Gross Kelly Ronahan - Vampire Munchie Who Destroyed Her Own Legs

What part of Kelly's body will she start picking at next?

  • Stumps

    Votes: 1,437 58.6%
  • Arms

    Votes: 367 15.0%
  • Hands

    Votes: 118 4.8%
  • Face

    Votes: 229 9.3%
  • Hair

    Votes: 117 4.8%
  • Face

    Votes: 182 7.4%
  • She will find an entirely new way of harming herself

    Votes: 827 33.7%

  • Total voters
    2,453
  • Poll closed .
That, and she's not an immediate threat to herself. It's slow. She's not got a suicide plan. It's hard to commit someone who's not actively violent. Hers is a passive thing that takes time.

There are three potential criteria for commitment: Danger to self, danger to others, and gravely disabled. Usually the third category is reserved for people having a psychotic break in Times Square and scaring the tourists, but Kelly would seem to fit the bill.

Interesting that there are exposed arteries and veins that she hasn't gone for. She must know that once you pop the ball, the game is over.

It reminds me of "death by a thousand cuts." I used to assume that this referred to superficial cutting, like get enough paper cuts and you might bleed out, but the historical reality is much more gruesome.

 
Another is if there is a child involved. Smaller things that would not get someone committed when done in the presence or to a child can lead to commitment. If shes continually seeing a doctor though they may be afraid to seek commitment and lose her as a patient. In her situation it may be safer to play along until a iron clad plan is in place. This is only reason I can see nothing being done when shes clearly a harm to herself. If you notice they mention she only screws with the deeper portion of the wounds, that plus the fact she may still have deeper nerves functional show shes definitely got shit going on in her brain thats not right.
 
Another is if there is a child involved. Smaller things that would not get someone committed when done in the presence or to a child can lead to commitment. If shes continually seeing a doctor though they may be afraid to seek commitment and lose her as a patient. In her situation it may be safer to play along until a iron clad plan is in place. This is only reason I can see nothing being done when shes clearly a harm to herself. If you notice they mention she only screws with the deeper portion of the wounds, that plus the fact she may still have deeper nerves functional show shes definitely got shit going on in her brain thats not right.
To me, it says she wants to keep getting pain meds. She's only damaging the parts that still hurt, so she can honestly present herself with pain to those doctors. If she was fucking with the surface they probably would down grade her to a non opioid.
 
I've said it before, but I'm still amazed that she's managed to hide where she's currently getting her attention from. Dropping off of lolcow, KF, and most social media after so long is so strange to me. Where is she munching and how is she being received by her new audience?

I think she so doped up that between the nurses popping by and trips to the hospital or whatever she's fucking out.

Behind the scenes they've gotta be working to declare her unfit.
 
['s on fig1 app. please do not fuck with this guy or bother him. he's not breaking the law by asking there, but it's purposely difficult to get screen shots. I've cut out his name and hospital affiliation. he's got two other leg amputations on his cases list. the replies are boring. nurses seem to be saying to supervise and treat and doctors/surgeons say just lop em off. there are no photos on the case. it's text only.

Asking for a phone so I can take a picture of my phone was the most stupid moment.

Thank you for your service! This is absolutely elucidating. Godspeed to that doctor.

I'm imagining Kelly trying to leave wound care appointments because they're onto her and it's so funny.

In other news, she has obvious thrush but needs a nurse on Instagram to look at it.

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Thank you for your service! This is absolutely elucidating. Godspeed to that doctor.

I'm imagining Kelly trying to leave wound care appointments because they're onto her and it's so funny.

In other news, she has obvious thrush but needs a nurse on Instagram to look at it.

she has a full wound care team to treat her for any real ailment. thrush, my tired ass
 
Thank you for your service! This is absolutely elucidating. Godspeed to that doctor.

I'm imagining Kelly trying to leave wound care appointments because they're onto her and it's so funny.

In other news, she has obvious thrush but needs a nurse on Instagram to look at it.

Omg guys I might need some monistat but it would be better if the entire ER gathered round my coochie and told me I'm the bravest survivor of itchy vag, evah.

This fucking bitch.
 
She needs to be institutionalized. It's insane to me that someone this mentally ill and self harming isn't living in a facility permanently. I'm going to guess that the cost of all this futile medical care for her gross legs far outweighs what it would have cost to keep her in a supervised environment with mental health treatment and a ban on social media to prevent or at least mitigate the severe picking in the first place.

Kelly is pretty much is the pinnacle of the absolute state of modern medical ethics. People have a right to mutilate and slowly kill themselves if they so wish, so you can't put them in an institution that would prevent that. But you can't tell these types of people to fuck off if they're going to continue with their behavior either, so basically doctors and nurses are legally bound to be complicit in people self harming and ultimately committing suicide and the system is required to waste resources on them. It's fucked.
 
Man, I feel for that poor doctor asking his colleagues for advice. What do you do in that situation? If I had my way I’d slap those wound vacs on her and wrap her up with oven mitts on her hands for a year. I honest know what that poor team can do when she refuses to heal.

Paige in NZ had both arms casted for a while so she'd quit fucking with herself, but she was inpatient.
 
Paige in NZ had both arms casted for a while so she'd quit fucking with herself, but she was inpatient.
It sounds like that's the debate here. Do they let her keep going as things are, or try to keep her inpatient with an observer, and do they amputate- if they do, can they keep her from fucking with her legs?
 
Her hospital isn't exactly one to be lopping off limbs. They're capable in an emergency situation and they are the biggest hospital in the area, but that kind of procedure would be sent to Vancouver.

Like I've said before, the inpatient options in her town are typically overloaded and not really set up to double as a full time wound care treatment centre. She's a case in which a lot of external centres wouldn't want to touch her with a ten foot pole
 
It sounds like that's the debate here. Do they let her keep going as things are, or try to keep her inpatient with an observer, and do they amputate- if they do, can they keep her from fucking with her legs?
Paige was fucking with her tubes and causing repeat sepsis infections on her torso. She's been in a hospice facility for months now.
 
Paige was fucking with her tubes and causing repeat sepsis infections on her torso. She's been in a hospice facility for months now.

speaking of Paige she posted this the other day, which I found really amusing, incase anyone was wondering how many times she’s had sepsis. Etc.
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Sorry for off topic, back to kelly now.
 
Paige was fucking with her tubes and causing repeat sepsis infections on her torso. She's been in a hospice facility for months now.

See, that kind of basic munchie behavior doesn’t surprise me. I’d expect that. Kelly gouging her leg to the bone and then scraping away at the bone is next level stuff.

It honestly makes me yearn for the good ol’ days of 2016: https://globalnews.ca/news/2587368/kelowna-womans-undiagnosed-blood-disorder-baffles-doctors/
 
I was thinking about that news story this morning. I wonder who called in that story idea to the station (obviously kelly) and if the attention she got from that really fueled the beginning of her munching? If they never ran that feel good fluff story I wonder if Kelly wouldn't be as bad as she is now (I know press X for doubt).
 
speaking of Paige she posted this the other day, which I found really amusing, incase anyone was wondering how many times she’s had sepsis. Etc.
Sorry for off topic, back to kelly now.

The medical resources wasted on people like kelly and paige and their delusions are a travesty in a world where people lose absolutely everything and end up homeless for medical bills/conditions beyond their control.
 
Thank you so much, cuddle striker, getting a glimpse into the thoughts of a medical professional who is working directly with her is both heartbreaking and very informative. I hope that people viewing this thread can stay respectful with this information so that if there are any more updates we can be privvy to them, rather than running this poor fellow underground.

What possible reason could she have for doing this? Is she just carving scabs off to expose the bone again and make it look more severe for her followers?

There are a few reasons, for example as you mentioned it's to make them look worse, it's probably also to weaken the bone in hopes of a break but I think the root reason is probably a lot simpler and a lot more stupid than most would hope.
Unlike most munchies, Kelly does not research a condition and then do her best to mimic the symptoms, she simply does something and complains about the outcome until someone else strings it all together for a diagnosis.
This is also why she has so many aborted "storylines"; the dots didn't end up connecting in any way so she just dropped it. To me it seems like the bone scraping (bleh) is just another example of this; she already has the world's most rarest and destructive form of "bechets" ever, so why not get a bit more mileage out of it? What if something started happening to her bones?
All this "reasoning" would take only a few seconds, maybe a minute, before she's already chipping or scraping away, imagining what the doctors and/or nurses will say when they see the results. The only reasonable explanation is that she's doing it to herself, sure, but if she denies it then they'll have to run more tests and more tests until they come up with something and then she can leech on to that and forget this whole bechets thing!

It's dangerous, it's stupid, and it's something she's done many times before. The first example that comes to mind was when she was complaining about a "lip thing" (I think she said she couldn't feel her lips or something, she wasn't very descriptive) and no one paid attention to that so she instead ripped out one of her own fillings. She probably hoped someone could connect the two somehow but since no one did she just dropped the "lip thing" and presumably went to the dentist.
Remember they always have to be finding something new or the game is over, and once the game is over she has to face the reality of having a destroyed body, no friends, no family and no hobbies.
Once that happens, well, it'll only be a matter of time before her cat gets "sick" again, I'm sure.

I was thinking about that news story this morning. I wonder who called in that story idea to the station (obviously kelly) and if the attention she got from that really fueled the beginning of her munching? If they never ran that feel good fluff story I wonder if Kelly wouldn't be as bad as she is now (I know press X for doubt).

Oh 100% Kelly called it in herself or convinced someone around her to, and nah, she would be right where she is now with or without that piece I think. I mean, the doctor's were "baffled" because she was already bloodletting, and her escalations from there seem pretty well timed with a decline in interest in that. If anything, I think if she could have kept up interest through more pieces like this and her red cross advert and all that shit she actually wouldn't have felt the need to outdo that with a rare diagnosis, and then escalate again when attention from that ran out and so forth and so forth until we ended up where we are today.
 
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