🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Near]

All it took was letting the truth sink in that his baby will be found in a trashcan behind an Arbys.

His manbaby twitter avatar looks like he just got fired from Machinima.

Same energy. I guess Ralph looks way more ridiculous because I just keep seeing a big angry egg with a pouting face giving me middle fingers. Look how INFAMOUS this angry egg is.

 

[Shark Senpai]

His manbaby twitter avatar looks like he just got fired from Machinima.

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Same energy

Real talk, when are we going to get a Gunt v. Mantits death fight? Gunt has the weight advantage but DSP has thousands invested in virtual wrassling connect 4.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

His manbaby twitter avatar looks like he just got fired from Machinima.

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Same energy. I guess Ralph looks way more ridiculous because I just keep seeing an angry big egg with a pouting face giving me middle fingers. Look how INFAMOUS this angry egg is.

Really a sad day for a man when DSP has infinitely more dignity than you. (solely because he's not having a baby with a teenager)

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Real talk, when are we going to get a Gunt v. Mantits death fight? Gunt has the weight advantage but DSP has thousands invested in virtual wrassling connect 4.

Honestly, I'd give it to DSP 4 times out of 5. The only perceived advantage is that Ralph gets real mad real quick.

Asides from that Phil is taller, healthier and is only addicted to gotcha games not alcohol and Xans.

In fact, despite everything Phil has to put up with, I would rather be Phil than Ralph. He's got +10 luck, and isn't known as a white nationalist

Also his house is nice, I'm fairly sure you could accurately define it as having separate "Wings" and not leave people confused as to wtf you mean upon seeing it.

 

[Berb]

At least DSP wasn't stupid enough to knock up PandaLee

 

[CumFartingBobby]

At least DSP wasn't stupid enough to knock up PandaLee

I imagine thats more to DSP not being able to work a vagina than anything else. "What it didnt come out? So stupid you saw me pressing that right? Your vagina has lag, I keep pressing the buttons but nothing happens"

In fairness to dsp, we saw the tape of Ethan and the only thing Ethan worked was his thumb in a butt....

 

[FuzzMushr00m]

Gout>>>Gunt

 

[World Star]

she has to be farther along than 3 weeks. So is Ralph even the sperm donor?

Seems there's hope for the child yet, he may be able to just inherit the Mexican Merchant's genes instead!

 

[Crystal Golem]

We are in for harvest after harvest, ladies and guntlemen. It isn't just the fact that Ethan Ralph is a monumental faggot who is simply not prepared for fatherhood; nor is it just the fact that Faith is a mentally ill piece of white trash who is equally unprepared for parenthood. I say we are in for bountiful seasons because he just can't stop divulging information about his personal life on the internet. I don't necessarily want to give him any good ideas but for the love of Christ Ethan, stop fucking posting shit about you and Faith and her begunted uterus. As far as the internet is concerned, pretend like Faith doesn't exist.

He's on a trajectory for disaster and deadset on giving the internet a front row seat. White trash swine like ER and his porcine princess are deterministically bound to make poor choices and fuck their lives up. At the very least they could avoid broadcasting it to the masses.

We sacrificed so hard we got a bumper crop for the next 18 years give or take.

 

[break these cuffs]

The mayor clearly stands above all the stands in the background and in other pictures you can see that he's one of the tallest guys in the room. Unless the tallest guy in Virginia is 5'9, I don't buy this at all. And unless you have a way to prove that people like Ade and Malkin are actually like 4'7, it seems even more sketch. The autistic dedication is commendable and inspiring, however.

People were saying Mayor Stoney was 5' 7" because he was shorter than Mike Tomlin by a couple inches in a previously posted pic and some random ass celebrity sites list Tomlin as 5' 9". In the picture below Tomlin is standing next to Ben Roethlisberger, noted masturbator before finding Jesus, who stands 6' 5". Tomlin is 6'+, which would make the mayor probably around 6' even.

It's still funny to call Ralph a midget and he is on record in the state of Virginia as being 5' 1".

 

[PhoBingas]

All it took was letting the truth sink in that his baby will be found in a trashcan behind an Arbys.

You actually got to make a snide comment? My account was blocked almost instantly after I made it and followed a few people. I think he's using one of those block bots to block anyone following Null, Dame or whoever else.

 

[RalphsFailingKidneys]

Not related to the gungling but I finally watched Ade's stream and wrote down a few points I hadn't seen in the thread (maybe missed them):

• Ralph has a dildo. He told her it was Nora's and he refuses to throw it away. She didn't know if it he was really keeping Nora's old dildo or if it was his own and that was just an excuse
• Ralph would message Ade every night to make sure she was watching the Killstream. He had her manage the KS Twitter account but she eventually couldn't do it anymore because of her job. Ralph claims a woman lawyer is doing it now but it seems it's just him while role playing as a lady
• Ade put Ralph on a bus back to Richmond when she couldn't stand his shit anymore, he had lost his headphones and wanted hers, she said no, Ralph had to take a 16 hour without headphones because he is either too stupid too cheap or too lazy to buy them at any of the early stops. He eventually did buy a pair at one of the last stops of the trip
• The picture that Ralph used on his hit piece against Ade was taken by him at some point when they were together and she wasn't paying attention. She believes that he took an unflattering picture on purpose to use it against her later when needed
• Ralph told Ade as a compliment, that he jerked off to her when she wrote him a letter in jail. This was right after marrying Nora
• Because there was no content on TRR for over 6 months, Ralph had to ask Ade to write for him to try to get the site going again. He used to be able to depend on others to keep the site going (Goose, Davis, etc.) but at this point he has no one willing to help him out for free

That was it, other than the dildo the rest wasn't all that interesting.

One more thing though, I found a video I'd been looking for, it's during Warski's 'victory' in Knoxville taken from the audience. It shows a few seconds after the original feed ended.
You can see Ralph doing a Hulk Hogan pose and him and Gator walking out like the two pathetic children they are.
(relevant part from 4:30 on)

 

[Guntkvd]

Not related to the gungling but I finally watched Ade's stream and wrote down a few points I hadn't seen in the thread (maybe missed them):

• Ralph has a dildo. He told her it was Nora's and he refuses to throw it away. She didn't know if it he was really keeping Nora's old dildo or if it was his own and that was just an excuse
• Ralph would message Ade every night to make sure she was watching the Killstream. He had her manage the KS Twitter account but she eventually couldn't do it anymore because of her job. Ralph claims a woman lawyer is doing it now but it seems it's just him while role playing as a lady
• Ade put Ralph on a bus back to Richmond when she couldn't stand his shit anymore, he had lost his headphones and wanted hers, she said no, Ralph had to take a 16 hour without headphones because he is either too stupid too cheap or too lazy to buy them at any of the early stops. He eventually did buy a pair at one of the last stops of the trip
• The picture that Ralph used on his hit piece against Ade was taken by him at some point when they were together and she wasn't paying attention. She believes that he took an unflattering picture on purpose to use it against her later when needed
• Ralph told Ade as a compliment, that he jerked off to her when she wrote him a letter in jail. This was right after marrying Nora
• Because there was no content on TRR for over 6 months, Ralph had to ask Ade to write for him to try to get the site going again. He used to be able to depend on others to keep the site going (Goose, Davis, etc.) but at this point he has no one willing to help him out for free

That was it, other than the dildo the rest wasn't all that interesting.

One more thing though, I found a video I'd been looking for, it's during Warski's 'victory' in Knoxville taken from the audience. It shows a few seconds after the original feed ended.
You can see Ralph doing a Hulk Hogan pose and him and Gator walking out like the two pathetic children they are.
(relevant part from 4:30 on)
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Looks like gayda is few inches shorter than Ralph.

 

[Crystal Golem]

Looks like Five Finger Full Price is working on something special.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

dingo may be a low IQ mutt with a miesha complex simping for ralph but he was right calling phantom a grifter and he seem like a faggot with no original take.

is it true he wasted super berry's on dildos?

 

[Had]

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Looks like gayda is few inches shorter than Ralph.

That would make him 4 foot 10, around shorter than Nikolai Yezhov.

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

Honestly, I'd give it to DSP 4 times out of 5. The only perceived advantage is that Ralph gets real mad real quick.

Asides from that Phil is taller, healthier and is only addicted to gotcha games not alcohol and Xans.

In fact, despite everything Phil I would rather be Phil than Ralph. He's got +10 luck, and isn't known as a white nationalist

Also his house is nice.

DSP could show up to a fight with both his hands tied behind his back and he'd still win out of sheer luck.

 

[tantric_depressive]

I haven't read the past 20 pages of this thread, does anyone else find the timing odd of Bibble disappearing right as we know for sure the pregnancy's real? Black baby saga highly possible.

 

[PhoBingas]

I haven't read the past 20 pages of this thread, does anyone else find the timing odd of Bibble disappearing right as we know for sure the pregnancy's real? Black baby saga highly possible.

We haven't seen hide nor hair of bibble since they announced RBG's death.
Pelt me with puzzle pieces if you must, but have we ever seen Bibble and Ruth in the same room?