🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Get a job you corpulent fuck. Ethan Ralph is as pathetic as Lou Gagliardi. They probably weigh the same and are close in age.
Ralph, in all honesty, we tell you to get a job not because we hate you, but because we care for your unborn ugly baby. You have 7 to 9 months to start looking. Now is a good time. A bad time to start looking is when you're scared and that 50k is getting sucked away. Even if it's 7/11 that means you can prove a year of experience before you need to apply to amazon or a trucking position.

Don't go into sales though, you're way too sensitive for that game.

Also clean your house. God damn it clean your house. Give it an hour a day and throw out your fucking trash you degenerate hoarder.

Oh who am I kidding...?
 
You poor bastards watching this tripe. I hope you find something actually entertaining to watch afterwards. God bless.
worth it, andy just avowed a friend of his raping a girl via tea bagging. tried to clean it up by saying "ahahaha fictional" before warski said "no its true" then ralph was dumb enough to say you dont necessarily need toi report rapes
 
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Most places give you photos from the ultrasound to take home and show to your family. My mother still has mine in a family photo album. The thing with Ralph though is that he didn't want that because there would still be doubt about the pregnancy if he posted that online. People could have argued that he got that photo from somebody else or shit along those lines

He deliberately wanted a photo of Faith having the ultrasound performed on her and the image on the screen so that there was little disbelief left that she was in fact pregnant. For as dumb as he is, there was a tiny bit of thought process put into that tweet.
He may have thought that out, but its still redundant because at least for my wife's the pictures printed out had her name on them as well as the date of the visit. They also had which week of pregnancy she was in at time of visit.

This is why I am curious of others experiences because based on mine the serious of events aren't adding up.

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There's no way even Ralph is that dumb... right?

:optimistic:

I should also mention that Hal Turner was an FBI informant. Was. Until he went off the reservation and threatened to kill a Federal Judge. It would be funny if Ralph were also an FBI informant and took the kayfabe grift too far.
 
Killstream Reeeeeecap 9/22/20
  • Ladies & gentlemen welcome to a shitty way to spend a birthday I am your host the birthday girl
  • we got Podcast Gang Gang stickers
  • Bibble was looking for RBG's phylactery & that's why he was absent (just kidding, he was sick)
  • There's a Chillstream Ralphugees Discord & the only two women in it are fighting
  • Let's get the women on
  • "Some people don't have a sense of humor, what's their problem." Ralph. Ralph.
  • "Who wants to be loved by everyone? Most people are dumb. & gay. & smell like shit."
  • Gator reads my mind & says "it's not unusual to be loved by everyone." Dammit Gator, quit that.
  • People that hate Ralph are dumb, except the people that Ralph hates because Ralph is awesome.
  • Ralph is both kinda dragging (pills) & laughing uproariously. I am confusion.
  • IAN MILES CHEEEEEOOOONG
  • Ralph has booked all the guests (none of whom I've heard of)
  • No one books guests like the Killstream
  • VAUUUUUUSH
  • ding dong, a guest is here
  • Keith Woods is here. Who is Keith Woods?
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  • What? That can't be right.
  • 20200922_220505.jpg
  • Ah, that's better.
  • Election night 7:30 PM EST Nov. 3rd, Richard Spencer will be on yaaay
  • 12-hour stream or until a winner is announced, with copious alcohol. I may or may not unironically want to see this.
  • Keith Woods is extremely Irish & it's taking my brain a bit to understand him
  • I swear I keep hearing the mic pick up Ralph breathing deeply. Unless my walls are alive & breathing in my ear
  • It's really weird to have non-Americans on to discuss U.S. politics but what do I know, my house is apparently breathing
  • Lol TikTok getting shut down. Eat shit Pey
  • Now that I think about it, Warski (& I think other panel members, but Warski sticks out in my mind) have taunted Pey for having had an abortion. Just throwing that out there.
  • Ralph is definitely breathing into the mic & I'm not experiencing auditory hallucinations. I'm not sure which is worse.
  • I'm not recapping these ice-cold political takes because they're fucking boring.
  • I'm a little miffed that Keith Woods has had more time to talk on the show thus far than Isaac Jackson & Ken Ammi combined. But he's not black &/or Jewish.
  • Chat reads my mind saying that non-Americans should stay in their fucking line re: U.S. politics. I'd be more miffed if Woods wasn't more well-versed on U.S. politics than the host, so I'll let it slide.
  • Talking points: fuck brown people, fuck juice, make the West religious (read: Christian) again. You're not missing much, I promise.
  • [heavy breathing]
  • Ralph puts out 20 hours of content a week & Sargon just rolls out of bed to smuckle on Twitter. As if Ralph doesn't roll out of bed hungover to dolphin
  • "Metokur, get well soon, by the way." [Bibble laughs at Ralph's offhand comment] "I'm serious!"
  • No, Ralph is not doing a charity stream, Jim would be mad, just buy a hat
  • "None of us have a good track record for this shit." --Gator, speaking the truth
  • Talking about dunking on Sargon. Keeping an ear out for a miscarriage joke
  • Chat tells Ralph to have more guntlings to own the ayylawgs. Please no.
  • Superchat sez "did you hear about the two gay guys in Ireland? Ryan Fitzpatrick & Patrick Fitzryan." I actually laughed. Chat continues to be funnier than Ralph.
  • boring boring boring
  • "Where are the callers?" They fucked off because they're bored, obviously.
  • Two callers
  • More boring
  • George Floyd & his supreme court justice aspirations
  • More U.S. politics
  • Two more callers
  • Warski is here
  • More callers, more boring
  • Ralph says he hasn't been drinking on the show for the last month. Fucking slamming that X.
  • Callers continue to be boring, one guy asks for homework help
  • More Cuties shit, for fuck's sake
  • some "based" video linking queer theory & pedophilia I'm not listening anymore I'm watching a cutscene
  • An Australian caller gives the history of teabagging
  • Warski tells one of his cokehead stories about a friend of his teabagging a girl's eyes while she slept & she broke out in an ungodly rash ON HER FUCKING EYES. Ralph is scrambling to disavow & write off this story as fictional, but Warski is so dense he doesn't get why this sounds fucking bad. Ralph is up on his high horse about how dare Andy not go to the police about a sexual assault. I'm dumbfounded.
  • Ralph sounds like he's about to nod off. I know I am.
  • This is even more boring than yesterday's Killstream, what the fuck. & not even Marc Lobliner got to talk as long as Keith Woods, what the fuck.
  • Chillstream Uncut alloneword 400 strong
  • 800-900 on DLive (he's got 850 right now, so accurate for a change)
  • Blah blah we all hate gays just as much as we hate blacks & Jews. Why the fuck did I ever watch this unironically, Jesus Christ
  • BUT THE REAL PROBLEM IS WOMEN
  • I don't know what I want to do more, just go to bed, or rip out my brainstem & garrote myself with it
  • Shillery. Oh God is it over? Please be over.
  • Gator dipped out like an hour ago & I didn't even notice. Goddamn.
  • Ralph going on another show next week, Styx & Spencer debate on the 1st
  • Shut the fuck up about black people Warski. Shut the fuck up about everything. SHUT THE FUCK UP
  • 12:15 AM. "I have a couple things I wanna talk about..." OH MY GOD
  • Video on QAnon. I want to die.
  • "Bitch got fat, but I'd still smash." Fuck off, Ralph.
  • Jared Holt is in the video & Warski is having a conniption
  • Pigfarmer Jim Watkins is in there too
  • "We don't have a guest tomorrow! What will we do?" I dunno, you had a guest tonight & it was a fucking slog.
  • Goodnight, good luck, goodnight
  • Second outro is Blink 182's "All The Small Things." What the actual fuck.
  • "THEY CAN'T DO IT LIKE WE DO! THE KILLSTREAM IS ETERNAL! IT CANNOT! BE! ABORTED!"
 
Ralph is up on his high horse about how dare Andy not go to the police about a sexual assault. I'm dumbfounded.
i thought ralph said "its not like its on you to go to the police"? i thought ralph was doing the opposite and saying you should just let women get raped
 
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Also clean your house. God damn it clean your house. Give it an hour a day and throw out your fucking trash you degenerate hoarder.

The difference in rent between the crack shack and something that isn't a trap dumpster is like 200 dollars. They can't bring a baby back to that shithole. Faith needs to get a head start on grifting SSI and get on the list for section 8, because her getting a nutcheck is inevitable anyways.
 
Warski tells one of his cokehead stories about a friend of his teabagging a girl's eyes while she slept & she broke out in an ungodly rash ON HER FUCKING EYES. Ralph is scrambling to disavow & write off this story as fictional, but Warski is so dense he doesn't get why this sounds fucking bad. Ralph is up on his high horse about how dare Andy not go to the police about a sexual assault. I'm dumbfounded.

Dumbfounded is normal. I was concerned that they would have said something even more gross than last night and seal your vagina shut even tighter. It's a long walk to the closest fire department to borrow the Jaws of Life.
 
This scene from the God Father: Part 2 is first thing I thought of after learning Faith is pregnant. Then I got to thinking about it, and Faith won't do the same. She's a bad person. Diane Keaton's character had an abortion because she knew it was a son and that would subjugate him to being a mafioso, which is no way to live. Keaton's character did something that in regular circumstances most people would find fucked up, but she did it out of compassion. Faith isn't anywhere near having that level of consciousness.


Faith is a mentally ill teenager. That doesn't excuse her being a bad person, but it demonstrates how truly awful of a man Ethan Ralph is. Ralph is a grown man that knowingly had unprotected sex with a mentally ill teenager fresh out of high school. He knew the ramifications of his actions.

Has Ralph even ever expressed wanting a kid before? I thought he was sold on the Dick Masterson lifestyle of being a hedonist. Speaking of which, I'm curious about how Masterson's baby deprived, long-term girlfriend, Marie, feels about all this. A poor wigger that's never had an actual job and has a dwindling live stream knocked up a mentally ill teenager that he hasn't even known for a year. Meanwhile, Masterson won't grow up and provide his woman what she so desperately wants despite having the financial means to do so.

The worst thing a couple can do is have a baby to try to fix their relationship or out of spite. Bringing a life into this world isn't something to fuck around with. Every word I've seen come out of Ralph's mouth (particularly to Faith's father) has indicated this is purely out of spite. Ralph, you sure owned the a-logs by fucking up an innocent life.

When you become a parent, your life changes completely. You do anything you can to improve your kid's life. That is, if you're a normal person, which Ralph and Faith obviously aren't. Hosting a fringe live stream on a fringe website while making a pittance is not the best a man can do for his kid. Hell, even most of Ralph's most controversial guests have actual jobs. Rand has an actual job, FFS.

Faith couldn't even help her parents out with their other kids without throwing a bitch fit and claiming it was abuse. Ralph can't even be bothered to drive his elderly mother to her dialysis appointments.
 
Killstream Reeeeeecap 9/22/20
  • Ladies & gentlemen welcome to a shitty way to spend a birthday I am your host the birthday girl
  • we got Podcast Gang Gang stickers
  • Bibble was looking for RBG's phylactery & that's why he was absent (just kidding, he was sick)
  • There's a Chillstream Ralphugees Discord & the only two women in it are fighting
  • Let's get the women on
  • "Some people don't have a sense of humor, what's their problem." Ralph. Ralph.
  • "Who wants to be loved by everyone? Most people are dumb. & gay. & smell like shit."
  • Gator reads my mind & says "it's not unusual to be loved by everyone." Dammit Gator, quit that.
  • People that hate Ralph are dumb, except the people that Ralph hates because Ralph is awesome.
  • Ralph is both kinda dragging (pills) & laughing uproariously. I am confusion.
  • IAN MILES CHEEEEEOOOONG
  • Ralph has booked all the guests (none of whom I've heard of)
  • No one books guests like the Killstream
  • VAUUUUUUSH
  • ding dong, a guest is here
  • Keith Woods is here. Who is Keith Woods?
  • View attachment 1614839
  • What? That can't be right.
  • View attachment 1614841
  • Ah, that's better.
  • Election night 7:30 PM EST Nov. 3rd, Richard Spencer will be on yaaay
  • 12-hour stream or until a winner is announced, with copious alcohol. I may or may not unironically want to see this.
  • Keith Woods is extremely Irish & it's taking my brain a bit to understand him
  • I swear I keep hearing the mic pick up Ralph breathing deeply. Unless my walls are alive & breathing in my ear
  • It's really weird to have non-Americans on to discuss U.S. politics but what do I know, my house is apparently breathing
  • Lol TikTok getting shut down. Eat shit Pey
  • Now that I think about it, Warski (& I think other panel members, but Warski sticks out in my mind) have taunted Pey for having had an abortion. Just throwing that out there.
  • Ralph is definitely breathing into the mic & I'm not experiencing auditory hallucinations. I'm not sure which is worse.
  • I'm not recapping these ice-cold political takes because they're fucking boring.
  • I'm a little miffed that Keith Woods has had more time to talk on the show thus far than Isaac Jackson & Ken Ammi combined. But he's not black &/or Jewish.
  • Chat reads my mind saying that non-Americans should stay in their fucking line re: U.S. politics. I'd be more miffed if Woods wasn't more well-versed on U.S. politics than the host, so I'll let it slide.
  • Talking points: fuck brown people, fuck juice, make the West religious (read: Christian) again. You're not missing much, I promise.
  • [heavy breathing]
  • Ralph puts out 20 hours of content a week & Sargon just rolls out of bed to smuckle on Twitter. As if Ralph doesn't roll out of bed hungover to dolphin
  • "Metokur, get well soon, by the way." [Bibble laughs at Ralph's offhand comment] "I'm serious!"
  • No, Ralph is not doing a charity stream, Jim would be mad, just buy a hat
  • "None of us have a good track record for this shit." --Gator, speaking the truth
  • Talking about dunking on Sargon. Keeping an ear out for a miscarriage joke
  • Chat tells Ralph to have more guntlings to own the ayylawgs. Please no.
  • Superchat sez "did you hear about the two gay guys in Ireland? Ryan Fitzpatrick & Patrick Fitzryan." I actually laughed. Chat continues to be funnier than Ralph.
  • boring boring boring
  • "Where are the callers?" They fucked off because they're bored, obviously.
  • Two callers
  • More boring
  • George Floyd & his supreme court justice aspirations
  • More U.S. politics
  • Two more callers
  • Warski is here
  • More callers, more boring
  • Ralph says he hasn't been drinking on the show for the last month. Fucking slamming that X.
  • Callers continue to be boring, one guy asks for homework help
  • More Cuties shit, for fuck's sake
  • some "based" video linking queer theory & pedophilia I'm not listening anymore I'm watching a cutscene
  • An Australian caller gives the history of teabagging
  • Warski tells one of his cokehead stories about a friend of his teabagging a girl's eyes while she slept & she broke out in an ungodly rash ON HER FUCKING EYES. Ralph is scrambling to disavow & write off this story as fictional, but Warski is so dense he doesn't get why this sounds fucking bad. Ralph is up on his high horse about how dare Andy not go to the police about a sexual assault. I'm dumbfounded.
  • Ralph sounds like he's about to nod off. I know I am.
  • This is even more boring than yesterday's Killstream, what the fuck. & not even Marc Lobliner got to talk as long as Keith Woods, what the fuck.
  • Chillstream Uncut alloneword 400 strong
  • 800-900 on DLive (he's got 850 right now, so accurate for a change)
  • Blah blah we all hate gays just as much as we hate blacks & Jews. Why the fuck did I ever watch this unironically, Jesus Christ
  • BUT THE REAL PROBLEM IS WOMEN
  • I don't know what I want to do more, just go to bed, or rip out my brainstem & garrote myself with it
  • Shillery. Oh God is it over? Please be over.
  • Gator dipped out like an hour ago & I didn't even notice. Goddamn.
  • Ralph going on another show next week, Styx & Spencer debate on the 1st
  • Shut the fuck up about black people Warski. Shut the fuck up about everything. SHUT THE FUCK UP
  • 12:15 AM. "I have a couple things I wanna talk about..." OH MY GOD
  • Video on QAnon. I want to die.
  • "Bitch got fat, but I'd still smash." Fuck off, Ralph.
  • Jared Holt is in the video & Warski is having a conniption
  • Pigfarmer Jim Watkins is in there too
  • "We don't have a guest tomorrow! What will we do?" I dunno, you had a guest tonight & it was a fucking slog.
  • Goodnight, good luck, goodnight
  • Second outro is Blink 182's "All The Small Things." What the actual fuck.
  • "THEY CAN'T DO IT LIKE WE DO! THE KILLSTREAM IS ETERNAL! IT CANNOT! BE! ABORTED!"
TYFYS , These reeeecaps are more entertaining than watching the show. I don't know how you do it, but I'm sure the rest of the kiwi's appreciate it as much as I do. (also Happy Birthday lol)
 
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