US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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I wonder if Joe is the most boring presidential candidate ever, or maybe it just seems that way because he's the oldest and his mind is going south. Bob Dole and Al Gore were also very boring, so hopefully Joe follows those two and loses bigly.
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Honestly, I'd say John Kerry is a better comparison than Al Gore since people actually did want him to be president and he had some weird traits about him that made him interesting. Kerry is a politician who also ran against a controversial incumbent president who had a bad year with Kerry also solely relying on people being Anti-Bush enough to vote for him in the presidency.

Joe is probably the most boring candidate since he doesn't pretend to stand for anything and is open about only being the "Anti-Trump" candidate who relies solely on people hating Trump and Obama nostalgia to coast by. It didn't help the Democrat primaries were very shady with the other "moderates" dropping out before Super Tuesday while only Biden, Warren, and Bernie staying in so Warren can drop immediately after Super Tuesday. If Joe had genuine enthusiasm than I don't think any of that would've happened.
 
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Joe is probably the most boring candidate since he doesn't pretend to stand for anything and is open about only being the "Anti-Trump" candidate who relies solely on people hating Trump and Obama nostalgia to coast by. It didn't help the Democrat primaries were very shady with the other "moderates" dropping out before Super Tuesday while only Biden, Warren, and Bernie staying in so Warren can drop immediately after Super Tuesday. If Joe had genuine enthusiasm than I don't think any of that would've happened.
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Tfw people keep forgetting that bloomberg stole more votes from biden than warren did from bernie (:_(
 
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I don't think Biden is boring since we managed to have a pretty decent thread out of his dementia. You can definitely have a more boring candidate that is run by committee. Of course in a reality where all those cases never happened Biden is a complete non-entity.
 
Biden has called a lid for the day. At 9:30 AM EST.

And Scott Adams has the best take on it, from a persuasion standpoint.

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After a night of nation-wide riots where Antifa and BLM escalated to using bats, guns, and firebombs directly on police, Biden turned in for a nap after about 90 minutes of work. Presuming they got started at 8 AM, which is a big assumption.
 
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Ok kiddo, I'm going to bite the bait and assume you're not a troll or a sock for 5 minutes. Let me explain how this works to you, because you really should have lurked more instead of leaping into the fray like this. I might even take you off ignore after this, since you're apparently going to chase me around to other threads demanding my attention like some sort of puppy.

Your social conventions? They mean nothing here. At all. This is a First Amendment Sanctuary Forum, and is one of the only places on the internet that remains where you can actually have an honest discussion about controversial topics and that means that your sacred cows aren't sacred here. That means if one of us uses the word nigger, or the word "jogger" because they find the word nigger distasteful, it doesn't matter. If I want to scream "THE ONLY GOOD NIGGER IS A DEAD NIGGER" in every thread they're brought up in, that's probably not ok long term, or even short term, but it's not going to get me banned immediately for it.

And you can't do shit about it because the mods aren't pozzed like you're used to, so you should probably figure that out now rather than later. People are going to disagree with you on things. This includes race. More people than you realize disagree with you on race than you will ever know, because if any of us had these honest conversations in public, people like you would do whatever they could to ruin our lives for the sin of disagreeing with you, your politics, and your beliefs.

We've watched rioting thuggish blacks and white trash destroying US towns nightly for the past 4 months on live TV -- so let me assure you, people's views on race are changing a lot in the past 4 months.

If you don't like what people have to say about black people, well, too fucking bad. You know how you "fight" that here? You say something intelligent like "I agree that the rioters need to be arrested and stopped, but it's kinda dumb to assign the actions of some rioters to an entire race" (which I agree with!) or even more succinctly, something like "Go back to stormfront ya 1488 fuckwit, we're trying to have a serious conversation here." (Which I've told people before.) And you don't react to people putting stickers on your posts, because that's the farms equivalent of shaking one's head or cringing.

But what you really, really don't do is let us know that you're sensitive to that sort of thing, because my immediate reflex isn't to go "gosh I'm sorry I hurt your feelings, would you like a cookie" it's "NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER." Which is what I did.
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And maybe if black people would stop burning down their communities, looting, rioting, and blaming white people every time a black criminal gets killed for doing criminal things then there wouldn't be such a negative view on the black community. I know not all black people a crack addicted nigger criminals, but it sure doesn't help my opinion of them when they won't hold their criminals accountable for being criminal scum. The "He didndu nuffin'!" meme became a fucking meme for a reason. And it certainly isn't helping that the media, certain politicians, and too many naive white liberals are right there with them chanting "He dindu nuffin'! ACAB!" Fuck that noise with a running chainsaw. If they want to benefit from polite Western society then they need to act like it and condemn the criminal elements within their demographic as the criminal scum they are. We need more Morgan "stop talking about race" Freemans and less Cardi Bs.
 
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Apparently Biden took the lid to begin “heavily” prepping for the debate in five days. It’s like cramming the week before final exams without having shown up for class all semester, what could go wrong?

Imagine the panic in his camp right now as they try to coach him when he can’t remember shit, gets easily sidetracked, has angry outbursts, and just trails off and stumbles away. Do they snap their fingers at him? Give him treats?
 
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Biden has called a lid for the day. At 9:30 AM EST.

And Scott Adams has the best take on it, from a persuasion standpoint.

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After a night of nation-wide riots where Antifa and BLM escalated to using bats, guns, and firebombs directly on police, Biden turned in for a nap after about 90 minutes of work. Presuming they got started at 8 AM, which is a big assumption.
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We got it all wrong! Biden has just been doing debate prep! For Months! That will start today!
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