🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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MeltyTW said:
its both, he was already backing off before the miscarriage concern. hopefully still giving info to police though, but iirc you cant really just call quits in giving info on crimes and he was supposedly in contact iirc a week or two before the pregnancy thing anyway


its not revenge porn its an entirely different undisclosed crime that doesnt need faith's consent to prosecute whatsoever
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I was optimistically hoping that Faith had got back in touch with them, as Mrs Vickers made clear that they had resorted to social media because Faith had blocked all contact. With that said, maybe she had - if only to inform them that Ralph was indeed telling the truth when he announced her pregnancy in a HIT PIECE LYING ABOUT THE GRANDFATHER.

At the time I also speculated that the crime that Ralph had commited was a parole violation - as Mr. Vickers eluded to the fact that it would only go ahead if authorities decided to pay attention. This would only be the case if this was a low level crime.

I do wonder what Mr & Mrs V are thinking right now about getting Ralph locked up - sure it would be cathartic, and he absolutely deserves it. However, would this be a good outcome for the child? Probably, but how are you to explain to your grandchild that you're the reason they didn't have a father figure - or at the least, that's the accusation, Ralph is the reason.
 
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Juhlonduss said:
Can someone point out the guntling? I'm having a hard time seeing anything but a womb full of demons and an alien smoking a cigarette. The sleep deprived pareidolia/retardation is hitting really hard right now, as you can see.
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Since, I just got to be a father and the country I live in has mandatory ultrasound for free every month, I can tell you that its the lower black point on the left screen. Thats her egg.
 
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Pixis said:
I think a lot of it has to do with kids being impressionable when it comes to their parents behaviors and actions, especially when a child witnesses how their parents treat the grandparents. But, at the same time, I believe there's a part of a childs behavior that's ingrained in them through their genetics. Kinda like how kids who are adopted share behavioral traits of their biological parents.
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At the very least the guntling will share the addictive personality, low self-esteem, weight problems, manipulation skills and constant lying traits that both faith and ethan have.

Shiggy Diggster said:
I can't keep track of the timeline because of how crazy the year has been general, but is it possible Faith got knocked up in the loony bin? By the potent BBC of some negro orderly hopefully.
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The lawsuits would bankrupt the whole psychiatric hospital. Even hugging is illegal as is going into another patients room. And with 15 minute checks she would have to be extremely lucky for that to happen.

I will say that if i was this crazy bitch i would lie about how far i am. From 3rd hand info, i know that nurses/doctors won't tell the father even if youre blatantly lying about how far you are or even what race the kid appears to be on the ultrasound. Even basic info like health info they wont contradict so she could 1000% use the fact that her 40 year old mom had complications to prop up being like "we need to go in at 3 weeks"

If she knew Ralph was so early that would be even better to keep up the lie. She could be off by 2 whole months and he wouldnt be the wiser. Was she with the gunt back in June?

Also 1000% ralph will raffle off naming rights for his kid, more/higher donations better chance of being selected, then he will announce the winner and regardless of who it is Ralph will just name it what Ralph wanted to name it. Also we will see that little fucker on stream as often as possible once born.
 
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MeltyTW said:
it gets worse he actually said on show "alot of fuckers doubted it, well they aint doubtin now" he actually just did this to own the alogs, he says later "not supposed to announce it now or in this way but ya know whatever" he knows hes an irredeemable pos
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People marked my 'it's faaaaake' post optimistic, but this is exactly what I was baiting him into doing. What a jobber.
You can essentially remote access his twitter account by posting here.
 
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I just watched the stream where @Bryan Dunn, Godwinson, Dispatch and some others spoke about Faith's insanity.

I want to add further to the fact that Faith is full of shit. She claimed some guys came to her house with weapons.
While possible, I doubt this because the Vickers family lives in a gated community. This is a DM I got on Twitter from Matthew when I wrote on KF that I have their dox.

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Ladies and guntlemen, the police were right!!!!!11!!1
Ethan Ralph is a fucking manlet!!!!!!!!!!


Alright, some correction. I thought 5.1 feet would be the same as 5'1, obviously not and I'm a fucking retard. These Dumbfuckistani units are gay.
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He's still a fucking manlet, 5'6 at most, luckily not 5'1 manlet.

Here's the Gunt's mugshot:
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According to my pile of autism (this is what a degree in mathematics does to your mind), the gunt is shy of 5'7 This could obviously be attributed to errors, the exact pin on Amazon though looks to be the same, likely isn't exact.

Do people care though? 5'1 or 5'7, or just a fucking manlet.
 
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Perspicacity said:
This is all so incredibly frightening with this proclamation of Faith being 3 weeks pregnant... However you can't even get a fetal heart tones that early... I don't know how you would definitively detect a pregnancy at that time. The other aspect of this, that I kind of touched on is that Faith has declared herself a virgin (despite numerous stories of being raped), does this mean that Ethan Ralph took her virginity? Did meth mouth Chris? How about Daddy Dax? This was the black pill I realized as I gathered all the info and it honestly made me ill.

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She's saying she's a virgin even after all that Femdom shit with methboy? My nigga got his balls stomped and didn't even get to smash at the end. :(
 
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FakeNewsAnchor said:
She's saying she's a virgin even after all that Femdom shit with methboy? My nigga got his balls stomped and didn't even get to smash at the end. :(
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Faith is some kind of mental case and taking anything she says at face value is a mistake. If she is actually BPD that means she's extra crazy and lies about everything all of the time. Anyone lamenting for Faith should understand that she was never going to do better than the gunt. She's an F tier slampig at best. The kind you don't want to even know your real name. That's why it's so wonderful to watch Ralph crow about his girlfriend and now babby. Faith is going to ruin the gunt's life whether or not this kid gets born.

If you want to see what a crazy BPD bitch can do can do, go read the Lowtax thread from around November of last year until now. And Bogan was relatively tame as far as BPD cases go. They only lived together full time for two months before the domestic violence 911 calls started and she quickly took off luckily for Rich. Everything was great when it was week long visits to bang, get fucked up, and then rub it in his wife's face on social media. His wife was in a domestic violence shelter with his latest child and their pets btw. Shortly after Bogan moved in fulltime Drunky McPillhead decided that giving her attention was too much work. That's when the trouble starts. They are the manic pixie dream girl straight from a romcom until they decide that you've wronged them. Then they are the life ruining ex from a horror movie complete with false rape or domestic violence reports and pet murder.

Medicaid and welfare aren't going to pay for everything this kid needs either. They'll pay enough for a kid to have a kinda shitty, but livable life. I suspect that won't be enough for Faith. Ralph should expect to see his nest egg and lemons take a hit in the near future. Baby shit is expensive and raising a child is exhausting. Neither one of these retards have any concept of selflessness or self-sacrifice and so, the child will suffer. They will suffer. They will make sure the other parent is suffering at least as much as they are. The best case scenario for everyone involved is that this kid does not get born. Let it get born some kind of tardbaby that needs extra care as well and the workload of raising them will get upped beyond what either Faith or Ralph think is even possible.

Between 350-400k babies are born every day and the guntspawn will be one of the ones destined for a dead end life the moment it was conceived. There are people in 3 world countries living on a few dollars a day who will raise happier and healthier children than Faith and Ralph could ever hope to.
 
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Dumping this archive here before the site goes down due to attacks from orcs, probably sent by Vordrak The Defiler.

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AltisticRight said:
Ladies and guntlemen, the police were right!!!!!11!!1
Ethan Ralph is a fucking manlet!!!!!!!!!!
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I believe you. I don't think anyone would have taken the trouble to make rainbow text unless they were very sure of their thesis.
 
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AltisticRight said:
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Ladies and guntlemen, the police were right!!!!!11!!1
Ethan Ralph is a fucking manlet!!!!!!!!!!

Here's the Gunt's mugshot:
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According to my pile of autism (this is what a degree in mathematics does to your mind), the gunt is shy of 5'. This could obviously be attributed to errors, the exact pin on Amazon though looks to be the same, likely isn't exact.
However, what if mine were correct? See the fluff on the Gunt's head? That might have added the 0.1'... just sayin'.

Do people care though? 5'1 or 5'7, or just a fucking manlet.
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The mayor clearly stands above all the stands in the background and in other pictures you can see that he's one of the tallest guys in the room. Unless the tallest guy in Virginia is 5'9, I don't buy this at all. And unless you have a way to prove that people like Ade and Malkin are actually like 4'7, it seems even more sketch. The autistic dedication is commendable and inspiring, however.
 
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Vetti said:
The mayor clearly stands above all the stands in the background and in other pictures you can see that he's one of the tallest guys in the room. Unless the tallest guy in Virginia is 5'9, I don't buy this at all. And unless you have a way to prove that people like Ade and Malkin are actually like 4'7, it seems even more sketch. The autistic dedication is commendable and inspiring, however.
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I'm afraid you're ignoring a fundamental point of Kiwi jurisprudence namely that arguments in rainbow text trump those in normal text.
 
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