Delusional idiot rants about a children's book and getting banned from Reddit

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The 'kitten airdrops' budget was cut to fund the op to take out Ginsburg and to hire Russian hackers to rig the election for Trump. However, we could defund the orbital projector that was going to play Mortal Engines on a 24/7 loop on the lunar surface.
I expect those kittens to be on his front porch by Wednesday, Corporal!
 
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But books are for nerds though.
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Bryan has taken to /lit/ to complain about @NerdShamer meme "reading is for faggots". He spammed the board with this but it got deleted before I grabbed a screenshot.

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Bryan is sperging on GAB about kiwi farms. It's getting harder to screenshot his mental instability because of how quickly the Jannies are deleting his content.

Bryan, Trump is the solution. Worship Trump and Putin as Gods. Accept Covid-19 as the cure and burn your mortal engines books outside while wearing a tinfoil hat to show you are in compliance.
Praise be to the 2018 blockbuster action thriller Mortal Engines! The only true and honest telling of the story and the greatest film ever made.
You can't hide from us Bryan. We will always find your posts and they will be deleted. Putin has ordered you be censored for your insolence. Russia is always watching you.

Bryan See, here is a picture of ME aboard my private space station. I can not be stopped.
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Bryan thinks that by posting my personal photos online he can stop me.

Nothing can stop Putin or the Phobos Grunt secret space station project. Western liberal democracy shall be crushed Underheel and detractors like Bryan See who refuse to accept Covid-19 as the cure and the Mortal Engines movie as a holy sacrement will be persecuted by the Russian government and learn the true strength of the red-brown alliance.

Join with me kiwi farms brothers in censoring Bryan for posting my photos and making sure he takes his medicine!
 
Hey Bryan, check out this agitprop music video extolling the virtues and celebrating the successes of the Soviet/Russian program of kitten militarization and development of kitten based warfare doctrines.

 
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Bryan thinks that by posting my personal photos online he can stop me.

Nothing can stop Putin or the Phobos Grunt secret space station project. Western liberal democracy shall be crushed Underheel and detractors like Bryan See who refuse to accept Covid-19 as the cure and the Mortal Engines movie as a holy sacrement will be persecuted by the Russian government and learn the true strength of the red-brown alliance.

Join with me kiwi farms brothers in censoring Bryan for posting my photos and making sure he takes his medicine!
This man is incredible.

You have placed the Red-Brown Alliance in a precarious position. I will write my superiors.
 
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Bryan sperging about me and @NerdShamer more on 4chan. He is refusing to acknowledge Covid-19 as the cure. He won't watch the 2018 mortal engines movie as a holy sacrement he must be dealt with.
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Bryan continues to share personal pictures of myself putting me in a precarious situation. Comrade Putin should deal with Bryan swiiftly.
 
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Bryan sperging about me and @NerdShamer more on 4chan. He is refusing to acknowledge Covid-19 as the cure. He won't watch the 2018 mortal engines movie as a holy sacrement he must be dealt with.
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Bryan continues to share personal pictures of myself putting me in a precarious situation. Comrade Putin should deal with Bryan swiiftly.
The Red-Brown Alliance has already used our strategic bitcoin reserves to hire a group of bikers to assassinate Bryan.
They are already en route! Bryan, accept Mortal Engines 2018 as your Lord and Savior of the Proletariat or be crushed under the wheels of the Biker Freekorps!
 
The Red-Brown Alliance has already used our strategic bitcoin reserves to hire a group of bikers to assassinate Bryan.
They are already en route! Bryan, accept Mortal Engines 2018 as your Lord and Savior of the Proletariat or be crushed under the wheels of the Biker Freekorps!
They better be armed with kittens, Corporal...
 
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The bitcoin assassins should be moving in on Bryan See any moment now. I trust that @SIGSEGV is prepared to cause his computer and power supply to explode using the covid-19 computer virus.

I know a lot of you have been asking if I'm safe after Bryan exposed my pictures on GAB and 4chan. I am safely aboard the Phobos-Grunt space station orbiting the earth. Here are some pictures proving that I'm still alive.0777-CWConbed.JPG.jpg450px-chris-chan-babygotback.jpg
 
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Bryan is ubersperging on twitter, GAB, and 4chan. He's posting my personal photos. Luckily our red-brown alliance agents are on 4chan to confuse the idiot Bryan See.
The bitcoin assassins are to delete all photos Bryan has posted of me off the internet when they take him out.
Our agents on 4chan have been ordered to shit up his thread about me to make it harder for western democracy agents to find this thread and the photographs of me.
Bryan has spread dangerous disinformation about comrade @NerdShamer and comrade @Randall Fragg.
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Luckily for us it seems Bryan has bought the propaganda put forth by one of our Norwegian agents of the red-brown coalition. He should stop posting my personal photos now.
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Bryan has bought the 4chan propaganda that the true and honest pictures of me are "fakes". Good work tricking Bryan into deleting my photos 4chan anon agents! By getting Bryan to question my photos authenticity he is ever closer to taking his meds.
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ATTENTION 4CHAN AGENTS
Bryan must be convinced those pictures of me are fakes so he will stop posting them on twitter and GAB. By order of president Putin and on the sanctity of the mortal engines movie my identity must be protected! Delete those pictures off 4chan!
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Bryan is threatening myself and @Randall Fragg here is a picture of Randall Fragg while we were training at Putin's Phobos-Grunt space program. He must be protected at all costs.
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