Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

The end of EvaXephon?


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I can respect near-daily bug fixes, but that doesn't happen unless you released something next level to the average Bethesda release. If he really wanted QA, he should have had a small handful of testers to help him check any and all possibilities so that he could debug his rats next of code. You know... like any other developer trying to develop a quality product. Maybe he could find a QA tester that will accept payment in used sex dolls?
 
I haven't been able to find where the avatar he used is from, but I've found some places that use it.

A Japanese learning YouTube channel with 12.4k subscribers (archive)
A Japanese gaming YouTube channel with one subscriber (archive)
A Russian RPG maker game (archive)
An Indonesian YouTube channel (archive)
A Japanese learning YouTube channel with 4 subscribers (archive)

These specific channels don't really matter, the point is that whatever model Alex used wasn't made by him, which explains why it's so much higher quality than anything in Yandere Simulator.
 
I haven't been able to find where the avatar he used is from, but I've found some places that use it.

A Japanese learning YouTube channel with 12.4k subscribers (archive)
A Japanese gaming YouTube channel with one subscriber (archive)
A Russian RPG maker game (archive)
An Indonesian YouTube channel (archive)
A Japanese learning YouTube channel with 4 subscribers (archive)

These specific channels don't really matter, the point is that whatever model Alex used wasn't made by him, which explains why it's so much higher quality than anything in Yandere Simulator.

The Russian RPG maker game gave me the hint I needed to figure this out.

It's from FaceRig.

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And a link to the model is found here.

Announcement video released by Facerig.
 
Since a new bug fix update released, let's do a quick recap.
As of Osana's release/"demo" on August 31st, 2020, there has been sixteen different bug fixing builds uploaded. Seventeen if you want to include quality of life. Let that shit sink in.
Sixteen, with the newest one being today.

Can we get to 30 by October?
Alex released her because he was desperate to get her out, he's been doing nothing for a majority of the development and he needed to find a way to show he's making progress, and in familiar Alex fashion, he failed horribly
 
Not me. A daily release schedule proves no regression tests are being performed, and suggests no testing at all is being done.
Completely agree, if you've coded anything further than just a simple calculator, a lot of the time adding new features to something will break something else inadvertently, so you should test out a lot of the game on every bugfix build, which i assume alex misinterprets as "if the game runs and doesnt crash when killing osana, all is good"
 
Completely agree, if you've coded anything further than just a simple calculator, a lot of the time adding new features to something will break something else inadvertently, so you should test out a lot of the game on every bugfix build, which i assume alex misinterprets as "if the game runs and doesnt crash when killing osana, all is good"

Yes, exactly. As you pointed out and I should have mentioned, I'm talking about something reasonably complicated, and I'm talking about releases to someone outside your organization. Screw up a release and if only QA sees it, that's embarrassing but nothing to worry about. If your clients see it, yikes.
 
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BASED yanderedev dabbing on vtuber cucks by making vtuber garbage seem gay by association.
jesus christ thats got to be the most unsettling looking model I've ever seen.
I'm not no expert on blender or whatever the fuck program they use but just know they need to seriously
look for some examples to create less nightmares.


edit: (austism sperged up top)

Why could'nt he at least begged his followers to create a vtube model for him. Has he really gotten that lazy that he even missed his chances to even pay someone to create his yanchan to make it more intresting.
 
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jesus christ thats got to be the most unsettling looking model I've ever seen.
I'm not no expert on blender or whatever the fuck program they use but just know they need to seriously
look for some examples to create less nightmares.


edit: (austism sperged up top)

Why could'nt he at least begged his followers to create a vtube model for him. Has he really gotten that lazy that he even missed his chances to even pay someone to create his yanchan to make it more intresting.
I don’t get how vtubers are suddenly the new hot and hip thing to do, they’ve been around for quite a while now. But honestly, Alex is better off not wasting someone’s time making him a uwu big boob pink haired anime waifu for a trend that will probably fall out of its hype pretty quickly. I’d much rather he use some free shitty premade asset just as he always does. It’s also perfect he decided to embrace the hate and shame character. :story: Gremlin vtuber model when.
 
Today's bugfix is mostly full of things that shouldn't be happening in the first place, but spaghetti code strikes again.
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Incoming speedrun that takes advantage of game-breaking flaws in...oh look, it's been out for awhile and the method remains unchanged. Guess that's not still not being patched because Alex can't figure out how. Maybe we'll see a "Can no longer fight deliquents until they pass the school gate" in the next patch or two.
 
Today's bugfix is mostly full of things that shouldn't be happening in the first place, but spaghetti code strikes again.
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Incoming speedrun that takes advantage of game-breaking flaws in...oh look, it's been out for awhile and the method remains unchanged. Guess that's not still not being patched because Alex can't figure out how. Maybe we'll see a "Can no longer fight deliquents until they pass the school gate" in the next patch or two.

I wonder if he ever tried to study anything about coding on his own instead of just googling "how to fix code" everytime something goes wrong.

Also, that vTuber thing he did just seems like quite the bad omen to me, maybe i've been in this site for too long but i doubt i'm the only one that thinks this is the start of a specific type of phenomenon common with these individuals.
 
I wonder if he ever tried to study anything about coding on his own instead of just googling "how to fix code" everytime something goes wrong.

You joke, but it has saved my ass countless times. Especially if someone looks at my code and says "hey there's a thing that can do that, look up how thing works." Most of the time, I am lead to realizing I was overthinking a problem severely. I've also only been programming for a few months, so I'm still figuring out how it all works.

The consensus around most programmers I know is to use Google if you have a problem and it's making your brain hurt to try and fix.
 
You joke, but it has saved my ass countless times. Especially if someone looks at my code and says "hey there's a thing that can do that, look up how thing works." Most of the time, I am lead to realizing I was overthinking a problem severely. I've also only been programming for a few months, so I'm still figuring out how it all works.

The consensus around most programmers I know is to use Google if you have a problem and it's making your brain hurt to try and fix.
Ah, but I’m willing to bet you actually have the desire to improve and that’s why you’re googling to learn.

Alex just wants a magical bandaid while he sobs that his code is fucked.
 
It was likely posted before, but it makes me laugh and this thread is a clusterfuck anyway.
Like his code
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God, parsing that is awful. I have a craving to take it apart.

I don't actually know what this piece of code is *trying* to achieve, but I'm gonna take a guess, as a good conditional should be clear and understandable, especially when everything is custom booleans.

TL;DR if you skip the block, Dumbass has repeated conditions, a complete disregard for scope, Checks that indicate he didn't even separate out Player specific logic over generic students, and checks that are impossible to actually perform as they match earlier conditions. This thing would be a bug generating NIGHTMARE.

So;
If You Are:
Holding a suspicious weapon OR
Holding a bloody weapon OR
You aren't a teacher, and your also not the first student (I hate that these aren't mutually exclusive), and you are not a teacher (Yes, we check twice), but you are holding something and that item is suspicious, OR
You are a teacher, and your holding something that is suspicious but isn't a cleaning product. Why would cleaning product be suspicious, the fuck. OR
You are visibly covered with any amount of blood and are not also covered in paint (????) OR
You are significantly low on sanity OR
You are pickpocketing. Why would you want to do the same thing while pickpocketing as you do while holding a bloody weapon? OR
You are Attacking OR
You are Cauterizing (What the fuck is there for you to cauterize? is that an easter egg?) OR
You are Struggling (with my sanity, clearly) OR
You are Dragging something OR
You are Not ignoring minor shit, but you are also lewd (What does that even mean? Are you dressed lewd? Are you being lewd? Are you using a secret masturbation action?) OR
You are Carrying something OR
You are Fucking Medusa. God he's not going to be able to turn off the easter eggs, they've been fucking embedded into his CORE CONDITIONAL LOGIC. OR
You are Poisoning. What are you poisoning? Fuck if I know. OR
You are Pickpocketing. Hold on, didn't we just check this a few lines back? OR
You have a weapon timer. Can't do whatever this is if you killed a bitch with a clock. OR
You are holding something, and the thing that you are holding is a body part. OR
You are Not ignoring minor shit, but you are laughing, *and* you are laughing sufficiently hard. OR
You are Not ignoring minor shit, but you are currently crouching. OR
You are Not ignoring minor shit, but you are currently crawling. OR
You are trespassing OR
You are private (???) And your also evesdropping (He is intermingling game state, character state, and event state All in the same class, Holy fuck is this retarded) OR
You are a Teacher (why the fuck isn't all this stuff at least grouped together) and you haven't seen a corpse, and you are tresspassing. OR
You are a Teacher And you are Not ignoring minor shit, but you are currently Rummaging. Y'know, rummaging, like a normal high school gremlin. OR
You are Not ignoring minor shit (Again, group these fucking conditionals at least) And You have a theft timer. Once again, very unclear. OR
You are Student NUMBER ONE And you are near senpai, And you are not talking. OR
You are Evesdropping, and this is private. For fucks sake, another duplication. OR
You are not in the combat minigame practice mode, and you are fighting a delinquent, And you have chosen a path less than four (What the fuck is the combat path? Why is it just 0-3 that are fine?) And you are not in the combat minigame practice mode (Fucking again, in the same goddamn condition check too) And you are not currently being watched by the Authority. OR
You are suspicious of a bloody mop (I want to know why this is the only one that doesn't have the 'This' prefix now) and you are holding something. OR
You are holding a mop, And your mop is bloody. OR
You are suspicious of a bloody mop, And you are holding something, And that thing you are holding is a body part. This hurts me, because this condition can never be reached, due to the previous suspicious of mops condition. OR
You are holding something, and it is clothing, and it is evidence (Evidence? Of What?)

And thats it. Thats the fucking BRICK he built. And here's my guess. This block of code? Is to tell when that "your about to be spotted" thing should pop up and people should look at you. This fucking steaming mess repeats conditions, has conflicting conditions, unreachable conditions, and can't be read. It also directly crosses multiple different game states as part of the student manager system, because fuck compartmentalization. This massive, unreadable mess, to determine "Should I start getting suspicious". God forbid the conditions that follow it, to determine how much suspicion to raise, and from whom.

This fucking mess needs to be compartmentalized, cached (Because I bet you every student reviews all these conditions every goddamn frame, including the Yandere herself) and rewritten. The whole suspicious yandere state checker needs to be offloaded to a simple value on the yandere character, yes or no. Whenever the player does something that could modify that state, such as enter an off limits space, pick up an item, or interact with a character, reevaluate those conditions. You'd probably have two flags due to this concept of ignoring petty actions, but same premise.

C#:
If(
    this.Yandere.IsSuspiciousSerious ||
    !this.IgnoringPettyActions && this.Yandere.IsSuspiciousPetty ||
    this.Yandere.NearSenpai
)
{
    this.DoRaiseSuspicionThing();
}
 
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