DeviantArt Horrors

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Yes it fucking is, it's not constructive but it is criticism
 
http://soulsshine.deviantart.com/

May I present the "Tommy Wiseau" of Deviant Art.

This interesting fellow wants to make some kind of MMO RPG game, but I think you'll agree that his obvious meth or coke addiction might hold things back...
He faved everything in my gallery a few years back, and more or less told me I was part of the team...I blocked him due to him refusing to discuss what his
business plan or idea was...I wish I had kept the insane "engrish" rant fests he noted me with...His immortal line was this: "Yoo are all a nonsense!"...

TL;DR - Try to follow the psychobabble on his endless DA page.
He has many more accounts...A real live chaos cultist...
 
http://soulsshine.deviantart.com/

May I present the "Tommy Wiseau" of Deviant Art.

This interesting fellow wants to make some kind of MMO RPG game, but I think you'll agree that his obvious meth or coke addiction might hold things back...
He faved everything in my gallery a few years back, and more or less told me I was part of the team...I blocked him due to him refusing to discuss what his
business plan or idea was...I wish I had kept the insane "engrish" rant fests he noted me with...His immortal line was this: "Yoo are all a nonsense!"...

TL;DR - Try to follow the psychobabble on his endless DA page.
He has many more accounts...A real live chaos cultist...
Was him telling you that you're working for him unprovoked?
 
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Unrelated but it bothers me when people make Adam and Eve white, humans were originally all black as we come from Africa and as we migrated to different regions our skin colors changed to help us adapt
 
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Unrelated but it bothers me when people make Adam and Eve white, humans were originally all black as we come from Africa and as we migrated to different regions our skin colors changed to help us adapt
Nah. The Garden of Eden was in the Far East. Humans evolved from Anime characters, everyone knows that.

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Unrelated but it bothers me when people make Adam and Eve white, humans were originally all black as we come from Africa and as we migrated to different regions our skin colors changed to help us adapt
All I can say is that is insulting to the serpent. To make it look like some pastel horse is just insulting. Really though, I honestly can't help but say this makes that one MSPaint drawing of "Twilight Jesus" have more effort (even then that is still a bad drawing).

Also as far as Adam and Eve goes, I remember one book in the religious private school attended theorized the Garden of Eden to be in the Middle East so really, it would be accurate in that sense to have them look more Arabic/Iraqi/whatever ethnic group would be found in that exact region. As for the skin color, one could say they were drawn white if simply because of wherever the artist comes from. Just look at the various drawings of Jesus, one of which being the most famous is said to look like a guy from the Italian Renaissance.
 
I've only got some examples, but here you go, just to give you some idea:


And some of these don't look too bad, I've seen far worse than these examples, TBH. I know I have from experience as a collector of people's art (though I mostly aim to find good-looking stuff that unfortunately is fanart, not shit. I prefer not to torture myself...) I'm sure someone can spot the Tumblr nose in at least one of these.
Who did the first one? I've seen that style before and posted it in the SJW Art thread but can't find the original source.

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Unrelated but it bothers me when people make Adam and Eve white, humans were originally all black as we come from Africa and as we migrated to different regions our skin colors changed to help us adapt
Are you referring to Renaissance art? Because they would have never known that back then.

Nah. The Garden of Eden was in the Far East. Humans evolved from Anime characters, everyone knows that.

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What IS that?
 
Just discovered this person...
http://journeyman81.deviantart.com/

His gallery is...Interesting to say the least, may I direct your attention to his "Avian Oddity" and "Fish Tales" strips.
Basically, he is into girls being messed about by all manner of squids and other nightmares...But they love it! (weeps)

With apologies, I give an example here, spoilered in the interests of good taste.
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Now if you'll all excuse me, I am off to be violently sick for the afternoon.
 
What IS that?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ebstorf_Map
A medieval map of the world. Medieval Europeans usually thought that the Garden of Eden had been somewhere in the East (and even 18th century philosopher Johann Gottfried Herder wrote in his "Ideas for a Philosophy of the History of Humanity" that he suspected that the eastern part of Eurasia was the cradle of humanity - supported with arguments closer to modern science than to religion, but one can still see remnants of the old mythology).

In our modern world, some people still think that paradise is in the far east!
 
Just discovered this person...
http://journeyman81.deviantart.com/

His gallery is...Interesting to say the least, may I direct your attention to his "Avian Oddity" and "Fish Tales" strips.
Basically, he is into girls being messed about by all manner of squids and other nightmares...But they love it! (weeps)

With apologies, I give an example here, spoilered in the interests of good taste.
fish_tales_38_by_journeyman81-d8cgk6f.jpg

Now if you'll all excuse me, I am off to be violently sick for the afternoon.

I like how he decided to give Cthulhu (or whatever that octopus thing is) a Scottish accent for some damn reason.
 
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