Conrad Aaron Collins / Diginée / Digibro / Digibrony / Otaku Gonzo Journalism & the Pro Crastinators Podcast - Pedophile, Two-Faced Weeaboo Ponyfag Youtube Analyst Who Wants to be a Loli + Drama, Friends & Enemies

[Crystal Golem]

Tinfoil hat time:

May was banging this guy while Digi was on a weed/mtn dew run, he gets back early cause the store was out of dew and finds may out of breath and half naked and a strange man jumping out of their window, May in her infinite wisdom says it was a kidnapper from the Karen farms.

I immediately thought this.

I also wonder if the reason digi is cozying up to ethan ralph is because he was looking for weed connections. Like as fucked up as those two are do you really see them hanging out together? Maybe May was holding out on him for a while or digi knew the end was nigh and he started looking for other connects.

 

[Russtard]

Why the fuck would the police recommend that you try to contact the person who attempted to kidnap you? This is looking more and more like a weed-addled fuck up.

 

[CORRUPT🍀]

This sounds to me like the police said "Oh, uh huh, this crazy guy came to kidnap your..."girl"friend? And you're a youtuber who does...Asian animation videos? Oh, yes, of course, and "deathgaze" music production. And did he touch her? No? Do you have footage or proof? No? Okay, we'll take a report, we can't do much else, No, sir, giving us 5 twitter accounts isn't going to help our investigation. Look, sir, if the guy communicates with you and he tells you anything of note relevant to this incident, please feel free to let us know."

Which his dew and weed-addled mind interpreted as "Get in contact with him and prove he committed a crime, then we'll bust him."

I immediately thought this.

I also wonder if the reason digi is cozying up to ethan ralph is because he was looking for weed connections. Like as fucked up as those two are do you really see them hanging out together? Maybe May was holding out on him for a while or digi knew the end was nigh and he started looking for other connects.

Yeah this is exactly how I imagine it going. The Ralph connection as I hence forth dub the digi/Ralph dope cabala is funny but unlikely. I think he just was Into his content in a way. I recall him debating gigguk and he fancies himself a debater. You can't swing a dead dog witout hitting a drug dealer now days. He wouldn't need him. Then again, I often find myself surprised how much these guys live online and do fuck all else so lets put the Ralph connection in the maybe pile.

Digi is walking through customs, eyes glance over him and he nervously thinks of the weed stashed in is bra, appearing as two lumpy troon tits. His pudgy stomach is covered in layered sandwich bags of the dankest shit Ethan had produced all year. He just knew he was going to write his best work yet if he could smoke it. To be finished, one of you guys please take it up.

Thank you. This just got funny again to me,

 

[Nick Obre]

Gigguk struck me as a poor man's Demo.
Sure he is very funny as he has a good sense of timing and slick editing, however, he can't analyse shows that well.

Gigguk took Demo's whole schtick, sanitized it, normified it, and made a career out of it.

Which, you know, I don't like it, but good on him. Smart move.

DemoD is a Kool guy with a lizard.

Goliath is dead. RIP bad dog.

His grave is marked with a big fuckoff claymore sword.

 

[Crystal Golem]

Why the fuck would the police recommend that you try to contact the person who attempted to kidnap you? This is looking more and more like a weed-addled fuck up.

Yeah it's just so strange. There has to be some liability issues with telling someone to contact their burglar.

 

[NotTheBooks]

Connection found! ItsRonaldM, an account that looks like an unrelated guy from Iowa at a glance.

So, Conrad is now talking to that guy too.

 

[waffle]

It's always been weird to me how like half of all troons want to be tough and always try to intimidate people while simultaneously trying to be "so girly uwu".

 

[Pierrot Lunaire]

LOL. Also, it the person on her "art" supposed to be herself or Tenleid?

Her "shonen battle rival" Tenleid.

 

[I Digivolved Into A Loli?]

While Digi is on the front lines spamming his supposed stalker, May has begun to wage a secondary attack onto head karen at the karen farms. Her argument seems to be: "you're being a big meanie head"

Edit: more


Sorry for the double post but I just realized something.

This video was released on 9/11 (never forget )

Digibro's Opinion of Netflix's Cuties

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www.youtube.com

This is obviously meant to be done in the rant style that Digi loves, but that tells us a bit about how it was released. Almost zero post production work gets put into a video like this and it's unlikely that they were sitting on it for long at all.

There's a b&e and kidnapping case for their area on September 10th
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Apparently they released this video (and filmed it too) the day after the supposed crime happened? May doesn't look too shaken up, just awkward. This timeline is fucking nuts. Even if they filmed the video before the supposed break-in, why the fuck would they still publish it?

 

[Lanieras]

With every tweet it seems less and less likely that any crime actually happened and more like Digi just got cucked by some gigguk-looking kid and the rest is just Digi lapping up some hogwash about an attempted kidnapping because he built his entire mindspace around May for the past two years and can't resolve a reality where she fucks some sauce guy and runs.

I mean, police told them to go look for the alleged kidnapper themselves? Yeah, fucking right. At this point I doubt Digi even had any contact with the cops himself. At no point in his tweets does he say that "he" heard anything from the police. It's always "we" or "us". May probably just half-assedly reported some unprovable victimless "crime" by herself and relayed some goose chase bullshit to Digi that he bought because he's in complete denial.

 

[Urgasain]

Apparently they released this video (and filmed it too) the day after the supposed crime happened? May doesn't look too shaken up, just awkward. This timeline is fucking nuts. Even if they filmed the video before the supposed break-in, why the fuck would they still publish it?

Ya, the timeline isn't adding up at this point. I don't buy the kidnapping claim at all anymore. I somewhat doubt the break in as well, but could still be possible, but if it did happen I don't think it was a totally random fan like they claim, it was probably someone who they were in contact with and the circumstances are more involved.

 

[itsallsotiresome]

Just some background Spicysalts is a pretty big Digi fan who would shit talk Digi/Tom in their I am games livestreams under a sock puppet. Later on Tom/Digi realized the sock puppet was spicy salts because he ordered a bunch of signed shirts from them under the sock puppet alias. They seem to be a pretty big Digi/Nate fan and are always in their livestreams. Now does the person have the capacity to drive from New Jersey to Virginia Beach and go to Digi's house? I don't think so I think Spicysalts is too young (might be highschool?) to get a car, doesn't have the money/independence to do an interstate road trip, and is clearly a little autistic. Just the idea of this person driving to a local Grocery store seems like a challenge.

We all know a Digi/May break up was going to happen. It's kind of obvious May chained herself to someone who has been branded a pedophile, dealing with gender identity issues, owing 30k+ of tax debt, and now can't payroll her lifestyle. May is also a massive e whore clout chaser. Personally I think once the money dried up and she was also branded a pedo she was planning on leaving. May just needed some sort of excuse. The Digi tweets give us context that most likely Spicy salts didn't break in/its not cut and dry.

A couple likely scenarios:

Spicysalts is actually a crazy fan that drove from New Jersey to Virginia to break in and kidnap May (not likely)

Spicy salts asked to come over and Digi jokingly said yes, to which he then did because he's autistic - Maybe

Spicy salts came over (since he's a paypig and earned Digi's trust) and then made a joke about kidnapping May to which then she took it as a threat then dipped - Strong likelihood, May talks about Digi inviting people over who didn't make her feel safe. Emphasis is invite.

Someone broke into the house then Spicy Salts made a joke about it in which Digi/May took it as an admission to guilt - Strong likelihood, I am Tenleid you know

Someone forgot a window open to which May then made up the lie that someone tried to break in and kidnap her. - Strong likelihood

May left Digi and together 100% fabricated this break in story and are using Spicysalts as a scapegoat. - probably to some extent but need more details

 

[Zana]

So...things make even less sense now. Why would digi be required to do the detective's job for them? And this happened a week ago, so why is this only an issue now? Furthermore, why the fuck would any rational person look for help regarding a criminal case via twitter?

 

[itsallsotiresome]

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So...things make even less sense now. Why would digi be required to do the detective's job for them? And this happened a week ago, so why is this only an issue now? Furthermore, why the fuck would any rational person look for help regarding a criminal case via twitter?

If they admitted to it where is the screencap? Also week and a half ago? Why is this now an issue. Clearly Digi thinks by having Spicy Salts admit to the "crime" that May will come back

 

[Had]

PPP on Sep 23, 2020

 

[believe all women]

It's always been weird to me how like half of all troons want to be tough and always try to intimidate people while simultaneously trying to be "so girly uwu".

Even for a totally delusional person, I was a little surprised to hear Digibro talk as if he was some kind of dangerous tough guy. That is probably the most delusional self belief he has, in my opinion.

 

[NotTheBooks]

If I read Conrad's tweets right then he tries to scare this @itsronaldm into believing the next (or first?) crazy Digi fan will go after him.

Or even simpler: Conrad tries to make the next crazy Digi fan go after him, period.

So here's another theory. Amanda wanted to break up because Conrad went more mental by the day and she made 99% or this shit up out of fear otherwise Conrad would send his army of mentally unstable fans after her.

 

[psuedonarrative]

Digi has always been the type to open up his home to people something he likely got from his parents. I could see May not being a fan of random people coming in and out she doesn't know is there and likely a perfect excuse for her to leave. From Digi and May's statements its clear that Digi is pretty scared and also I doubt they actually talked to a detective or are heavily fabricating what was actually said. Probably saying this to justify to people who think seeking this person out is the wrong thing to do and act like they have some power in the situation. I think something sketchy happened but was it kidnapping? Maybe, maybe not. But, until more information comes out I agree with the sentiment that Digi didn't actually see the entire situation go down or even most of it and likely only caught the tail end of it. Like he walked in on it happening after May screamed or something. I don't think Digi was getting cucked, but this Ronald guy seems sketchy as fuck. Since May is playing along with it I think either some shit did go down with this Ronald guy in some fashion or she is helping to use this as the catalyst to remove herself from Digi and the things surrounding him by using the "kidnapping" as a justifiable circumstance.

 

[Fcret]

Feel free to rate optimistic, but my gut feeling is the opposite of the rest of the thread: Digi cut May out which is why he's not talking about her at all. These spergs always publicly pine after their SO leaves them (Spoony is a good example), but Digi doesn't seem to be doing that. Digi might be a snaggletoothed pedolite anituber, but he's never come off as being all that vicious or abusive. Even during his anituber beefs, his kayfabe was pretty tame.

In all honesty, some shit probably did go down (maybe not in the way Digi says but something obviously did happen), May had a narcissistic sperg out about it as white women are wont to do, and Digi took the initiative to break things off because he's too much of a stoner to deal with any more histrionic white woman shenanigans. Digi also approaching 30 means he was probably taking stock off his life and decided that he couldn't imagine another 50-60 years of having to put up with an unstable woman who seems to have zero useful domestic skills being a major part of his life.

My prediction: Digi will find an upgrade in his Discord cult (maybe she'll even be able to fucking draw), and May will do what ProJared's ex-wife did - vaguely seethe about it online and hint at a big tell-all for a few months before disappearing back into the void. I don't know if Digi will be able to turn around his channel or finances, but there's a never-ending pool of dissolute weeb women without father figures for him to pick from.

 

[hawkisnight]

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So...things make even less sense now. Why would digi be required to do the detective's job for them? And this happened a week ago, so why is this only an issue now? Furthermore, why the fuck would any rational person look for help regarding a criminal case via twitter?

Also why would you publicly say stuff like that? "I need to talk to you so the cops can arrest you". Like what the fuck. Why would the guy talk with implication like that?