Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 608 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,595
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All around me are familiar faces
Worn out places, worn out faces
Bright and early for their daily races
Going nowhere, going nowhere
Their tears are filling up their glasses
No expression, no expression
Hide my head, I want to drown my sorrow
No tomorrow, no tomorrow
And I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad
The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had
I find it hard to tell you, I find it hard to take
When people run in circles it's a very very
Mad world, mad world
Children waiting for the day, they feel good
Happy birthday, happy birthday
And I feel the way that every child should
Sit and listen, sit and listen
Went to school and I was very nervous
No one knew me, no one knew me
Hello teacher, tell…

LOL SLUUUURRRRP!
In my head I kept reading "faces" like Austin Powers with the mole
 
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Guys, whose turn it is to send Chollo fire bombers after Russ?
 
A few other items that could be noteworthy.

"Exhibit F" (03-11.pdf), "Exhibit M" (03-18.pdf), and "Exhibit X" (03-29.pdf), which Russ purports to show alleged copyright infringement on kiwifarms.net, show screenshots that were taken from some website called "kiwifarms.tw," not "kiwifarms.net." Russ does not explain what connection there is between kiwifarms.net and kiwifarms.tw.

"Exhibit V" (03-27.pdf) includes an extra screenshot that is embedded in the PDF, but it isn't visible... I'm not sure whether he added it by mistake and failed to remove it correctly, or whether he actually meant to include it but accidentally put something else on top of it, resulting in it not being visible. Anyhow, here it is.
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Russ is so butt hurt by the laughing reaction emoji guy that he got a special mention and his very own exhibit, "Exhibit W" (03-28.pdf).
 
ETA: I'm disappointed he didn't include more of our avatars as exhibits. Rusty, why you got time for @badboy2000 but not my excellently photoshopped masterpiece? I'm suing for defamation

I fucking love how Rusty thinks his lawsuits are like “a duel” and are supposed to be scary and intimidate people into doing what Russ wants, because he’s a “legal eagle” and study paralegal.

And the only thing he got out of it, are dozens of KF’s going: “Aww, why didn’t he mention me in his lolsuit! I shit on Russ as hard as anyone!?”

Nobody is scared of you turboautistic legal tard-tics Russell! You’re an abject failure.


EDIT: Somebody should send this to based Skordas to give a hardworking lawyer a good chuckle.

Fuck, I wish I was a fly on the wall with whatever judge who has to deal with this lolsuit! Can you imagine his face when he gets to the part with the “harassing” smileys?
 
I fucking love how Rusty thinks his lawsuits are like “a duel” and are supposed to be scary and intimidate people into doing what Russ wants, because he’s a “legal eagle” and study paralegal.

And the only thing he got out of it, are dozens of KF’s going: “Aww, why didn’t he mention me in his lolsuit! I shit on Russ as hard as anyone!?”

Nobody is scared of you turboautistic legal tard-tics Russell! You’re an abject failure.
I'm actually pretty crestfallen that he didn't submit my comic of him in his lolsuit.
 
LOLOLOLOL!

Mobius Shitlips
Zombie Face

I got a few more in case the greasy gourd wants to amend his LOLsuit

* Shadow Over Muh Plights
* The Colour Out of Butternut
* The Curious Case of Shitlips McStud
* The Dreams in the Whore House
* The Shadow Out of Olive Garden
* The Lurking Slup

Gonna get some snacks and a beer and tuck in. I haven't finished reading this yet. This is glorious!
These are good. He is a rather Lovecraftian individual.
 
So starting at 140 he's trying to argue (as I as a layman can understand it) that people here talking about the case with Erika tanked his defense and boxed him into a corner. Not only that, he just blinldy assumes that the prosecutor took a hard line stance because someone here had "harassed the prosecutor with slanderous information"
So on the exact same day that he willingly admitted in a court of law to having committed a crime as defined by the state of Utah he filed more paperwork to re-litigate with "nuh-uh it was just a big misunderstanding and those DANG DIRTY TROLLS ruined EVERYTHING!"" He tries to skate the issue by claming in the footnotes that the case was "still ongoing," even though he must have surlely known that hours later he was going to admit guilt :story:

NOTHING TO DO WITH

* Previous restraining order against a Bunny Ranch Hooker
* Stalking/harassing female employee in same building he worked in
* Using proprietary software to stalk/harass women in a law office
* Said law office communicating with OTHER law offices about him
* Buying flowers for and creeping on female lawyer
* Leaving bad Yelp review for said lawyer and strongarming her into arbitration
* Skordas's reported stalking and harassment of his family by butternut (his daughter in particular)
* Possible/probable multiple incidents of harassment of fellow employees on the job that would make Sov Cit tard Glenn Cerio blush
* Documented facebook and Twitter posts posted BY HIM
* Harassment of Erika Albino
* Harassment of female high school classmates
* School shooter kill list. Probably could be referenced by Skordas for case research purposes even if not admissable
* Invasive and troubling behavior sending two buck chuck and gas station flowers to Swift's family
* Multiple lulzy vidya clips of rat mouth slurp-whining to get pussy
* All the Reddit threads
* All the 4chan mentions
* His ED article (The thirstiest Ding in Utah)

Nope... it's all Mr. Moon's fault. Pack it up, boys!
 
LOLOLOLOL!

Mobius Shitlips
Zombie Face

I got a few more in case the greasy gourd wants to amend his LOLsuit

* Shadow Over Muh Plights
* The Colour Out of Butternut
* The Curious Case of Shitlips McStud
* The Dreams in the Whore House
* The Shadow Out of Olive Garden
* The Lurking Slup

Gonna get some snacks and a beer and tuck in. I haven't finished reading this yet. This is glorious!
Id like to add The Call of Rat-Face
 
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