Trump Enslavement Syndrome - Orange man good. /r/The_Donald and any public demonstration of rabid pro-Trump enthusiasm in spite of all reason.

[корона-тян]

Here's the deal. If you think the Republicans were right in stopping Merrick Garland, then you must agree now. If not, you're an actual piece of shit. Decide.

What's my shit level if I think that the entire population Washington DC, including Garland and eveyrbody on capitol hill should have been airdropped from a helicopter at the exact moment of that brouhaha?

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I’m still 50/50 on who I think will win in the end. If I was held at gunpoint and told to make a prediction I’d say that given all the division amongst leftists who hate the democrats as much as republican voters do, and the push for third party this year, Trump will actually end up winning the popular vote, but the electoral system will give Biden the win in the end because Trump is too much of a breach to the status quo and is to unpredictable. The establishment wants a blank slate candidate that can push out lukewarm shit that ultimately benefits the rich and powerful while keeping the uppity working class quiet, and Trump has shown himself to not be that.

But because I’m not at gunpoint I can’t really say, as an American citizen I honestly do not care either way, but as Kiwi Terrorist Transphobe Neo Nazi I hope Trump loses just because the tantrum from his worshippers will be Biblical. I’ve seen enough internet leftist seethe for a lifetime, I want to see what the flip side will be now.

I am a pessimist, so I think Trump will win. That being said, I was a lot more sure he would before covid.

 

[Lou’s Biggest Fan]

What's my shit level if I think that the entire population Washington DC, including Garland and eveyrbody on capitol hill should have been airdropped from a helicopter at the exact moment of that brouhaha?

That makes you a revolutionary which at this point in time essentially just equates to a normal fucking person.

I am a pessimist, so I think Trump will win. That being said, I was a lot more sure he would before covid.

It’s up in the air, this election year is so fucking bizarre and messed up from so many different ways that it could go to Darth Vader at this point.

 

[Muh Vagina]

If the Democrats win the senate and presidency, it's gonna be funny to watch them go in dry on the Republicans and change the electoral vote process so that it's more population-equal and expand the Supreme Court to be like 13 justices and nominate a whole bunch of liberal judges to fill the gap. The seething from the Trumpers is gonna be hilarious if that happens

I can't wait to see the REEEEing in Articles & News if Trump loses. Most of the regulars there have his shriveled balls firmly entrenched in their mouths.

 

[Marissa Moira]

I hope the election remains undecided for so long that Nancy Pelosi becomes president.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I hope the election remains undecided for so long that Nancy Pelosi becomes president.

Oh god, the salt that would ensue would be incredible. The one woman that they hate more than Hillary

 

[Muh Vagina]

Are we allowed to link Kiwi Farms threads here? Because holy shit

 

[iafiv]

The weird thing about 2020 is that it doesn't feel like an election year at all.Because of covid most people don't seem to care about the election.The newscycle barely mentions the fact that this is an election year its almost an afterthought.In any other election year you would know its an election year but now its largely dropped of the radar for most.

 

[Emperor Julian]

Oh god, the salt that would ensue would be incredible. The one woman that they hate more than Hillary

One of the more fun aspects about Democrat victories is the inevitable accusation the president is the Antichrist.

Are we allowed to link Kiwi Farms threads here? Because holy shit

As long as we don't proactively fuck with them I think it's fine. I'm pretty sure trump derangement probably comes here. Happenings is something of containment unit like D&D is supposed to be on something awful.

 

[Lou’s Biggest Fan]

Are we allowed to link Kiwi Farms threads here? Because holy shit

“it’s actually 4d chess, her husband is so hated it’s going to help trump!!!”

The cope is real

 

[Jolyne THICCujoh]

So is the thread where we corral all the A&N tards when they get out of their pens/threads?

 

[JaneThough]

" That should convince the last 3 people out there who still thought McCain wasn't a back-stabbing RINO."

Yes, the lifelong Republican is the RINO, not the dolt who decided to run as a Republican recently, and had previously been a dem (AND good friends with the Clintons! I always wonder about these Trumpers. The Clintons were at his wedding to Melania. How do they take that?).

Also, is this shocking? Trump called McCain a loser for getting caught. If I were a McCain I would be backing anyone but him. If Ted Cruz had even a shred of dignity, he would be backing Biden too, for the BS Trump pulled in him and his family in 2016.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

" That should convince the last 3 people out there who still thought McCain wasn't a back-stabbing RINO."

Yes, the lifelong Republican is the RINO, not the dolt who decided to run as a Republican recently, and had previously been a dem (AND good friends with the Clintons! I always wonder about these Trumpers. The Clintons were at his wedding to Melania. How do they take that?).

Also, is this shocking? Trump called McCain a loser for getting caught. If I were a McCain I would be backing anyone but him. If Ted Cruz had even a shred of dignity, he would be backing Biden too, for the BS Trump pulled in him and his family in 2016.

Republicans that back Trump have no dignity. Mitch and most Republicans are bending over backwards to kiss Trump's ass because they have no spines

 

[AnOminous]

" That should convince the last 3 people out there who still thought McCain wasn't a back-stabbing RINO."

Yes, the lifelong Republican is the RINO, not the dolt who decided to run as a Republican recently, and had previously been a dem (AND good friends with the Clintons! I always wonder about these Trumpers. The Clintons were at his wedding to Melania. How do they take that?).

Also, is this shocking? Trump called McCain a loser for getting caught. If I were a McCain I would be backing anyone but him. If Ted Cruz had even a shred of dignity, he would be backing Biden too, for the BS Trump pulled in him and his family in 2016.

Ted Cruz is the king of cucks. He publicly sucks the cock of a man who called his dad a murderer. He has no pride, no spine, and no soul.

 

[Lou’s Biggest Fan]

Ted Cruz is the king of cucks. He publicly sucks the cock of a man who called his dad a murderer. He has no pride, no spine, and no soul.

Isn’t Cruz also the guy who got caught favoriting Cuckolding porn on twitter because he forgot he was logged in to his verified account, or was that some other spineless republican?

 

[Neil]

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This is some of my favorite Trump fanfiction. Like, I get it's a joke and all but do people REALLY believe Trump would give anything to ANYONE else and not 100% look out for himself? That whole paragraph about him "tenderly" telling the kid that he can have his parachute is fucking insane. What about Trump has ever said 'selfless'?

Trump is a selfish piece of shit. You wanna support him and vote for him, then do it but own this. People who post shit like this just seem to me like they are desperately trying to hold onto some kind of humanity that Trump has never shown, because then they don't have to deal with the fact that the man they support is a racist, narcissistic moron.

What's with conservatives and the weird political plane jokes?
I remember one of these jokes being regurgitated by a kid with hyper conservative parents on an episode of All Gas No Brakes.

Side note, things like the video above sadden me because kids, left and right, are growing up in such a stupidly partisan world that even ones as young as the one in the video are able to regurgitate political shit like this.

The left has its FckH8's and DesmondisAmazing's, and the right has little boys spouting off facebook boomer politics and Kenosha Kyle shooter larper wannabes marching to city halls armed to the teeth, what a fucking time to live in.

Lighter note, the cowboy guy should get his head checked, NattyLight is fucking NASTY, and his taste in drinks being that fucking terrible should be illegal.

 

[eternal dog mongler]

Isn’t Cruz also the guy who got caught favoriting Cuckolding porn on twitter because he forgot he was logged in to his verified account, or was that some other spineless republican?

It was incest porn, and I'm pretty sure that was just an intern.

Herman Cain still keeps posting shit from beyond the grave, so I think most of the GOP accounts are just managed by people making about 12 dollars an hour.

 

[GHTD]

It was incest porn, and I'm pretty sure that was just an intern.

Could be worse. You could be Kurt Eichenwald and openly look up tentacle porn, only to excuse it as proving to your wife that it actually exists.

You know what I worry about though? If we're going to get some Weather Underground type shit, where people start bombing places if/when Trump wins a second term. I feel as if there's a good chance it could happen.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Could be worse. You could be Kurt Eichenwald and openly look up tentacle porn, only to excuse it as proving to your wife that it actually exists.

You know what I worry about though? If we're going to get some Weather Underground type shit, where people start bombing places if/when Trump wins a second term. I feel as if there's a good chance it could happen.

I think whoever wins, the other side is going to get all violent. Gonna be shit going down on the streets, that's for sure

 

[Grandpa Simpson]

I do wonder if the election will even happen in the way people say. Democrats put Biden as a front runner, a guy that can barely talk, let alone campaign. In the middle of a worldwide lockdown. It's like they've already decided to not bother with the election? Hillary Clinton says to not concede under any circumstances. Pelosi says Trump is trying to steal the election by saying the Postal service is unreliable.

How could you realistically have Biden (a man with obvious dementia issues) win the election? Realistically he can't. Hillary wasn't able to win and she was at least coherent, (but still collapsed at one point) You'd realize you'd have to do something else. The something else is what I'm wondering about. Maybe the Transition Integrity Project has something to do with it?