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Oh sweetie, you never learn, do you?
Stray Sheep - tranny autistic from tumblr that loves horsecock and is triggered by this title
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Alright, Kiwis... This is the end of Part 1. It's late and I need to sleep, but I will have the rest uploaded tomorrow when I get home from work. I did skip a few updates (they weren't terribly interesting), but I'm going to toss everything into an imgur album once I've got all the good stuff posted.
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Kayla is sad because she thinks she's insignificant. Bitch, lemme blow your fucking mind.
You are not significant. You are the same decaying organic matter as the rest of us. Really, you should be glad you're not one of the hundreds of millions of people dying from easily treatable disease or starvation.
You are not significant. You are the same decaying organic matter as the rest of us. Really, you should be glad you're not one of the hundreds of millions of people dying from easily treatable disease or starvation.
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Carl Sagan gives no fucks about your neopronouns.
DirtbagDeluxe
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I know it's obvious she's referring to Ashley/Grease with the partner neglecting her, but I'm gonna emphasize it anyway - all those posts are similar to the ones on her vent blog talking about Grease loving the child bride more and actually caring about him, while Kayla gets ignored.
I point this out because not only does this just cement that as Grease's pattern, but I'm starting to suspect that's one of the big reasons Kayla tried to storm the farms in the first place. She didn't mention or pay us mind until Adam made an account (and was summarily banned), and then all of a sudden she took up the torch. Besides her own hysterical need for attention, it was an attempt to show Grease how she is the more worthy partner.
lol how's that working out for you? Such a healthy relationship you have there.
You're the wind beneath my wings, @CrispyBacon
I point this out because not only does this just cement that as Grease's pattern, but I'm starting to suspect that's one of the big reasons Kayla tried to storm the farms in the first place. She didn't mention or pay us mind until Adam made an account (and was summarily banned), and then all of a sudden she took up the torch. Besides her own hysterical need for attention, it was an attempt to show Grease how she is the more worthy partner.
lol how's that working out for you? Such a healthy relationship you have there.
You're the wind beneath my wings, @CrispyBacon
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I still find this whole "I'M A GOD FOR REELZ, GUISE!" thing to be my favorite part of Sheep and all the other Tumblrtards. Seriously @Stray Sheep, if you honestly think you'll become a god when you die, what are you waiting for? If I thought I would ascend to godhood upon my death, I'd off myself immediately. Probably with high-explosives. A god's got to have some showmanship, after all.
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She should just create a city named after her initials and fill it with Sonic recolors like a normal autistic.
Seriously, I don't get it either. What makes a person so miserable that they have to pretend to be a god to feel validated? How do you reach the point where you're so anally obsessed with the opinions of strangers that you won't be content until they worship you?
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One of the funny things about this is that whenever @Letmeoffofspringswildride would tell her she was going to be majorly neglected and put aside by Grease, Stray denied it with all her might.
Yet here we are, huh.
Yet here we are, huh.
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I've been looking back through the tags of Kayla's oldest blog. I'm going point out two of Kayla's "alters" who are under age, because, to be completely honest, I find it pretty strange that Kayla pretends to be a child on tumblr.
This is "Puppy," an eleven year old "alter" who is puppykin. Kayla made this drawings as an in-character self portrait. Here is the most used tag: http://kurohas.god.jp/tagged/PUP PUP/ (archive)
Kayla also has a 14 year old "alter," who muses about the possible challenges of dating a 14 year old, when's she's actually an adult woman pretending to be a teenager.
Kayla also has a 14 year old "alter," who muses about the possible challenges of dating a 14 year old, when's she's actually an adult woman pretending to be a teenager.
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That post of her pretending to be her teenage alter is pretty horrifying considering all the minors she hangs around.
Can't help but worry that she was throwing out some bait
Can't help but worry that she was throwing out some bait
Seriously. That's exactly how it starts with him: the honeymoon phase, then he starts ignoring you and pretending you don't exist. If you're brave enough to try and bring it up, he apologises, and goes on a huge thing about how he'll never do it again, and how important you are.
A week later, he's ignoring you all over again and it's like you never even tried.
It's a waste of time to try to defend him, she needs to realise that. He doesn't love her, I doubt he ever did. He loves the attention that people give him, whether it's a partner, friend, follower, who cares. Attention is attention and that's what he lives for.
I know, without a doubt, he does not give a single fuck about her existence. It's time she realises that.
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Uh hey @Stray Sheep remember all of those pages ago when I said your relationship was shit and you needed to bail, just to be met by you insisting it was healthy and wonderful? Yeah.
How's that working out for you?
How's that working out for you?
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She's vented about Trappy on sideblogs, Vent, you name it, but she still defended her to us. It's kind of astounding, actually.
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I was thinking she really really really liked Simply Red.
Granted, Mick Hucknall looks a bit more like GuvKing disguised as Ronald McDonald now (or the evil antimatter unvierse version of Danny Bonnaduce.)
Anyhow, I guess Kayla's "understanding" of the word Hiatus is as defective as OPL's "understanding" of the word Boycott.
Protip, Guys (and Psuedo-guys): The trick is this....to make a Hiatus/Boycott work.....hell, to make it even noticeable....you have to do something noticeably different from what you were doing before. ie. NOT posting/NOT buying.
P.S.: She also apparently doesn't know what the word "attractive" means.
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From what I've seen in older pictures of Kayla, she had also dyed her hair blonde and teal green as well as red. Maybe she's just trying to attract attention to herself IRL so she can make IRL friends?? But I think her mixed-race hair looks best in its natural color and state.
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DirtbagDeluxe
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ftfy
especially since nobody has ever returned the favour (Kinzie included, she made a couple vague posts, then begged the anons to also pay attention to her. Luckily, we are in the wish-granting business)
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That was such a wild ride. Kayla, you are so gonna be our new Vade.
Letmeoffofspringswildride
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I mean I don't want to say I told you so but..
I fucking told you so, you dumb twat.
I fucking told you so, you dumb twat.
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What's that in the background? A punching bag to show how *tough* she is to da trolls?
EDIT: Oh wait it's a mannequin torso nevermind I'm dumb.
I was about to pop in, it's actually a positionable dressform used for draping and patterning. Most people use it for the purpose of putting clothes on it or think it will magically help them resize clothes. It also helps if a person can't there, you can adjust the fit, stitch the garment and put it on the dress form and see how it looks.
Judging by how its sitting on the floor and not on its stand, I doubt she uses it for the draping/patterning purpose...only for the coatrack convenience. Such a shame
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A lot of that was really very sad and kinda depressing. Thanks for finding and capping it all, @CrispyBacon.
Good god, she needs to get off of Tumblr and meet some people in the real world.
Good god, she needs to get off of Tumblr and meet some people in the real world.
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