What's the Most Autistic Food? - Autfood for Autfags

Syaoran Li said:
If I had to pick, either Cheetos or the memetically infamous tendies



The only context it ever made sense was as a prepackaged junk food for places like schools and day care. Otherwise I agree it's pointless and nobody whose age is in the double digits would be caught dead eating it if they have any dignity.



Disagree because Mountain Dew is also popular among rednecks and hood rats. It's probably a lot more popular among rednecks than among the stereotypical "neckbeard" and has been a lot more popular with the hillbilly crowd a lot longer. The drink was literally invented in Southwest Virginia, right in the heart of Appalachia. It was called Mountain Dew because it was meant to be mixed with moonshine (since "mountain dew" is an archaic Irish slang term for moonshine or poitin)


This old commercial from the early 1960's is a lot closer to the actual main demographic of Dew drinkers today than any of that "extreme gamer" shit that made it get associated with neckbeards
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Used to do some work on a few of the USAF bases here in the UK and I'll admit I used to do flips and twists to get my hands on cans of American made Mountain Dew and Coca Cola from the commissary. I don't drink a lot of fizzy, sugary stuff so a can of either of those loaded with High Fructose Corn Syrup was like a snort of pure cocaine in the middle of the working day.
 
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Golden Corral is the most autistic restaurant. The food is... weirdly dry and cheap-tasting even by chain buffet standards (RIP Ryan's), and I've never not seen a person as big as Boogie when I've been there.


LazarusOwenhart said:
The UK Supermarket Tesco sells this shit as part of their imported American section and it's marked up to like, £4.50 a jar which is almost 6 bucks. Idiots buy it, entire, gaping idiots.
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Tbh I don't think those are very popular here, like I've never seen them low on stock and I've never actually seen one of those in anyone's kitchen. I bought a jar of that when it was new for novelty's sake and it was okay, but like, if you just wanted some jelly to put on a biscuit (an American buttermilk biscuit, not a cookie) then you'll throw the whole thing out of balance and accidentally get some peanut butter on your biscuit.

also it tasted fine, there wasn't anything special about it

Some stores have a UK section that has Aero bars and they're delicious, like why don't they make that shit here in the states
 
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Pissmaster said:
Some stores have a UK section that has Aero bars and they're delicious, like why don't they make that shit here in the states
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Sweets and Chocolates tend to be really national things, more so then any other foodstuff I find. Our American section in UK supermarkets tends to be Reeses and Hersheys which I know isn't representative of actual US stuff. If you're impressed by Aero, you my friend are in desperate need of a Wispa Bar.
 
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Many weebs eat this to feel more Japanese.

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SecretChihiroResistance said:
Many weebs eat this to feel more Japanese.

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Only the most pleb-tier weeb would eat ramen made in the United States. They'd order imported from Japan, from J-List or some other dodgy site. Pocky would be even more autistic. (And has been mentioned on the thread back in 2017.)
 
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AnOminous said:
Only the most pleb-tier weeb would eat ramen made in the United States. They'd order imported from Japan, from J-List or some other dodgy site. Pocky would be even more autistic. (And has been mentioned on the thread back in 2017.)
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I don’t think you realize how many broke weebs get this stuff though. They are only about 10 cents a cup. It’s such an easy thing to get if you are a neet or a broke kid in high school.

I used to ask my parents to get them all the time because they were cheap and I was a huge weeb(10 times more than I am rn). Coming from personal experience.
 
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Jasonfan89 said:
If you thought tendies were autistic before may I present the safe for soy boys version.
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Oh and they are not even trying to hide their ties back to Satanism anymore, do people seriously not know what morning star means? It's another name for the devil, lucifer the light bringer aka the morning star.
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Jesus also called himself that once. And it's the weapon. And it's the planet Venus. In fact I've seen churches called that and I'm pretty sure they weren't secretly Satanists.
 
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AnOminous said:
Jesus also called himself that once. And it's the weapon. And it's the planet Venus. In fact I've seen churches called that and I'm pretty sure they weren't secretly Satanists.
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Fair point but still a corporate backed plant based meat replacement product. How can it not be tied back to the one world one government nwo?
 
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Its gotta be fast food, the way they make it + the filler "ingredients" combo.
 
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