Delusional idiot rants about a children's book and getting banned from Reddit

Status
Not open for further replies.
SIGSEGV said:
This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It's me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you'd see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say "Yup, that's me". I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I'm assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I've found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It's really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it's almost like we're identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?
Click to expand...
I want your copypasta folder so bad.
 
  • Optimistic
Reactions: SIGSEGV
DisobedientLupus said:
Bryan, have you asked your mother about Kyle? And how sure are you that your water isn't medicated?
Click to expand...

I know it is. You are tricking me. Get lost, I've posted it about you on 4chan and it says: not your personal army. What is going on? The alt-right is protecting you, because you are a ultra far-leftist in support for Trump.
 
NerdShamer said:
@Starkiller88UnitedOwl9 you are currently being trialed for your crimes against the Red-Brown Coalition. How to you plead?

Failure to respond will result with @Randall Fragg repeatedly poking you with an heated cattle brand.
Click to expand...
I did it, because I've come to realize what many people across the world have come to realize, that the Red-Brown Coalition of neo-Nazi incels and far-leftists are the ones responsible for all of this, ranging from the absurd Fobos-Grunt episode to Gamergate to Brexit to the election of Donald Trump and my bans. That we've so lost our way that we have become accomplices and villains in this ongoing conflict, that we are the ones that should be put on trial, all of us! And my attack on Kiwi Farms was an attack on what it have become: a neo-Nazi Red Brown incels fighting for Russia to secure the election from Trump, fallen from the objective truth that we once held so dear. This world is failing and it did. It's only a matter of time before we all die in nuclear fire during World War III. I did it for Rekt Galaxies, Fractured Suns, The Destroyers, and Shattered Stars.

AND THIS IS GOING TO BE MY LAST FINAL POST FOR THIS. YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO BAN ME FROM KIWI FARMS NOW. MOON, DO A FAVOR. I AM GOING TO BRING YOU ALL DOWN. I DO NOT WANT TO ACCEPT THE MORTAL ENGINES FILM AS THE GREATEST BECAUSE THERE'S NO OBJECTIVE EVIDENCE SUPPORTING IT. YOU ARE MAKING A FOOL FOR YOURSELVES. @NerdShamer, @DisobedientLupus, @SIGSEGV, @Begemot, @HumanHive AND ALL OF THEM WILL PAY DEARLY. MAINSTREAM MEDIA WILL COVER IT. GOODBYE. HASTA LA VISTA.
 
  • Optimistic
  • Mad at the Internet
  • Lunacy
Reactions: Uncanny Valley, Kill all whales, Begemot and 6 others
Who said we aren't the mainstream media?

Ask your mother about Kyle, Bryan. Don't stop until she gives in. Kyle is the key to all of this.
 
Starkiller88UnitedOwl9 said:
I did it, because I've come to realize what many people across the world have come to realize, that the Red-Brown Coalition of neo-Nazi incels and far-leftists are the ones responsible for all of this, ranging from the absurd Fobos-Grunt episode to Gamergate to Brexit to the election of Donald Trump and my bans. That we've so lost our way that we have become accomplices and villains in this ongoing conflict, that we are the ones that should be put on trial, all of us! And my attack on Kiwi Farms was an attack on what it have become: a neo-Nazi Red Brown incels fighting for Russia to secure the election from Trump, fallen from the objective truth that we once held so dear. This world is failing and it did. It's only a matter of time before we all die in nuclear fire during World War III. I did it for Rekt Galaxies, Fractured Suns, The Destroyers, and Shattered Stars.

AND THIS IS GOING TO BE MY LAST FINAL POST FOR THIS. YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO BAN ME FROM KIWI FARMS NOW. MOON, DO A FAVOR. I AM GOING TO BRING YOU ALL DOWN. I DO NOT WANT TO ACCEPT THE MORTAL ENGINES FILM AS THE GREATEST BECAUSE THERE'S NO OBJECTIVE EVIDENCE SUPPORTING IT. YOU ARE MAKING A FOOL FOR YOURSELVES. @NerdShamer, @DisobedientLupus, @SIGSEGV, @Begemot, @HumanHive AND ALL OF THEM WILL PAY DEARLY. MAINSTREAM MEDIA WILL COVER IT. GOODBYE. HASTA LA VISTA.
Click to expand...
You leaving won’t stop us. Now we know who you are. Our gangstalking units have been positioned throughout your neighborhood and make sure you drink lots of water. Stay healthy. Stay dead.
 
  • Feels
Reactions: Begemot
Starkiller88UnitedOwl9 said:
I did it, because I've come to realize what many people across the world have come to realize, that the Red-Brown Coalition of neo-Nazi incels and far-leftists are the ones responsible for all of this, ranging from the absurd Fobos-Grunt episode to Gamergate to Brexit to the election of Donald Trump and my bans. That we've so lost our way that we have become accomplices and villains in this ongoing conflict, that we are the ones that should be put on trial, all of us! And my attack on Kiwi Farms was an attack on what it have become: a neo-Nazi Red Brown incels fighting for Russia to secure the election from Trump, fallen from the objective truth that we once held so dear. This world is failing and it did. It's only a matter of time before we all die in nuclear fire during World War III. I did it for Rekt Galaxies, Fractured Suns, The Destroyers, and Shattered Stars.

AND THIS IS GOING TO BE MY LAST FINAL POST FOR THIS. YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO BAN ME FROM KIWI FARMS NOW. MOON, DO A FAVOR. I AM GOING TO BRING YOU ALL DOWN. I DO NOT WANT TO ACCEPT THE MORTAL ENGINES FILM AS THE GREATEST BECAUSE THERE'S NO OBJECTIVE EVIDENCE SUPPORTING IT. YOU ARE MAKING A FOOL FOR YOURSELVES. @NerdShamer, @DisobedientLupus, @SIGSEGV, @Begemot, @HumanHive AND ALL OF THEM WILL PAY DEARLY. MAINSTREAM MEDIA WILL COVER IT. GOODBYE. HASTA LA VISTA.
Click to expand...
Manifesto, when?
 
Starkiller88UnitedOwl9 said:
I did it, because I've come to realize what many people across the world have come to realize, that the Red-Brown Coalition of neo-Nazi incels and far-leftists are the ones responsible for all of this, ranging from the absurd Fobos-Grunt episode to Gamergate to Brexit to the election of Donald Trump and my bans. That we've so lost our way that we have become accomplices and villains in this ongoing conflict, that we are the ones that should be put on trial, all of us! And my attack on Kiwi Farms was an attack on what it have become: a neo-Nazi Red Brown incels fighting for Russia to secure the election from Trump, fallen from the objective truth that we once held so dear. This world is failing and it did. It's only a matter of time before we all die in nuclear fire during World War III. I did it for Rekt Galaxies, Fractured Suns, The Destroyers, and Shattered Stars.

AND THIS IS GOING TO BE MY LAST FINAL POST FOR THIS. YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO BAN ME FROM KIWI FARMS NOW. MOON, DO A FAVOR. I AM GOING TO BRING YOU ALL DOWN. I DO NOT WANT TO ACCEPT THE MORTAL ENGINES FILM AS THE GREATEST BECAUSE THERE'S NO OBJECTIVE EVIDENCE SUPPORTING IT. YOU ARE MAKING A FOOL FOR YOURSELVES. @NerdShamer, @DisobedientLupus, @SIGSEGV, @Begemot, @HumanHive AND ALL OF THEM WILL PAY DEARLY. MAINSTREAM MEDIA WILL COVER IT. GOODBYE. HASTA LA VISTA.
Click to expand...
K.. KEEP ME POSTED.
 
  • Like
Reactions: The Cunting Death
Starkiller88UnitedOwl9 said:
I did it, because I've come to realize what many people across the world have come to realize, that the Red-Brown Coalition of neo-Nazi incels and far-leftists are the ones responsible for all of this, ranging from the absurd Fobos-Grunt episode to Gamergate to Brexit to the election of Donald Trump and my bans. That we've so lost our way that we have become accomplices and villains in this ongoing conflict, that we are the ones that should be put on trial, all of us! And my attack on Kiwi Farms was an attack on what it have become: a neo-Nazi Red Brown incels fighting for Russia to secure the election from Trump, fallen from the objective truth that we once held so dear. This world is failing and it did. It's only a matter of time before we all die in nuclear fire during World War III. I did it for Rekt Galaxies, Fractured Suns, The Destroyers, and Shattered Stars.

AND THIS IS GOING TO BE MY LAST FINAL POST FOR THIS. YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO BAN ME FROM KIWI FARMS NOW. MOON, DO A FAVOR. I AM GOING TO BRING YOU ALL DOWN. I DO NOT WANT TO ACCEPT THE MORTAL ENGINES FILM AS THE GREATEST BECAUSE THERE'S NO OBJECTIVE EVIDENCE SUPPORTING IT. YOU ARE MAKING A FOOL FOR YOURSELVES. @NerdShamer, @DisobedientLupus, @SIGSEGV, @Begemot, @HumanHive AND ALL OF THEM WILL PAY DEARLY. MAINSTREAM MEDIA WILL COVER IT. GOODBYE. HASTA LA VISTA.
Click to expand...
@Starkiller88UnitedOwl9 we, the Benevolent Monarchy of the Red-Brown Coalition, find you guilty of siding with the People's Republic of the Brown-Red Coalition and hearby sentence you to drink a glass of water while being held a captive audience to the faggotry of @NerdShamer .

@Randall Fragg is preparing the restraints as we speak.
 
NerdShamer said:
@Randall Fragg is your cattle brand warmed up, yet? We got ourselves an heretic, over here.
Click to expand...
The Race War Van is getting fueled up as we speak.
yXe5gag.png
 
  • Winner
  • Like
  • Informative
Reactions: The Cunting Death, The Great Chandler, Uncanny Valley and 3 others
Starkiller88UnitedOwl9 said:
I did it, because I've come to realize what many people across the world have come to realize, that the Red-Brown Coalition of neo-Nazi incels and far-leftists are the ones responsible for all of this, ranging from the absurd Fobos-Grunt episode to Gamergate to Brexit to the election of Donald Trump and my bans. That we've so lost our way that we have become accomplices and villains in this ongoing conflict, that we are the ones that should be put on trial, all of us! And my attack on Kiwi Farms was an attack on what it have become: a neo-Nazi Red Brown incels fighting for Russia to secure the election from Trump, fallen from the objective truth that we once held so dear. This world is failing and it did. It's only a matter of time before we all die in nuclear fire during World War III. I did it for Rekt Galaxies, Fractured Suns, The Destroyers, and Shattered Stars.

AND THIS IS GOING TO BE MY LAST FINAL POST FOR THIS. YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO BAN ME FROM KIWI FARMS NOW. MOON, DO A FAVOR. I AM GOING TO BRING YOU ALL DOWN. I DO NOT WANT TO ACCEPT THE MORTAL ENGINES FILM AS THE GREATEST BECAUSE THERE'S NO OBJECTIVE EVIDENCE SUPPORTING IT. YOU ARE MAKING A FOOL FOR YOURSELVES. @NerdShamer, @DisobedientLupus, @SIGSEGV, @Begemot, @HumanHive AND ALL OF THEM WILL PAY DEARLY. MAINSTREAM MEDIA WILL COVER IT. GOODBYE. HASTA LA VISTA.
Click to expand...

I thought the Harry Potter movies were pretty good, actually.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Uncanny Valley
Starkiller88UnitedOwl9 said:
I did it, because I've come to realize what many people across the world have come to realize, that the Red-Brown Coalition of neo-Nazi incels and far-leftists are the ones responsible for all of this, ranging from the absurd Fobos-Grunt episode to Gamergate to Brexit to the election of Donald Trump and my bans. That we've so lost our way that we have become accomplices and villains in this ongoing conflict, that we are the ones that should be put on trial, all of us! And my attack on Kiwi Farms was an attack on what it have become: a neo-Nazi Red Brown incels fighting for Russia to secure the election from Trump, fallen from the objective truth that we once held so dear. This world is failing and it did. It's only a matter of time before we all die in nuclear fire during World War III. I did it for Rekt Galaxies, Fractured Suns, The Destroyers, and Shattered Stars.

AND THIS IS GOING TO BE MY LAST FINAL POST FOR THIS. YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO BAN ME FROM KIWI FARMS NOW. MOON, DO A FAVOR. I AM GOING TO BRING YOU ALL DOWN. I DO NOT WANT TO ACCEPT THE MORTAL ENGINES FILM AS THE GREATEST BECAUSE THERE'S NO OBJECTIVE EVIDENCE SUPPORTING IT. YOU ARE MAKING A FOOL FOR YOURSELVES. @NerdShamer, @DisobedientLupus, @SIGSEGV, @Begemot, @HumanHive AND ALL OF THEM WILL PAY DEARLY. MAINSTREAM MEDIA WILL COVER IT. GOODBYE. HASTA LA VISTA.
Click to expand...
lol calm down.
 
  • Like
  • Optimistic
Reactions: The Cunting Death and Analog Devolved
Starkiller88UnitedOwl9 said:
I did it, because I've come to realize what many people across the world have come to realize, that the Red-Brown Coalition of neo-Nazi incels and far-leftists are the ones responsible for all of this, ranging from the absurd Fobos-Grunt episode to Gamergate to Brexit to the election of Donald Trump and my bans. That we've so lost our way that we have become accomplices and villains in this ongoing conflict, that we are the ones that should be put on trial, all of us! And my attack on Kiwi Farms was an attack on what it have become: a neo-Nazi Red Brown incels fighting for Russia to secure the election from Trump, fallen from the objective truth that we once held so dear. This world is failing and it did. It's only a matter of time before we all die in nuclear fire during World War III. I did it for Rekt Galaxies, Fractured Suns, The Destroyers, and Shattered Stars.

AND THIS IS GOING TO BE MY LAST FINAL POST FOR THIS. YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO BAN ME FROM KIWI FARMS NOW. MOON, DO A FAVOR. I AM GOING TO BRING YOU ALL DOWN. I DO NOT WANT TO ACCEPT THE MORTAL ENGINES FILM AS THE GREATEST BECAUSE THERE'S NO OBJECTIVE EVIDENCE SUPPORTING IT. YOU ARE MAKING A FOOL FOR YOURSELVES. @NerdShamer, @DisobedientLupus, @SIGSEGV, @Begemot, @HumanHive AND ALL OF THEM WILL PAY DEARLY. MAINSTREAM MEDIA WILL COVER IT. GOODBYE. HASTA LA VISTA.
Click to expand...
I literally forgot this movie existed. Imagine losing your shit over a movie that no one remembers and getting outed as a literal imbecile.

Anyways, so long ( :optimistic: ). Don't forget to take a wash in the showers before you leave.
 
  • Like
  • Optimistic
Reactions: The Great Chandler, Uncanny Valley and Analog Devolved
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back