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yawning sneasel said:
Why has Chris never been on Tosh.0? He seems like the perfect candidate for a half hour long intervention on there.
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I've thought about this too. Tosh.0 specializes in finding the funniest and/or weirdest people on YouTube, and there are few people weirder (or lulzier) than Chris. My guess is that Chris's autism keeps him safe from being featured (though Tosh does have a take no prisoners style of comedy).

A "Web Redemption" on Chris would be awesome, there are so many specific videos that could be used. Daniel could teach Chris how to talk shit, how to say thank you, how to work out properly, how to approach women, how to draw, etc. etc. etc...
 
Saw this while looking for updates (there are none). Thought this was worth sharing. Power levels redacted.

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I wonder what Chris's personality type would be.
http://www.16personalities.com

He'd probably try to answer the questions in a way that would make himself look good, but we know that selfishness and arrogance are two of his defining traits.

While there is nothing inherently awful about the 16 types, traits like arrogance are mentioned in some of them.

He also seems to tilt between extroverted & introverted pretty quickly.
 
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timtommy said:
Is that a privacy setting or something? It seems inconceivable that even people like Anna and Kengle defriended him.

Am I missing the joke?
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You're not. Chris simply has his Friends List set to Private, so only people who are FB friends with him can see his Friends List. It's why we have to rely on @Thetan for information regarding friending/unfriending various people.
 
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Chipmunk With A Banana said:
I checked through the various CWC threads as best as I could and didn't see this mentioned already, so I thought I'd drop this little factoid about the creation of Sonic. Not only was he originally designed as a rabbit (I guess a speedy rabbit makes sense), a warrior, and as a clown...
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I have a deep interest in the history of the video game industry and the book "Console Wars" (which details the Nintendo-Sega rivalry) discussed the origin of Sonic. If I remember correctly, the designers took the basic body type of Mickey Mouse, combined it with the look of Felix the Cat, and then gave the resulting critter the personality of Bill Clinton.

Interesting in that CWC "created" Sonichu by taking the body of Sonic, combining it with the color scheme of Pikachu, and then gave his unholy creation no discernible personality whatsoever...
 
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Marvin said:
Chris was in special classes. They didn't help.
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Anyone think there's ANYTHING that could have or can make Chris into a somewhat functioning member of society?
(IDK if that's a common question or if it's worthy of it's own thread because I'm a noob and I'm sorry)
 
Manly-Chicken said:
To think this whole subforum, the CWCki and all this shit wouldn't exist if Chris and Barb had just let the school board put Chris in a special needs school...
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And if they actually put effort into raising him
Marvin said:
Not having shithead, asspatting parents?
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It's been discussed many times before, but Bob & Barb's shoddy parenting, and the lack of proper education + coping skills was a big factor in making Chris who he was in the early/mid-2000s.
 
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Too Many Crooks said:
It's been discussed many times before, but Bob & Barb's shoddy parenting, and the lack of proper education + coping skills was a big factor in making Chris who he was in the early/mid-2000s.
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I think Bob would have put in the effort if Borb had actually done something to correct Chris' condition. But we all know how lazy and self-centered Barb is so Chris never got the opportunities and now he's a failure in society and an Internet laughingstock.
 
Would Chris be able to qualify for gender reassignment surgery if he found the money for it? I'm guessing the qualifications are pretty tight. Chris would probably have problems with the whole "being mentally functional" requirement.
 
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Konstantinos said:
Would Chris be able to qualify for gender reassignment surgery if he found the money for it? I'm guessing the qualifications are pretty tight. Chris would probably have problems with the whole "being mentally functional" requirement.
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The mental part would probably be a doozy, but his poor physical shape would be another.
 
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AnOminous said:
The mental part would probably be a doozy, but his poor physical shape would be another.
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I didn't even consider that second part. Chris' body must be in terrible shape beyond what we can see. His heart would probably explode if he tried getting hormones injected.
 
How many of the old trolls that have left the game ever think of coming back?
 
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