Cultcow Russell Greer / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[moorhen]

Interesting that he refuses to say where he's moving to.

He’s not above trying to woo instathots by telling them he’s moving to Vegas though.

 

[SloberrinJ]

He didn't win a lawsuit against the Bunny Ranch. He sued because he claimed Kiera/Murphy stole money from him, when in reality he just wasted the time he paid for by waiting for Olive Garden to open, then on taking her to dinner, not realizing that the clock had started while they were waiting because he's an idiot. He lost that lawsuit because he obviously wrote a letter himself claiming it to be from Hof against Keira/Murphy and the judge in the case didn't believe it was written by Hof. Russell also wound up with a restraining order from Murphy/Kiera. Russell has won 0 lawsuits.

I see. I only listened to the first 10 minutes of that stream and thought that's what Siracha or whomever had said. Thanks, though. But you see, right there, in your second statement, it proves he has five more brain cells than Melinda. He "claimed," I mean, if his suit actually did make a claim and didn't just exist as a filing, well, he's done far more than she has but she still insists that she has made a claim, yikes that one. Thanks for the info and help.

 

[AnOminous]

You can petition to move your probation but most the time they don't give a fuck unless you have a "good" reason to do so such as family or work but even then it's a fucking pain in the ass. TL;DR, nigga aint goin nowhere.

I'm pretty sure "I want to patronize illegal prostitutes in Las Vegas" is not a reason.

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

Yeah, I'm gonna press to doubt. Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't he need to stay in Utah for the court-mandated therapy?

I love that you can see Russell’s thought process. The court ordered a psych evaluation within 90 days. He thinks once he has done that, he can apply to have probation transferred to another state. He likely believes he will not have any treatment recommended.

but that’s not to say he couldn’t still apply. Lower lever misdemeanors don’t qualify for the interstate compact transfer agreement that lets you transfer probation from one state to another. I am not sure if his misdemeanor is eligible for the ict. If it isn’t he could request to have his probation discharged early but they are not likely to do so.

so assuming he qualifies to have his probation transferred, he would have to get the other state to agree to take on his probation, and in the limited experience I have with people continuing ordered therapy from another state, he’d have to have not only a very good reason for moving but have to have a job, housing, and (if ordered) therapist lined up. States know that housing and income issues are correlated with recidivism and criminality, so they aren’t going to want to approve him going from employed, houses, and Close to family supports to the unemployed homeless problem of another probation agency.

I’m sure Russell believes that because there is a process to get approval to move, then he will surely be granted it. After all, have you seen his suit.

Unrelated, but his choice to use the dancing Winnie the Pooh to promote his song is lunacy that we have really ignored here. Like, he chose that unironically. He spent money on that. Were it not for the trial timing, I am certain that we’d have been more distressed and alarmed by that bizarre choice of teaser. That’s literally a testament to how utterly bizarre Russell is. When that sort of thing gets barely a comment or three, we are absolutely desensitized.

 

[StinkySnack]

That's the mental image I got as well. Just like the mental image of when he won the suit against the Bunny Ranch was him jumping up and down, flailing his arms, grinning like a child screaming, "I did it! I did it!" Which only served to thrust him forward with these mindless pursuits. Now his pea brain thinks he can win them all even though he's always losing.

Russell has NEVER won a lawsuit, nor has he come anywhere close to winning one. You might want to read the thread.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

That's the mental image I got as well. Just like the mental image of when he won the suit against the Bunny Ranch was him jumping up and down, flailing his arms, grinning like a child screaming, "I did it! I did it!" Which only served to thrust him forward with these mindless pursuits. Now his pea brain thinks he can win them all even though he's always losing.

The funniest part about this? Null and the Farms have been sued, six times, and have won all six times. Russell, meanwhile, has filed six lolsuits, and has lost all six.
It's not looking good for ol' Rusty.

 

[Crispeacock]

He will rage, I can see it coming. Maybe close skype or facebook, not insta he hunts cunt on there

Sigh

 

[Shaka Brah]

I love that you can see Russell’s thought process. The court ordered a psych evaluation within 90 days. He thinks once he has done that, he can apply to have probation transferred to another state. He likely believes he will not have any treatment recommended.

but that’s not to say he couldn’t still apply. Lower lever misdemeanors don’t qualify for the interstate compact transfer agreement that lets you transfer probation from one state to another. I am not sure if his misdemeanor is eligible for the ict. If it isn’t he could request to have his probation discharged early but they are not likely to do so.

so assuming he qualifies to have his probation transferred, he would have to get the other state to agree to take on his probation, and in the limited experience I have with people continuing ordered therapy from another state, he’d have to have not only a very good reason for moving but have to have a job, housing, and (if ordered) therapist lined up. States know that housing and income issues are correlated with recidivism and criminality, so they aren’t going to want to approve him going from employed, houses, and Close to family supports to the unemployed homeless problem of another probation agency.

I’m sure Russell believes that because there is a process to get approval to move, then he will surely be granted it. After all, have you seen his suit.

Unrelated, but his choice to use the dancing Winnie the Pooh to promote his song is lunacy that we have really ignored here. Like, he chose that unironically. He spent money on that. Were it not for the trial timing, I am certain that we’d have been more distressed and alarmed by that bizarre choice of teaser. That’s literally a testament to how utterly bizarre Russell is. When that sort of thing gets barely a comment or three, we are absolutely desensitized.

Depending on how annoying he makes himself and how overworked the court-ordered psychiatrist is, he could probably get this rammed through somehow. People slip through the cracks all the time in much more obvious ways, and as much as we know Russ as a predatory individual, the judge might think of this as one more problem leaving the area. Especially if he believes that him being gone would stop him from effectively endangering his victim in Utah.

Just look at what happened to DSP. He managed to lie about a fair chunk of his personal expenses and net worth and got away with it because it was all just procedural and nobody checked.

 

[Um Oh Ah Yeah]

Really it was because nool chimped out at the autism of Russ followers and shut it down in a rage.

There was a thread where someone was role-playing Russ in the Sims, that's some pretty galaxy brain level autism.

 

[AnOminous]

There was a thread where someone was role-playing Russ in the Sims, that's some pretty galaxy brain level autism.

I miss that guy. That was the kind of shit you don't see every day.

Here's some of that.

 

[Angry New Ager]

i've thought about becoming a paralegal, but now thanks to Russ my image of the profession is forever tainted.

Russell can't get a job as a paralegal--nobody will hire him, once they discover what he's been up to. And I think he did get fired from one paralegal gig early on for incompetence. So sure, he was able to graduate from a sub-par church-run paralegal program after five years, but once in the real world he just couldn't cut it.

That he's been ruthlessly weeded out, and will never get work as a paralegal again, despite his potential as a diversity hire, actually speaks well of the profession, IMO.

 

[MysticMisty]

Really it was because nool chimped out at the autism of Russ followers and shut it down in a rage.

He also didn't like all the nicknames we have for him, and probably still doesn't for that matter. But fuck it, to me he'll always be Crusty Rusty.

 

[Goofy Logic]

He also didn't like all the nicknames we have for him, and probably still doesn't for that matter. But fuck it, to me he'll always be Crusty Rusty.

is there an index of the nicknames? that would be a funny read.

 

[cuddle striker]

is there an index of the nicknames? that would be a funny read.

I think the best and supreme one will be Ratmouth, because he's hated it since he was a kid.

 

[Constellationzero]

is there an index of the nicknames? that would be a funny read.

Here's a non comprehensive list:

* Shitlips
* Gristle
* Crusty
* Russhole
* Rusty
* Bam boon
* Clever Boy
* Greasy Gourd
* Dribbles
* Dildo Saggins
* Droolio
* Butternut
* Gourdhead

Anyone got any more?

 

[The Dude]

Russell can't get a job as a paralegal--nobody will hire him, once they discover what he's been up to. And I think he did get fired from one paralegal gig early on for incompetence. So sure, he was able to graduate from a sub-par church-run paralegal program after five years, but once in the real world he just couldn't cut it.

That he's been ruthlessly weeded out, and will never get work as a paralegal again, despite his potential as a diversity hire, actually speaks well of the profession, IMO.

It wasn't for incompetence, it was because he was using the law firm's company computers and proprietary programs to look up people's private information to stalk and/or sue them. He made himself a massive liability for any firm to hire and got blacklisted (at least in the state of Utah) because of it.

Here's a non comprehensive list:

* Shitlips
* Gristle
* Crusty
* Russhole
* Rusty
* Bam boon
* Clever Boy
* Greasy Gourd
* Dribbles
* Dildo Saggins
* Droolio
* Butternut
* Gourdhead

Anyone got any more?

Zombie-faced Dwarf
Slack Face/Mouth
Magical Star Buddy

 

[Kosher Salt]

Here's a non comprehensive list:

* Shitlips
* Gristle
* Crusty
* Russhole
* Rusty
* Bam boon
* Clever Boy
* Greasy Gourd
* Dribbles
* Dildo Saggins
* Droolio
* Butternut
* Gourdhead

Anyone got any more?

Clever Boy isn't a real nickname... it used to be the word filter for bamboon.

 

[Bridgeburner]

Here's a non comprehensive list:

* Shitlips
* Gristle
* Crusty
* Russhole
* Rusty
* Bam boon
* Clever Boy
* Greasy Gourd
* Dribbles
* Dildo Saggins
* Droolio
* Butternut
* Gourdhead

Anyone got any more?

Legal Smeagol is by far the best one I've heard.

 

[Kosher Salt]

Anyone got any more?

God's Favorite Idiot
Strokey the Snowflake (this one courtesy of @NipplelessWoman)

 

[DrJonesHat]

God's Favorite Idiot

That's my favorite. Being favored by God would explain why he's still alive after all his antics.