US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

I caught an interesting YouTube comment earlier involving Joe Biden. A quick search and I didn't see where or even if this was posted to the Farms yet; it might have slipped through the cracks. I wanted to ensure we had local copies. With that said, enjoy a clip of Joe Biden calling Airforce "stupid bastards:"

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https://youtu.be/sQzQhq4YSeM

Another shorter, cleaner clip with one man's brief thoughts:

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https://youtu.be/WcPYvgV_Uq0

Despite this, a Biden/Harris campaign spokesperson tells The Daily Beast the comments were made in jest.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/team-biden-says-stupid-bastards-comment-was-made-in-jest

https://archive.md/1v74k

Well, broken clocks and other such shit.

But honestly watching the Joe-pedo insult a bunch of chairforce types to their faces makes me like him a wee bit.

I'd still never vote for his dementia ridden ass but at least there was a spark there, even if just for a second.

 

[Polyboros2]

3 more days until the first debate, I'm still betting on Harris being the one on stage. It's the only good option. Him on stage would be a catastrophe, him skipping out on it a disaster, Harris steps up with Biden stating if he didn't trust her to take his place, he wouldn't of picked her for the job would just be bad. If she does well, the campaign seriously becomes the Harris-Biden ticket, and she starts campaigning hard.

The fact that she isn't already campaigning as hard as Trump is the only thing that makes me think the Dems are going for option 1 or 2.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

3 more days until the first debate, I'm still betting on Harris being the one on stage. It's the only good option. Him on stage would be a catastrophe, him skipping out on it a disaster, Harris steps up with Biden stating if he didn't trust her to take his place, he wouldn't of picked her for the job would just be bad. If she does well, the campaign seriously becomes the Harris-Biden ticket, and she starts campaigning hard.

The fact that she isn't already campaigning as hard as Trump is the only thing that makes me think the Dems are going for option 1 or 2.

I don't think that would be a good look for Biden if Harris does it. Only to the extreme dems but it would make it look like Biden is nothing more than a puppet leader and can't even handle debating Trump.

 

[Corn Flakes]

I don't think that would be a good look for Biden if Harris does it. Only to the extreme dems but it would make it look like Biden is nothing more than a puppet leader and can't even handle debating Trump.

Furthermore, while Kamala isn't as easy a target as Biden, I don't think Trump would have any issues hitting her where it hurts. Particularly her record of fucking over black men.

 

[DeadFish]

Any one remember where's waldo?
It would be very funny if people would do a Joe Biden version

 

[BeboRefugee]

Going back to the debate sperging, I think that would actually be a bridge too far for the media. They like to think of themselves as something between kingmaker and crooked sports referee. They may constantly try making calls to favor the Democrats, but the Democrats need to give them something to work with. You can't make calls favoring the blue team if the quarterback won't leave the fucking locker room. I might be imagining it, but there seems to be a subtle disdain in the media forming towards the left because they're having to carry everything for them. Maybe they were spoiled by Obama's and Bill Clinton's charisma, but even Hillary had the woman card and would go outside. Biden produces maybe 10 semi-useable minutes of film a week, and is avoiding the public harder than a celebrity in a sex scandal. At least Charlie Sheen's tiger blood and Saddam hookers were fun.

Not to mention the debates are just as big for the media as for the politicians. They're important because they justify the media's position and self-importance, not to mention the audience draw. If they lose the right to host these debates, they'll be relegated to less politically relevant than twitter anime avatars, and they know it. They'll turn and attack their dem conspirators with a vengeance not even the Republicans see, if only to buy themselves more time as Clark Kent instead of blogger with daddy issues #312. And I bet you could recoup some ratings from missed debates by doing an exposé on Pelosi's various dealing.

If Trump is firmly leading in the likes of Pennsylvania and Michigan before the polls have even closed on the West Coast, I wonder what the Anderson Coopers and Van Joneses are gonna be saying. How do they express their anger at the Democrats without giving away they've been carrying water for them this whole entire time?
They won't out and out yell at the Democrats they made it as easy as they possibly could for Joe, they'll bubblewrap their dismay with something stupid like ''we needed to see more of Joe this election'' or ''loudness wins over truth''.

Furthermore, while Kamala isn't as easy a target as Biden, I don't think Trump would have any issues hitting her where it hurts. Particularly her record of fucking over black men.

This proves Trump was right to throw all the bad coverage of the riots over to antifa instead of BLM. Yes, he should've brought up it was disproportionately ghetto blacks doing the initial lootings, but criticising BLM for the obvious consequences of night-time 'protests' and their commie tactics would've made it too easy for the pundits to spin it as Trump hating black people.
Instead, he can continue his years-long appeal to black people and a race-blind class-based economic pitch to workers.

Where Kamala has a verified awful record, Trump's support borders on simping. No other politician has tried so hard to court a cohort of voters who at best will only vote 12% for them.
There's no way for Kamala to sell herself as an authentic voice for black America, meanwhile Trump can at least say he tried, which will be evident not only to millions of blacks, but millions of moderates of other races. Plenty will be leaning GOP this year but have bought the meme that Trump's somehow racist, and are looking for evidence after the fact. If Trump genuinely was racist, then commiting half a trillion to underprivileged communities is the most expensive fake-out in the history of mankind.

 

[Malodorous Merkin]

3 more days until the first debate, I'm still betting on Harris being the one on stage. It's the only good option. Him on stage would be a catastrophe, him skipping out on it a disaster, Harris steps up with Biden stating if he didn't trust her to take his place, he wouldn't of picked her for the job would just be bad. If she does well, the campaign seriously becomes the Harris-Biden ticket, and she starts campaigning hard.

The fact that she isn't already campaigning as hard as Trump is the only thing that makes me think the Dems are going for option 1 or 2.

The more people see and hear Kamala, the less they like her. Team Joe's handlers understand this all too well, and that's the reason why she's been only slightly-more visible than Joey Lids.

 

[Thomas Talus]

If Trump is firmly leading in the likes of Pennsylvania and Michigan before the polls have even closed on the West Coast, I wonder what the Anderson Coopers and Van Joneses are gonna be saying. How do they express their anger at the Democrats without giving away they've been carrying water for them this whole entire time?

Van Jones can probably say "I told you so," he's been warning the Dems that all is not well since early on in the primaries where he said "I didn't see anyone on that stage tonight who could beat Donald Trump."

 

[Getting tard comed]

3 more days until the first debate, I'm still betting on Harris being the one on stage. It's the only good option. Him on stage would be a catastrophe, him skipping out on it a disaster, Harris steps up with Biden stating if he didn't trust her to take his place, he wouldn't of picked her for the job would just be bad. If she does well, the campaign seriously becomes the Harris-Biden ticket, and she starts campaigning hard.

The fact that she isn't already campaigning as hard as Trump is the only thing that makes me think the Dems are going for option 1 or 2.

Here's the thing, it doesn't matter. For the dems they are perfectly OK with the presidency and the government being run by a DNC council. I'm talking about libs supporting Biden now. They dont care about Biden, they don't think hes going to run it, they don't care about Harris. It's about getting Trump out and feeling like they are on the "right side of history". None of them care who runs the govt or who the presidency is as long as it isn't Trump.

The hope is that Trumps inaction concerning the riots, his jokes the media misinterprets, the covid lockdowns, and the supreme court announcement doesn't temper turnout for Trump in a big enough way to keep his supporters home.

There is nothing Biden or Harris can do that will discourage the people voting for them to not vote for them.

 

[RockPaper]

Nothing on Earth is keeping Trump's voters home.

 

[King Dead]

I fully expect Biden to basically "rest up for the debate." I expect a lid up until then.

It's funny; Biden's literally done nothing since the Breonna Taylor grand jury announcement except attend RBG's service, and that's because even he couldn't squirm out of that.

By the way, people are already coping.

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In what universe does a campaign where the nominee has flat-out refused to do any events for the majority of the month convince voters that yeah, this is the guy I want to run the biggest country in the world? The more attention that's called to this, the more people will start to question why Joe's spending all his time in the basement, and the more cope will come from leftists and the media. I can't wait to see the "Joe Biden Called Another Lid - And That's a Good Thing" articles start popping up (if they haven't already).

 

[Shield Breaker]

If Trump is firmly leading in the likes of Pennsylvania and Michigan before the polls have even closed on the West Coast, I wonder what the Anderson Coopers and Van Joneses are gonna be saying. How do they express their anger at the Democrats without giving away they've been carrying water for them this whole entire time?
They won't out and out yell at the Democrats they made it as easy as they possibly could for Joe, they'll bubblewrap their dismay with something stupid like ''we needed to see more of Joe this election'' or ''loudness wins over truth''.
This proves Trump was right to throw all the bad coverage of the riots over to antifa instead of BLM. Yes, he should've brought up it was disproportionately ghetto blacks doing the initial lootings, but criticising BLM for the obvious consequences of night-time 'protests' and their commie tactics would've made it too easy for the pundits to spin it as Trump hating black people.
Instead, he can continue his years-long appeal to black people and a race-blind class-based economic pitch to workers.

Where Kamala has a verified awful record, Trump's support borders on simping. No other politician has tried so hard to court a cohort of voters who at best will only vote 12% for them.
There's no way for Kamala to sell herself as an authentic voice for black America, meanwhile Trump can at least say he tried, which will be evident not only to millions of blacks, but millions of moderates of other races. Plenty will be leaning GOP this year but have bought the meme that Trump's somehow racist, and are looking for evidence after the fact. If Trump genuinely was racist, then commiting half a trillion to underprivileged communities is the most expensive fake-out in the history of mankind.

They have already set the stage for not calling the election until the fix mail in ballots are in.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I feel like Kendrick Lamar would be the obvious one if you’re trying to channel someone who really cares about race issues and is good enough that people will respect your choice.

Especially when you have to mock teenage girls on stage for saying the N word more effectively than you.

 

[CrippleThreat]

Nothing on Earth is keeping Trump's voters home.

I see YT comments with agitprop, a la, "Biden is up by double digits in all of the battlegrounds! Trump can't win, so why is he still campaigning? I heard Republicans are staying home because Trump can't win. You lose!" And the omly response is "Nut up with the evidence, or stop sperging."

Win or lose, the numbers will show all.

 

[SIGSEGV]

lol he's OLD

 

[Getting tard comed]

Especially when you have to mock teenage girls on stay for saying the N word more effectively than you.

I could respect Kendrick until he did that. I'm surprised he isnt out campaigning for Harris as we speak tbh.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Any one remember where's waldo?
It would be very funny if people would do a Joe Biden version

One does exist, it was either like some kind of text message sent by the Trump campaign or it was a joke in some Blaze contributor segment, I just can't recall where I saw it and the only one popping up is this year-old image (not sure if that's the one). I believe he was sniffing either a handicapped man or a griller in the one I saw (because the kids were too obvious).

 

[Quixotic Man]

If Biden does cancel the debate, it will probably be in response to Trump's SCOTUS pick.

Hypothetical draft press release:

"Joe Biden and Kamala Harris are dismayed at Donald Trump's disregard for political norms, the political process, and common decency. Trump's hypocritical and dangerous grab for power is a danger to the very soul of our democracy. As such, Joe Biden has decided to not attend the debate for two reasons: 1. Joe Biden must be free to help Senate Democrats coordinate a plan to stop Trump's efforts in way that honors the memory and dying wish of Justice Ginsburg. 2. Joe Biden refuses to give a platform for the current administration, which has let over 200,000 American needlessly die, to further spread lies and hate. Vice President Biden and Senator Harris seeks to return compassion and normalcy to our Federal Government. Racism and hate have no place in America."

 

[Trust Me I Know]

I fully expect Biden to basically "rest up for the debate." I expect a lid up until then.

It's funny; Biden's literally done nothing since the Breonna Taylor grand jury announcement except attend RBG's service, and that's because even he couldn't squirm out of that.

By the way, people are already coping.

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Now that's what I call cope.

 

[It's HK-47]

Any one remember where's waldo?
It would be very funny if people would do a Joe Biden version

I don't think it'd be a great idea for a book considering we always know where he is.