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He’s not above trying to woo instathots by telling them he’s moving to Vegas though.Interesting that he refuses to say where he's moving to.
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He’s not above trying to woo instathots by telling them he’s moving to Vegas though.Interesting that he refuses to say where he's moving to.
I see. I only listened to the first 10 minutes of that stream and thought that's what Siracha or whomever had said. Thanks, though. But you see, right there, in your second statement, it proves he has five more brain cells than Melinda. He "claimed," I mean, if his suit actually did make a claim and didn't just exist as a filing, well, he's done far more than she has but she still insists that she has made a claim, yikes that one. Thanks for the info and help.He didn't win a lawsuit against the Bunny Ranch. He sued because he claimed Kiera/Murphy stole money from him, when in reality he just wasted the time he paid for by waiting for Olive Garden to open, then on taking her to dinner, not realizing that the clock had started while they were waiting because he's an idiot. He lost that lawsuit because he obviously wrote a letter himself claiming it to be from Hof against Keira/Murphy and the judge in the case didn't believe it was written by Hof. Russell also wound up with a restraining order from Murphy/Kiera. Russell has won 0 lawsuits.
You can petition to move your probation but most the time they don't give a fuck unless you have a "good" reason to do so such as family or work but even then it's a fucking pain in the ass. TL;DR, nigga aint goin nowhere.
Yeah, I'm gonna pressto doubt. Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't he need to stay in Utah for the court-mandated therapy?
Russell has NEVER won a lawsuit, nor has he come anywhere close to winning one. You might want to read the thread.That's the mental image I got as well. Just like the mental image of when he won the suit against the Bunny Ranch was him jumping up and down, flailing his arms, grinning like a child screaming, "I did it! I did it!" Which only served to thrust him forward with these mindless pursuits. Now his pea brain thinks he can win them all even though he's always losing.
The funniest part about this? Null and the Farms have been sued, six times, and have won all six times. Russell, meanwhile, has filed six lolsuits, and has lost all six.That's the mental image I got as well. Just like the mental image of when he won the suit against the Bunny Ranch was him jumping up and down, flailing his arms, grinning like a child screaming, "I did it! I did it!" Which only served to thrust him forward with these mindless pursuits. Now his pea brain thinks he can win them all even though he's always losing.
Depending on how annoying he makes himself and how overworked the court-ordered psychiatrist is, he could probably get this rammed through somehow. People slip through the cracks all the time in much more obvious ways, and as much as we know Russ as a predatory individual, the judge might think of this as one more problem leaving the area. Especially if he believes that him being gone would stop him from effectively endangering his victim in Utah.I love that you can see Russell’s thought process. The court ordered a psych evaluation within 90 days. He thinks once he has done that, he can apply to have probation transferred to another state. He likely believes he will not have any treatment recommended.
but that’s not to say he couldn’t still apply. Lower lever misdemeanors don’t qualify for the interstate compact transfer agreement that lets you transfer probation from one state to another. I am not sure if his misdemeanor is eligible for the ict. If it isn’t he could request to have his probation discharged early but they are not likely to do so.
so assuming he qualifies to have his probation transferred, he would have to get the other state to agree to take on his probation, and in the limited experience I have with people continuing ordered therapy from another state, he’d have to have not only a very good reason for moving but have to have a job, housing, and (if ordered) therapist lined up. States know that housing and income issues are correlated with recidivism and criminality, so they aren’t going to want to approve him going from employed, houses, and Close to family supports to the unemployed homeless problem of another probation agency.
I’m sure Russell believes that because there is a process to get approval to move, then he will surely be granted it. After all, have you seen his suit.
Unrelated, but his choice to use the dancing Winnie the Pooh to promote his song is lunacy that we have really ignored here. Like, he chose that unironically. He spent money on that. Were it not for the trial timing, I am certain that we’d have been more distressed and alarmed by that bizarre choice of teaser. That’s literally a testament to how utterly bizarre Russell is. When that sort of thing gets barely a comment or three, we are absolutely desensitized.
There was a thread where someone was role-playing Russ in the Sims, that's some pretty galaxy brain level autism.Really it was because nool chimped out at the autism of Russ followers and shut it down in a rage.
There was a thread where someone was role-playing Russ in the Sims, that's some pretty galaxy brain level autism.
Russell can't get a job as a paralegal--nobody will hire him, once they discover what he's been up to. And I think he did get fired from one paralegal gig early on for incompetence. So sure, he was able to graduate from a sub-par church-run paralegal program after five years, but once in the real world he just couldn't cut it.i've thought about becoming a paralegal, but now thanks to Russ my image of the profession is forever tainted.
He also didn't like all the nicknames we have for him, and probably still doesn't for that matter. But fuck it, to me he'll always be Crusty Rusty.Really it was because nool chimped out at the autism of Russ followers and shut it down in a rage.
is there an index of the nicknames? that would be a funny read.He also didn't like all the nicknames we have for him, and probably still doesn't for that matter. But fuck it, to me he'll always be Crusty Rusty.
I think the best and supreme one will be Ratmouth, because he's hated it since he was a kid.is there an index of the nicknames? that would be a funny read.
is there an index of the nicknames? that would be a funny read.
Russell can't get a job as a paralegal--nobody will hire him, once they discover what he's been up to. And I think he did get fired from one paralegal gig early on for incompetence. So sure, he was able to graduate from a sub-par church-run paralegal program after five years, but once in the real world he just couldn't cut it.
That he's been ruthlessly weeded out, and will never get work as a paralegal again, despite his potential as a diversity hire, actually speaks well of the profession, IMO.
Here's a non comprehensive list:
* Shitlips
* Gristle
* Crusty
* Russhole
* Rusty
* Bam boon
* Clever Boy
* Greasy Gourd
* Dribbles
* Dildo Saggins
* Droolio
* Butternut
* Gourdhead
Anyone got any more?
Clever Boy isn't a real nickname... it used to be the word filter for bamboon.Here's a non comprehensive list:
* Shitlips
* Gristle
* Crusty
* Russhole
* Rusty
* Bam boon
* Clever Boy
* Greasy Gourd
* Dribbles
* Dildo Saggins
* Droolio
* Butternut
* Gourdhead
Anyone got any more?
Here's a non comprehensive list:
* Shitlips
* Gristle
* Crusty
* Russhole
* Rusty
* Bam boon
* Clever Boy
* Greasy Gourd
* Dribbles
* Dildo Saggins
* Droolio
* Butternut
* Gourdhead
Anyone got any more?
God's Favorite IdiotAnyone got any more?
That's my favorite. Being favored by God would explain why he's still alive after all his antics.God's Favorite Idiot