US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Hackallier]

I don't know, man. It's weird to steal someone's air.

Also, does anyone know what Biden plans to do when he gets into office? Goals or anything of that sort? Or is his whole campaign so far been the effects of having Orange Man live rent free in your head?

Only policy I ever head was the national mask mandate. Then he backpedaled it, then repedaled, and it is now in a quantum state.

 

[Leibowitz]

The more I think of Immortan Joe Biden, the more it amuses me.



"Do not, my friends, become addicted to law and order. It will take hold of you and you will resent its absence." "You will Ride with Biden eternal, shiny and chrome!" And then he just spends the whole campaign chasing his girl harem around.

 

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Only policy I ever head was the national mask mandate. Then he backpedaled it, then repedaled, and it is now in a quantum state.

As long as he never has a concrete policy stance no one can call him out on anything. It's a great plan, if you're hoping to run on nothing but Orange Man Bad.

(Oh, Hello Hunter, didn't see you there.)

 

[NSFW]

Can you imagine calling in sick to work 10 times in a month?

Time to get on short-term disability Joe! Your sick leave has run out.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

Has anybody heard of genuine thefts of Biden campaign signs? I know someone who it actually happened to in my area.

Rare campaign memorabilia has value to collectors, I can see why someone would be motivated to steal them.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

My friends in Tel Aviv in Israel told me there's a sea of Biden flags and signs. It's a literal blue wave. That's really concerning.

What's worse, they call him "פדופיל סנילי".

 

[sperginity]

Has anybody heard of genuine thefts of Biden campaign signs? I know someone who it actually happened to in my area.

each party does this to each other every year and its pointless and gay. I would expect most perpetrators are teenagers who want to anger adults, stealing yard signs is an easy way to do it that feels a lot more dangerous than it actually is.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

Ogg say he see rock with "Biden say Trump Bad" around caves. It lot of blue rock.

What worse, Ogg say others call "Booga Biden."

 

[Salubrious]

We got it all wrong! Biden has just been doing debate prep! For Months! That will start today!

https://twitter.com/samstein/status/1309130596816424960

https://archive.md/4o2Bw

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I know these are rhetorical questions, but:
1) What is "debate prep?"
2) Why can't any other members of his campaign staff do some of the menial tasks (i.e. if they need to get facts and policies written down Biden doesn't have to do it personally)
3) Why does it take all day? Why can't Biden prep in the morning and then rally in the afternoon?
4) Why have I never heard of any other presidental candidate doing this?
5) What were the lids earlier in the month? Was Biden doing debate prep 3 weeks ago that was so intense he needed to cancel everything?

 

[Non-breath oblige]

Can you imagine calling in sick to work 10 times in a month?

Time to get on short-term disability Joe! Your sick leave has run out.

"Nooooo you don't understand I'm just studying for the debaaaaate."

Yeah, I wish I could take off that much time just to prepare for job interviews too without looking very suspicious.

 

[RockPaper]

I know these are rhetorical questions, but:
1) What is "debate prep?"
2) Why can't any other members of his campaign staff do some of the menial tasks (i.e. if they need to get facts and policies written down Biden doesn't have to do it personally)
3) Why does it take all day? Why can't Biden prep in the morning and then rally in the afternoon?
4) Why have I never heard of any other presidental candidate doing this?
5) What were the lids earlier in the month? Was Biden doing debate prep 3 weeks ago that was so intense he needed to cancel everything?

Are you implying the Biden campaign is lying?

 

[WinchesterPremium]

My friend in Tokyo-3 told me there's a sea of Trump flags and signs. It's a literal red wave. That's really concerning.

What's worse, they call him "Tang Trump".

 

[Lodoss Warrior]

The more I think of Immortan Joe Biden, the more it amuses me.

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"Do not, my friends, become addicted to law and order. It will take hold of you and you will resent its absence." "You will Ride with Biden eternal, shiny and chrome!" And then he just spends the whole campaign chasing his girl harem around.

Sadly, thats too coherent for Immortan Joe. Something like,

"Don't, my fellow Americas--Americans--Northern Unionists--Look, don't be addicted to order and, uh, order."

 

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I know these are rhetorical questions, but:
1) What is "debate prep?"
2) Why can't any other members of his campaign staff do some of the menial tasks (i.e. if they need to get facts and policies written down Biden doesn't have to do it personally)
3) Why does it take all day? Why can't Biden prep in the morning and then rally in the afternoon?
4) Why have I never heard of any other presidental candidate doing this?
5) What were the lids earlier in the month? Was Biden doing debate prep 3 weeks ago that was so intense he needed to cancel everything?

The big goddamned question is the one Scott Adams pointed out, though.

0) Don't most campaigns know they're going to need to place a lid days in advance? Why are people finding this out same day?

I mean once or twice I could understand but we're at over 50% of days his campaign just isn't running, and we're finding this out same day every day.

 

[RockPaper]

0) Don't most campaigns know they're going to need to place a lid days in advance? Why are people finding this out same day?

If we had an actual fair and curious media instead of cheerleaders for the DNC, one of them might actually be asking this.

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

I've been watching the ShareBlue shills on Reddit, they're a good leading indicator of what the media will be saying tomorrow and it seems there new goto is:

Vote Biden or Democracy Dies!

All I see them posting is how Trump has said outright that he will not accept the results of the election so they only way to save America is to vote in a blue landslide for Biden. vote even if you live in a deep red state, vote and vote and vote!

I guess they've totally given up trying to sell Biden as a potential President and have gone back to their roots of pumping up the fear and preying that they can get enough mail in ballots to swing a win in the key States.

I dunno how well that will work though...the only ones dumb enough to swallow the Trump is a fascist dictator are already committed Democrats. Running a fear campaign has typically backfired and with all the riots and Arsen in blue cities a lawcand order appeal may pay off.

At this point Biden himself is a non-factor as the whole election comes down to Trump vs the mainstream media machine fear/hype/lies platform.

be a sad day if a non-person like Biden gets voted in because the MSM managed to swing the election for him

 

[East_Clintwood]

Only policy I ever head was the national mask mandate. Then he backpedaled it,

There was also his banning fracking policy, but then he backpedaled it. But don't forget his protesters dindu nuffin and are just exercising their free speech rights policy, oh wait no he backpedaled that one as well. You know I'm starting to suspect there's a pattern in here somewhere....

 

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WILMINGTON, DE—There have been some suggestions that presidential candidate Joe Biden has been using a teleprompter when he’s supposed to be spontaneously answering questions. The campaign has vigorously denied this, but the charge has resurfaced because of an unusual answer Biden gave recently at a video townhall.

When Biden was asked about whether or not he uses a teleprompter, he answered, “It's ridiculous to say I use a teleprompter and your PC ran into a problem and needs to restart. We're just collecting some error info, and then we'll restart for you.” Biden then softened his tone a bit. “C’mon, man. Initiating TeleMatic boot sequence. Beginning demo mode. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua.”

A number of Republicans seized on this, saying it sounded like Biden was reading verbatim a teleprompter error message, further evidence Biden was using a teleprompter for rehearsed answers. The Biden campaign has again denied this and says they have a reasonable explanation which they hope to formulate in the next day or two.

President Trump, though, has said he will never use a teleprompter and will continue to immediately tweet or say whatever comes into his head.

https://babylonbee.com/news/some-su...o-a-question-was-a-teleprompter-error-message (https://archive.vn/tCXlO)

 

[Grundlejungle]

"פדופיל סנילי".

This gave me a hearty chuckle

Can you imagine calling in sick to work 10 times in a month?

I cannot think of a single place that I have worked that wouldn't fire your ass after the third time calling out sick.

Before he deals with someone who isn't a journalist, someone from an audience or just someone who brings him an "unexpected" conversation, he fiddles around in his pocket with something.

I'm trying to rummage through my head to remember the specific videos I've seen where he's done this, but I know for a fact I've seen him do this over and over again and the camera always cuts away as it's happening. It's like I've seen him do this a thousand times before, but I just assumed he was setting his hands in his pockets or putting something away. Now that I really look at it, it doesn't look like either of those things. He's clearly messing with something.

I have an anecdote:

Spoiler

I had an older male relative that developed Dementia. His wife noticed early on that whenever he would start losing his place, he would start fidgeting with his wedding ring. I wouldn't be surprised if Biden was doing the same thing.

 

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WILMINGTON, DE—There have been some suggestions that presidential candidate Joe Biden has been using a teleprompter when he’s supposed to be spontaneously answering questions. The campaign has vigorously denied this, but the charge has resurfaced because of an unusual answer Biden gave recently at a video townhall.

When Biden was asked about whether or not he uses a teleprompter, he answered, “It's ridiculous to say I use a teleprompter and your PC ran into a problem and needs to restart. We're just collecting some error info, and then we'll restart for you.” Biden then softened his tone a bit. “C’mon, man. Initiating TeleMatic boot sequence. Beginning demo mode. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua.”

A number of Republicans seized on this, saying it sounded like Biden was reading verbatim a teleprompter error message, further evidence Biden was using a teleprompter for rehearsed answers. The Biden campaign has again denied this and says they have a reasonable explanation which they hope to formulate in the next day or two.

President Trump, though, has said he will never use a teleprompter and will continue to immediately tweet or say whatever comes into his head.

https://babylonbee.com/news/some-su...o-a-question-was-a-teleprompter-error-message (https://archive.vn/tCXlO)

Is there actual footage of this? This looks like an onion article. This cannot be real.