🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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All becomes gunt said:
Gunty has no insurance and Faith also is cut off since her parents arent her guardians anymore. He IS paying full price for EVERYTHING.
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wait ralph doesnt have insurance? why would you not get insurance if your specifically planning to get pregnant? gunty is so fucking stupid, hes going to blow through the lemon hoard like its nothing.
 
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All becomes gunt said:
Gunty has no insurance and Faith also is cut off since her parents arent her guardians anymore. He IS paying full price for EVERYTHING.
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So am I right in thinking the price Ralph is looking at is around 30k to 50k (depending on if a C-section or other complications)
plus all of Fai Fai's owed psych money.

That 50k is looking smaller by the day
 
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Buffalo Chicken Sandwich said:
Has anyone checked if there is corn poisoning? Or adverse health risks to long-term exposure to corn? Because we all are affected by this point.
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The corn has taken a spirit of its own and it will grow in the harlot's womb upon a bed of thorns. Just look at all the souls it harvested already, Gym is about to die, Coach's life support is off, a woman got sacrificed behind an Arby's yesterday and the body count keeps growing to fuel the spirit of the arcdemon within.
 
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Iroha Isshiki said:
Here y'all go!
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Wait a second, the actual results have come in... My god...
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Ethan's the one who's pregnant!
 
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MeltyTW said:
edit chris dont fucking shoot ralph in the head over this ffs man let it go
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Yeah, let the SWAT team that inevitably comes to haul him off to jail sooner or later take care of it. They've got access to heavier ordnance.

I figure .600 or .700 Nitro Express should be able to penetrate the Gunt. Barely.

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gran_autismo said:
It's called Medicaid and it's available for low-income pregnant mothers. Ralph's not paying for shit, the American taxpayers are. Just like his college education he never finished.
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This 100%. The fact that anyone here thinks Ralph wont take advantage of every taxpayer handout available to him means they dont know too much about his history. And after the baby is born I garuntee the first thing that freeloader does is apply for a WIC card (pays for formula, diapers, wipes, etc.) as well as EBT.

We will be financially supporting that child more than Ralph.
 
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