching how the media tries to cover for it would be even better.

I can see the Headlines now, "In Brave Debate performance, Biden expresses the emotions of the black community to Trump, vocalizing all our internal rage"

 

[Jarolleon]

Joe Biden will get the Herbert West-Reanimator shot in his asscheeks and be "better than ever" for 2 whole hours and every moderator will dogpile on the President. I don't trust these debates at all.

Imagine if it turns out that Uncle Joe was pretending to be retarded for this entire election cycle up until the debates, knowing full well that only political junkies notice at this point, and then suddenly turns back into 2016 Joe when he takes the debate stage, completely blindsiding Trump, who's entire inner circle views him as a bumbling dementia patient. It's not like he needed to make an effort to win the Democratic primary.

 

[TFT-A9]

Imagine if it turns out that Uncle Joe was pretending to be retarded for this entire election cycle up until the debates, knowing full well that only political junkies notice at this point, and then suddenly turns back in 2016 Joe when he takes the debate stage, completely blindsiding Trump, who's entire inner circle views him as a bumbling dementia patient. It's not like he needed to make an effort to win the Democratic primary.

would be pretty goddamn funny ngl

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

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would be pretty goddamn funny ngl

Maybe we got the drugs and early end for the press events wrong this entire time. Biden wasn't getting doped up and wrapping early because it faded off into a bad day, Biden was actually popping some intense dissociative drugs, sent out to waffle for an hour. Come debate night they'll clear his system up, hit him with some Adrenaline, and he'll come on stage doing backflips and reciting palindromes.

 

[mandatorylurk]

There's new talk that with Biden's speech today where he's wearing his mask while speaking, he's not really talking. He's just moving his mouth and they're playing a recorded version done moments earlier.

I used to laugh at these weird theories but I really can't anymore. He screwed up the Pledge of Allegiance but he seemed less breathey, as though they put the Pledge screwup just to throw off the scent of what they're doing.

 

[It's HK-47]

"I lost that line..." Bruh lay off the fucking teleprompters already or at least quit making it so agonizingly obvious. You can see him look back-and-forth between the interviewer and the teleprompter for fuck's sake, they're not even trying to hide the fact that he conducts interviews with a fucking teleprompter because it's blatantly visible (A) in the goddamned video still.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

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"I lost that line..." Bruh lay off the fucking teleprompters already or at least quit making it so agonizingly obvious. You can see him look back-and-forth between the interviewer and the teleprompter for fuck's sake, they're not even trying to hide the fact that he conducts interviews with a fucking teleprompter because it's blatantly visible (A) in the goddamned video still.

"First 100 days of my campaign"

 

[Quixotic Man]

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"I lost that line..." Bruh lay off the fucking teleprompters already or at least quit making it so agonizingly obvious. You can see him look back-and-forth between the interviewer and the teleprompter for fuck's sake, they're not even trying to hide the fact that he conducts interviews with a fucking teleprompter because it's blatantly visible (A) in the goddamned video still.

Did their usual big prompter break down so they had to position a smaller screen close to him or what?

 

[Iwasamwillbe]

I'm just continuing to wait for the debates, because they are coming, whether Joe Biden and the DNC like them or not.

 

[X Prime]

If that video is real and not out of context, and I have every reason to believe that is the case, what exactly will they put Biden on to make him able to debate?

 

[Shaka Brah]

If that video is real and not out of context, and I have every reason to believe that is the case, what exactly will they put Biden on to make him able to debate?

He'll "get coof" and die and then they'll just ignore the debates.