Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

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Regardless of your politics, it always bothers me when people make a profit of death, not to mention not even 24 hours later. He had this shirt ready to go within like an hour or two. I guess that's lolbertarian capitalism. You too can profit off a Supreme Court Justice's death for the low, low price of $22.99. It's not even that great of slogan. A total dad joke, 'Ruth Bader Gonesburg, am I right?'

RUTH GATOR 🅱INS(((🅱URG)))

How's that for a shirt?

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Remember the "job lynch mob" spiel?

Dax apparently doesn't.

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How pathetic is it that Ethan Oliver Ralph of all fucking people would settle down and have a kid before Dax?

Fucking take that you haydurrs over at the KarenFarms.

 

[4inchaverage]

general autistic faggotry

How long will you shit up this thread with this gay argument?

 

[Popper Whiting]

shirts dead anyway
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https://twitter.com/LABasedComedian/status/1308102743442284546?s=20

Something is seriously wrong with online political shills when their first thought to a controversial figure dying is "I've got to get my low effort T-Shirt out there fast to capitalize on this shit". There is no nuanced take, no positive contribution or insight, no actual passionate reasoning for or against Ginsburg instead there is just a shallow "BITCH BE DED BUY CHEAP SHIRT THAT OVERPRICED FROM ME". This isn't a left or right wing take, just the facts, if you're getting your political opinions (or at the very least hearing out political opinions) from someone who does this, you're a fucking idiot.

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Really nailed the "I'm harmless guys, I'm a non-offender!" look.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

Butthurt

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) you should really calm down.
I accepted your apology and correction.

RUTH GATOR 🅱INS(((🅱URG)))

How's that for a shirt?

more clever than Dax's idea honestly.

Remember the "job lynch mob" spiel?

Dax apparently doesn't.

Edit: Breaking news -



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How pathetic is it that Ethan Oliver Ralph of all fucking people would settle down and have a kid before Dax?

Real talk, how fucked up is that kid gonna be from people ripping on them for who their dad is and how he leaked a sex tape.
Meanwhile Diddler Dax just pretends having his nephew over is as good as having a kid of your own

uh oh, the betrayl of Daddy dax is the #1 Reddit post. I wonder how the coments react to this?

uh oh. Dax you better ban the Reddit, or rather beg your retards to do it for you

 

[Quorthon]

 

[Sped Xing]

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How strange to learn that only 25 percent of Dame Pesos' followers are completely retarded.

I haven't kept up with WATP lately. I'm interested to know if Karl is weighing in on this, now.

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

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Can this fucker read or count? I hereby demote Dax from beaner to nigger for his lack of literacy.

 

[Quorthon]

 

[George Cuckzunian]

Found an old interview of Riley on Phone Losers of America (a pretty decent prank call show). I only watched the first minute so if anyone wants to dig I'm sure you will find stuff.
Interesting thing I learned is Riley's old screen name is "Lux". I then remembered where I heard that screen name before and unsure if intentional because Riley is a mushbrain retard that would make this kind of joke or a creepy coincidence but....

https://www.smh.com.au/national/lux-captured-the-simple-error-that-brought-down-the-worlds-worst-hurtcore-paedophile-20160513-goum54.html

Lux was the site owner/admin for Hurt2thecore which distributed the infamous Daisy's Destruction video.

Anyways unsure how we missed this retarded chimpout song

Dax and co totally not being aggressive and starting shit at the Covid protest... because defending your property is beta, but starting shit with people who agree with you is super alpha chad.

Dem Views tho. If he was doing this for fun, I'd say good for him, but it looks like Riley desperately clout chases and Z-list eceleb he can so he can colab and hopefully get attention. He's like a more retarded and less successful Hazencruz.

 

[Sped Xing]

Rilley sings about "talk shit, get hit," and yet he won't lay a finger on @BIG_BRAD




In Dax's universe macho idiots are the ones who fight in deadly earnest to defend what is theirs, while manly men scratch the ground and snort at one another like bucks in rut.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

He'll start platforming weird furries which will lead to that. Like the one chick who's with Vito (or am I mistaking someone else?).

Actually Dax already did this.
The weird furry who put saline in Dax's balls, Hazencruz, the furries that had that weird furry orgy, his artists and hug box discord, etc.
And as we know Dax has a fursona

 

[Was]

Daisy's Destruction.

Top 10 Things you shouldn't right click+search on google.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

While I genuinely doubt anyone here hasn't heard of it from some creepy top 5 channel and genuinely don't wanna have a fucked google search, this 60 minutes episode explains.

Scully = Video maker
Lux was the guy who hosted for Scully and many others who made the same or worse.
The case is beyond fucked. There is creepy unknown shit too like the evidence against Scully being set on fire
Philipines wanted to bring back the death penalty over this indie film.

But I'm sure Dax see's Scully as a guy who was just trying to make an independent film about its a bad thing south east asian children are exploited with promises of education and oversexuallized, that it was actually against the pedophilia, all plebs who don't see this happening ironically as satire are low IQ, and Peter Scully and Lux were denied their freedumb of speech and Netflix needs to buy the streaming rights ASAP so Dax, Mr.Girl and Vito can review it.

 

[Not Even Twice]

The weird furry who put saline in Dax's balls

I'm sorry, what?

 

[George Cuckzunian]

I'm sorry, what?

Wait you DIDN'T know about this?
Dax covered the news story about the guy who died from silicone getting injected in his balls because his gay lover wanted him to and collected insurance money on it.
Dax talked about how if he could he would get ball injections. Sean "baaaaaed" in agreement.
Eventually some Furfag in his hugbox reached out to him to do it and talked about doing it for Dax on the show.
Dax did it on Air, Sean told Dax he was dumb and he didn't mean it and was playing up the support as a gag for the show, Dax used a "modesty cock" to hide his actual penis (which according to anyone who has seen it is claimed to be small, while no one else has any accounts saying otherwise).
Dax told a story the next day of running into a bar where Maddox went to and showing off his massive Saline sac. Dax said it was by accident but judging by what we've seen of Dax's behavior probably was on purpose and Dax spent his time at Maddox's favorite watering holes to rub in his face that he had bigger balls cause #MaddoxLost AMIRIGHT?

I don't remember the episode, any one else feel like looking it up?

 

[Krystal]

The same Daisy's destruction that even the internet devil 4chan saw as disgusting beyond repair and made sure no one could ever see it again? That Daisy's destruction?!

To hopefully help
Edit out of curiosity: What's his fursona? Is it basic or something you'd expect from a tough fur?

 

[Sped Xing]

He's a cow.

No, really. Yes, I know, it is a bit on the nose.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

I’m only half an hour into this week’s shit and I’m already annoyed with him. Yes Dax, the best safety is to not have your finger in the trigger guard unless you intend to pull it. That’s literally the first goddamn thing they teach you. It’s always been important, but it’s even more important now because most modern pistol designs have their only safety integrated into the trigger.
Let me give a story from the place I get my shit. A lady that works at my local gun store got a Remington 1911 for her nephew. When it came in she took it to the counter to give it to him and check it; and it had a live round in the chamber, mint in box. Another guy accidentely left a round in a gun while he was cleaning it and said round went through his house, several walls in another house, a sofa, and a TV.
Most gun people are so pissy about safety because you can’t trust the guys that make or sell guns to not fuck up at some point. Never mind the dipshits like Dick who talk constantly about taking hallucinogens that might walk into a store.

 

[Was]

Wait you DIDN'T know about this?
Dax covered the news story about the guy who died from silicone getting injected in his balls because his gay lover wanted him to and collected insurance money on it.
Dax talked about how if he could he would get ball injections. Sean "baaaaaed" in agreement.
Eventually some Furfag in his hugbox reached out to him to do it and talked about doing it for Dax on the show.
Dax did it on Air, Sean told Dax he was dumb and he didn't mean it and was playing up the support as a gag for the show, Dax used a "modesty cock" to hide his actual penis (which according to anyone who has seen it is claimed to be small, while no one else has any accounts saying otherwise).
Dax told a story the next day of running into a bar where Maddox went to and showing off his massive Saline sac. Dax said it was by accident but judging by what we've seen of Dax's behavior probably was on purpose and Dax spent his time at Maddox's favorite watering holes to rub in his face that he had bigger balls cause #MaddoxLost AMIRIGHT?

I don't remember the episode, any one else feel like looking it up?

Part of me wants to say 'pics or it didn't happen. Is Dax more perverted or a pussy? Also, lmao a Modesty Cock? YIKES. BIG YIKES. It's one thing to have a small penis but another to be so ashamed of it you basically where a strap-on!