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Coolio55 said:
Why don't you just give her a real video game though?
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lol a 2-year-old hasn’t even figured out how to keep from shitting itself yet, there’s literally nothing that a baby can play. Trust me, I tried. Two and a half is probably the earliest you can get them gaming, and they’re not going to be able to actually do anything until 3.
 
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Trip Chesterton III said:
Also fucking LOL at the communist manifesto board game/graphic novel thing at the end. What the fuck is wrong with these people? Did they never have fun when they were children? Do you think the games like monopoly, but every time you land on a space with a house, you just put your money in the middle of the board, and then everyone takes a bread token?
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This is from "Comrade Dectective" an Amazon Prime series that imagines what a soviet bloc 'buddy cop' show would be like. It goes over the top while never breaking character (until the very end, but its BBC co-production and the fognigs always trip and their own dicks for the endings), including discussing the 'horrors' this cousin endures in America of running multiple successful car washes. It is hilarious and I recommend.
 
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RubinKazan said:
Demented cspam child-rearing
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In another 18 years or so, this girl is going to bring home a straight White male, whilst being not even mildly preganent. The guy's gonna be wearing a suit, have a decent job and zero tattoos, and will respectfully ask for her hand in marriage. Organic Lube User is going to have the biggest fucking meltdown ever and kick his daughter out the house, his dream of a caramel grandchild-accessory forever destroyed.
 
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proteus4994 said:
lol a 2-year-old hasn’t even figured out how to keep from shitting itself yet, there’s literally nothing that a baby can play. Trust me, I tried. Two and a half is probably the earliest you can get them gaming, and they’re not going to be able to actually do anything until 3.
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I've seen a 2-year old play Sonic Dash.
 
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proteus4994 said:
lol a 2-year-old hasn’t even figured out how to keep from shitting itself yet, there’s literally nothing that a baby can play. Trust me, I tried. Two and a half is probably the earliest you can get them gaming, and they’re not going to be able to actually do anything until 3.
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I fucking loved the mario kart shop demos when I was 2 years old and got my first console for my 3rd birthday.
I'm not gonna whine at you for not creating a gamer though. SOCIETY will never accept them.
 
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The Fool said:
Fucking Mad Catz
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NGGYU said:
Yeah, something tells me that Lowtax was completely bullshitting and nothing is happening this year.

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I’m certain Jeffrey is still sending Lowtax emails about when the site is getting handed over to him. Lowtax, if he even reads it, scoffs, pops another pill, takes a swig of box wine, and then passes out for the day.

Lowtax is notoriously unresponsive to his mods and admins; there is no way he is actually talking with the guy who wants to take his last substantive stream of income away from him.
 
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Here s what you do. Post a letter of engagement showing you ve retained a lawer.

Explain that the divorce complicates ban lowtax.

Use a lawyer to draft a sale agreement and post a redacted version of that.

Its a fucking LLC richard could sell Jeff 5% claim he did it to pay for the GAL.

So yeah its all bullshit. Jeff should just turn off all banner ads stop selling upgrades only 1 week bans and not allow new accounts that would create a motive for sale since its not gonna make money
 
exioce said:
In another 18 years or so, this girl is going to bring home a straight White male, whilst being not even mildly preganent. The guy's gonna be wearing a suit, have a decent job and zero tattoos, and will respectfully ask for her hand in marriage. Organic Lube User is going to have the biggest fucking meltdown ever and kick his daughter out the house, his dream of a caramel grandchild-accessory forever destroyed.
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We all know this poor kid's gonna be well along the road of troondom.
 
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Trip Chesterton III said:
Also fucking LOL at the communist manifesto board game/graphic novel thing at the end. What the fuck is wrong with these people? Did they never have fun when they were children? Do you think the games like monopoly, but every time you land on a space with a house, you just put your money in the middle of the board, and then everyone takes a bread token?
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Late, but it's board book, not board game. Those large books with cardboard pages that toddlers aren't going to be able to tear apart easily. That's how early this dipshit wants to indoctrinate a child.
 
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