🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Is there an official cutoff height for being a manlet? Or is manlet like a state of mind?
5'11 is king of manlets
I keep going back and forth from laughing at how retarded this all is to getting very sad at how shit that child's life will be.
Grim and retarded is such a stupid combination it wouldn't work in fiction, but here we are watching it happen in real time to real people.
 
Ah yes the miracle of life. Most parents would revel in happiness and straighten up their act when they are expecting a child, not Ralph though. Ralph's first thought is "how can i own the ayyy lawwwgs". Goes to show he doesnt really give a shit about his litle guntling. He already uses it as a human shield to block off criticism and consequences and he doesnt realise that its just gonna make things worse than he could ever imagine. I just wish i could call CPS before the baby is even born. Imagine being a CPS person taking a leisurely stroll through this thread. Also many say its just to not cause misscarriage but i believe Vickers shut everything off because he said there is a serious criminal investigation into Gunty. I cant wait to see what new lows he will stoop to. At this point the baby's name will be decided by whomever gives most lemons.
Not only that, but the thing that stuck out to me most about that pic is that it was a phone pic of the screen while the ultrasound was being taken. That was literally pointless other than to own the aylogs and shows just how quickly he decided to use the unborn as a meat shield for asspats. They literally give you print outs of the ultrasound, even digital ones on a fucking cd. He stated briefly on the killstream that they did both kinds of ultrasounds, which for the uninitiated, that means they stuck probe in her pussy and took a 3d render of the baby. I bet you there has already been complications. It is way too early to have done a 3d ultrasound, something is fucking up with that.
 
My bet for Ralph's kid's deformity will be straight up autism, probably around Flam's level. Ralph and Faith are infected by internet autism, there's no way that's not going to warp their kid into an autist. Faith will be having that kid playing Kingdom Hearts and watching anime super young. We haven't even seen later stage results of what modern anime can do to a young mind yet. God forbid they allow exposure to known autioactive substances like MLP or Sonic.
Ralph having a kid and it ends up being a Flamenco soundboard.
 
My bet for Ralph's kid's deformity will be straight up autism
IT NEVER ENDS
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Does anyone else find it hilarious that fai fai “attempted suicide” with mouthwash? I can only imagine how many unused bottles of mouthwash were in her bathroom.

Fai fai, mouthwash is your friend. Use it to RINSE twice a day.

If you're going to have a fake suicide attempt drinking half a bottle of mouthwash is a pretty good choice. Sodium fluoride, chlorhexidine, and other common components are unlikely to kill you but they'll probably make you throw up, get sick, etc. Make sure you use the alcohol-free stuff with no hydrogen peroxide and you'll probably be fine.
 
Not only that, but the thing that stuck out to me most about that pic is that it was a phone pic of the screen while the ultrasound was being taken. That was literally pointless other than to own the aylogs and shows just how quickly he decided to use the unborn as a meat shield for asspats. They literally give you print outs of the ultrasound, even digital ones on a fucking cd. He stated briefly on the killstream that they did both kinds of ultrasounds, which for the uninitiated, that means they stuck probe in her pussy and took a 3d render of the baby. I bet you there has already been complications. It is way too early to have done a 3d ultrasound, something is fucking up with that.
Those pictures usually have the estimated week of pregnancy on them. You can't mislead people about it being 3 weeks if you post proof that is contrary.
 
Does anyone else find it hilarious that fai fai “attempted suicide” with mouthwash? I can only imagine how many unused bottles of mouthwash were in her bathroom.
Attempted suicide by mouthwash? Faith confirmed for being first nations'.

Are you winning @theralph ?
 
Is there an official cutoff height for being a manlet? Or is manlet like a state of mind?
5'11 is king of manlets
I keep going back and forth from laughing at how retarded this all is to getting very sad at how shit that child's life will be.
Grim and retarded is such a stupid combination it wouldn't work in fiction, but here we are watching it happen in real time to real people.
The Western average height for American men is like 5'9''

Anything below starting at 5'8'' means being shorter than a majority of men and that's a fucking manlet.
 
Can someone point out the guntling? I'm having a hard time seeing anything but a womb full of demons and an alien smoking a cigarette. The sleep deprived pareidolia/retardation is hitting really hard right now, as you can see.
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This far along it's probably that butterfly looking thing on the upper left. It'll look like a weird little beansprout bent over at this point, you won't get anything too definable to look at just yet. This is why they usually wait at least another week or two to get a look at it, three weeks is REALLY early on.
 
Yet Ralph since that moment seems to have decided he needed to sire a child ASAP. Nevermind the A-Logs, is this to get one up on Null?

I think he'll definitely rub it in Null's face if the child is born. As far as whether or not this was his plan all along, probably not. Everything he does is in the moment. The real reason this child exists is because Ralph is a drunk and was too lazy to wear a condom.
 
I like that Matt recited my hot take from few days ago to Dingo during the PO Boulder stream. He called it quid pro quo to which Dingo suggested he prefers symbiotic relationship which were my exact words lmao. It's like they both had read this thread before they went on stream.


Dingo is in a weird place right now. He's gunt guarding Ralph but taking shots at the same time, calling him a grifter, a degenerate. How is the Gunt Lord going to deal with the situation? Is he going to lower his standards for absolute loyalty or disavow the only wignat on his show, compromising the grift? Tough decision for Ralph.
 
The best thing about the Napoleon complex is that Napoleon was actually average height for the time, he just liked to surround himself with really big ass guards. Britbongs were masters of propaganda; several times during Napoleon's reign they intercepted his private letters to his mistresses/wives and published them to humiliate him. Old School kiwis, basically.
 
I think he'll definitely rub it in Null's face if the child is born. As far as whether or not this was his plan all along, probably not. Everything he does is in the moment. The real reason this child exists is because Ralph is a drunk and was too lazy to wear a condom.
He would have had to get condoms made for the Asian market, the condoms they sell in the USA are too big for him.
 
I think he'll definitely rub it in Null's face if the child is born. As far as whether or not this was his plan all along, probably not. Everything he does is in the moment. The real reason this child exists is because Ralph is a drunk and was too lazy to wear a condom.

Knocking up drug addled teens isn't what any sane person in Ralph's position would plan. Of course that's irrelevant. Sane people don't post pictures of their SO being pregnant the same way my room mates and I posted our massive shits in college.

And why wouldn't he rub it in? What else does Ralph have to brag about other than having the life expectancy of 90 pound dog?
 
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