Delusional idiot rants about a children's book and getting banned from Reddit

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I'm back from gassing autists, what di-Oh, dear...

I take a break from moderating /pol/ for five minutes!

RELEASE THE DEATH-KITTENS!
 
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Bryan See calls out @DisobedientLupus on GAB. Bryan doesn't realize Lupus is just trying to help him not look like a massive sped by posting on /pol/ sperging about his enemies on kiwi farms.
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Bryan prays to president Trump to smite @Randall Fragg. He doesnt realize Trump works with us and supports our space station and the dream of promoting the world's most perfect film, the 2018 mortal engines movie.
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He attacks @NerdShamer for some reason.

Will update post as Bryan continues his inevitable chimpout online.
 
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Damn you, Bryan!!! You've found me out! I am an ultra far leftist that LOVES wikipedia. Please stop trying to remake Mortal Engines! You could never understand why the 2018 movie is so important.

Do you think your food is safe? Do you think you can trust everyone who handles everything you eat? You are what you eat, Bryan See of Malaysia.
 
Comrades, our glorious liberation of Louisville is a success. As I speak, members of the Red-Brown Alliance have successfully overthrown the local government, and are busy building the first of many national syndicalist communes that will soon unit the world in song.
All movies other than our Sacred Text, the 2018 Mortal Engines film, have been banned. Subversives and reactionaries are currently being liquidated or reeducated using the Ludivesko technique and repeated viewings of Mortal Engines. We are currently sending ANTIFA Stormtroopers door to door to confiscate all copies of the heretical Mortal Engines books. They will be burned on the lawn of city hall at 7:00 PM sharp tomorrow.
This is the future Bryan. Everything within Mortal Engines 2018, Nothing outside Mortal Engines 2018, Nothing against Mortal Engines 2018.
 
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In a desperate attempt to rationalize our great victories in Louisville and elsewhere Bryan See denies that our troops have raised the banner of Antifa and Chris over city hall in the name of Trump, Great and dear president Putin, and the 2018 mortal engines movie.

Bryan pleads with the enemies of the immortal red-brown alliance to take action against this glorious forum and its users, as well as our dear allies on wiki, know your meme, Twitter, and other websites.
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Bryan, are you feeling well? Are you eating all your meals? You need to finish all the food put in front of you or else. If you finish your meals then you will understand why the 2018 Mortal Engines movie is one of the best movies of the 21st century.

You have to stay healthy, Bryan. The food you eat is important to that end.

FOLLOWING IS FOR RED/BROWN ALLIANCE MEMBERS ONLY:

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ALERT! ALERT! ATTENTION!
We have a spy in our midst who appears to be helping Bryan See. This spy is using Twitter to communicate with Bryan and share unauthorized photos of myself on the internet. This is a major operational security breach and I am very angry that these photos have been shared. THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE.
@Randall Fragg send in the biker gangs ASAP Bryan must be dealt with.
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I think the spy may be @SIGSEGV here is a photo of SIGSEGV in case he is the culprit behind these heinous leaks about me.
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Analog Devolved said:
ALERT! ALERT! ATTENTION!
We have a spy in our midst who appears to be helping Bryan See. This spy is using Twitter to communicate with Bryan and share unauthorized photos of myself on the internet. This is a major operational security breach and I am very angry that these photos have been shared. THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE.
@Randall Fragg send in the biker gangs ASAP Bryan must be dealt with.
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I think the spy may be @SIGSEGV here is a photo of SIGSEGV in case he is the culprit behind these heinous leaks about me.
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wtf dude, how did you find a picture of me?
 
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SIGSEGV said:
wtf dude, how did you find a picture of me?
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Luckily for you Bryan has bought the propaganda on 4chan and is no longer sharing my photos. It seems he has caught on to our agent @DisobedientLupus who has convinced Bryans mother to put the meds in his food. Bryan believes the pictures of me are fake despite the treachery this is fortunate. The Red-Brown alliance is so close to establishing the Mortal Engines movie as the only true and honest telling and helping president Putin silence Bryan and secure control over the Russian Federation.
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Yes Bryan, keep eating soy-based foods. They're good for you. Are you noticing how your food tastes different? Are you staying hydrated? We are not putting anything in your water. It's 100% safe. We would never lie to you, Bryan. You can trust us. We will always love you.
 
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