🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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^^His blackness is real. Even a secondhand pregnancy through a livestream causes him to flee
How long have faith and ralph been together. We could have a real black baby here not just a joke that ultrasound looks pretty old for what 3-4 weeks they claimin
Lol if this turns out to be the child of Dax Mastersimp, the 'man' who least wants a child. It'd be all poetic n shit too - he'd have a permanent 3rd for his thruple, and Marie would get to raise the baby she's been yearning so long for.
 
Ralph about to go through another arc of his favorite show Bojack Horseman.

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Here's the mayor (on the left, orange jacket) next to Biden, who is listed all over the place (including reputable publications) at 6'.

The rando celeb height search result that gave 5'7 as the coach's height was clearly bullshit.

This is yet another photographic comparison that independently pegs the guntheight at 5'6 or 5'7, agreeing with the Knoxville group shot and the photo of Ralph with Cernovich.
 
Not related to the gungling but I finally watched Ade's stream and wrote down a few points I hadn't seen in the thread (maybe missed them):
  • Ralph has a dildo. He told her it was Nora's and he refuses to throw it away. She didn't know if it he was really keeping Nora's old dildo or if it was his own and that was just an excuse
  • Ralph would message Ade every night to make sure she was watching the Killstream. He had her manage the KS Twitter account but she eventually couldn't do it anymore because of her job. Ralph claims a woman lawyer is doing it now but it seems it's just him while role playing as a lady
  • Ade put Ralph on a bus back to Richmond when she couldn't stand his shit anymore, he had lost his headphones and wanted hers, she said no, Ralph had to take a 16 hour without headphones because he is either too stupid too cheap or too lazy to buy them at any of the early stops. He eventually did buy a pair at one of the last stops of the trip
  • The picture that Ralph used on his hit piece against Ade was taken by him at some point when they were together and she wasn't paying attention. She believes that he took an unflattering picture on purpose to use it against her later when needed
  • Ralph told Ade as a compliment, that he jerked off to her when she wrote him a letter in jail. This was right after marrying Nora
  • Because there was no content on TRR for over 6 months, Ralph had to ask Ade to write for him to try to get the site going again. He used to be able to depend on others to keep the site going (Goose, Davis, etc.) but at this point he has no one willing to help him out for free
That was it, other than the dildo the rest wasn't all that interesting.

One more thing though, I found a video I'd been looking for, it's during Warski's 'victory' in Knoxville taken from the audience. It shows a few seconds after the original feed ended.
You can see Ralph doing a Hulk Hogan pose and him and Gator walking out like the two pathetic children they are.
(relevant part from 4:30 on)
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I missed the stream. Does anyone know where I can find it?
 
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In the unlikely event that the demon baby is born, potentially one of the big losers out of this could be Nick Rekieta.

Unless he aborts his friendship with Ralph, I can imagine Ralph wanting to have a real life meetup between himself, Faith and the Rekieta's and in a sense, wanting the Rekieta's to recognise and legitimise them as a "proper family".

Ralph & Faith may also be wanting to hit the Rekieta's up for parenting tips, at various stages of the demon baby's progression in life.
 
Ralph has a dildo. He told her it was Nora's and he refuses to throw it away. She didn't know if it he was really keeping Nora's old dildo or if it was his own and that was just an excuse
We know that Faith was obsessed with being a femdom, wearing a strap on, putting men in chastity cages, and generally being into freaky shit. God only knows the horrors that are happening in the crack shack in Guntsville, VA.
 
In the unlikely event that the demon baby is born, potentially one of the big losers out of this could be Nick Rekieta.

Unless he aborts his friendship with Ralph, I can imagine Ralph wanting to have a real life meetup between himself, Faith and the Rekieta's and in a sense, wanting the Rekieta's to recognise and legitimise them as a "proper family".

Ralph & Faith may also be wanting to hit the Rekieta's up for parenting tips, at various stages of the demon baby's progression in life.
I think tomorrow's show with PPP might finally put Grift Noseberg into Gunty's shitlist depending on how it goes.
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We know that Faith was obsessed with being a femdom, wearing a strap on, putting men in chastity cages, and generally being into freaky shit. God only knows the horrors that are happening in the crack shack in Guntsville, VA.
My most educated guess would be Gunty tied to the bedpost while Faith is taking a steamy dump on his chest.
 
We know that Faith was obsessed with being a femdom, wearing a strap on, putting men in chastity cages, and generally being into freaky shit. God only knows the horrors that are happening in the crack shack in Guntsville, VA.

Ralph is probably into being pegged like Dax Diddler.

You have to wonder how long he can continue to get Trad Right type guests on given his blatant public degeneracy.

I mean the ones who aren't complete degenerates themselves, obviously.
 
So on further thought with the 'not his baby vs severely deformed drug baby' debate, I've decided the most likely outcome.

The baby comes out jacked up from Faith's drug abuse, but then we find out Ralph got cucked and it's meth boyfriend's child, and finally Ralph plays it off as a win that he isn't responsible for Dumpster Nigga 2.
 
In the unlikely event that the demon baby is born, potentially one of the big losers out of this could be Nick Rekieta.

Unless he aborts his friendship with Ralph, I can imagine Ralph wanting to have a real life meetup between himself, Faith and the Rekieta's and in a sense, wanting the Rekieta's to recognise and legitimise them as a "proper family".

Ralph & Faith may also be wanting to hit the Rekieta's up for parenting tips, at various stages of the demon baby's progression in life.

At this point I think Ralph will do anything in his power to make sure that child is born. His behaviour got me thinking, towards the end of the Simpspiracy just after Ralph and Null were brought on to Dax's show, Null posted that thing about the forum and how he wanted to have kids. IIRC Ralph went on the offensive, claimed the site was going to shut, laughed at Null for things he said about his dick and seemed to disagree that being 40 and smashing a bunch of desperate women wasn't actually cool.

Yet Ralph since that moment seems to have decided he needed to sire a child ASAP. Nevermind the A-Logs, is this to get one up on Null?
 
My bet for Ralph's kid's deformity will be straight up autism, probably around Flam's level. Ralph and Faith are infected by internet autism, there's no way that's not going to warp their kid into an autist. Faith will be having that kid playing Kingdom Hearts and watching anime super young. We haven't even seen later stage results of what modern anime can do to a young mind yet. God forbid they allow exposure to known autioactive substances like MLP or Sonic.
 
Ralph & Faith may also be wanting to hit the Rekieta's up for parenting tips, at various stages of the demon baby's progression in life.
Rekieta might feel forced to stay in the friendship out of pity, but then eventually change his mind and dump the load like the pile of shit it is.
 
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