🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Glade Candles said:
I need some help, am looking for suggestions. Working on something (new archive thumbnail, non-Killstream) and I need transparent heads (or avatars) of the following people:

  • Ralph
  • Faith
  • Gator
  • Andy
  • Dingo
  • Rand
  • Bibble
  • Larry Ridgeway
  • Flamenco
And then I need a suggestion for someone who could be considered a chief Janny outside of that list. Multiple recommends welcome for each, I want to have a big pool to choose from.
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Squire of Gothos said:
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Big shout out to Mr. Vickers who completely over-promised and didn't deliver shit other than some mildly embarrassing texts and emails. You should have given us everything Matt you would probably have Faith back by now if you left this in the hands of professional shitposters and effortposters. Oh well, it's going to be more entertaining for us in the end with Faith and Ralph together, not so fun for them or you though. :story:
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Ralph uses baby as a human meat shield, and rather then try and gain custody of the child themselves (a possibility given how unfit both of them are as parents) Mr. Vickers rolls over and starts licking Gunt grease.

I used to feel sorry for him, now I feel disgust. An innocent child's life is going to be ruined and the Vickers sat by and allowed it.

I officially do not believe that Mr. or Mrs. Vickers ever hit Faith. On the contrary, I think they did not beat her enough. This kind of shit behavior isn't the kind of acting out you get from a child who was beaten and had to cower and hide to survive the night, this is what you get when you let your child do what they want, indulge their whims, believe everything they say, and clean up their messes with out ever teaching them a lesson. This is a spoiled child who never had to confront consequences fucking up big time. Also who the fuck perscribes Marijuana to someone under 21 let alone 18. Your prefrontal cortex hasn't even fully developed and you are letting your child knee cap her brain.

And you know exactly how that convo for the weed card went down.
Faith: "Mommy I have anxiety and I feel so uncomfortable. Surely it isn't from me not putting work and effort into healthy coping mechanisms for excessive biological stimuli, no it is 100% something only drugs can fix"
Mom: "Okay my little princess, we're going to take you to the doctor and see what they prescribe yo..."
Faith: "Mom what about a weed card. I read on 420blazeitsmokeweedeveryday.org.edu.gov that smoking THC will magically make every health and mental issue I have go away"
Mom: "Ummmm, I don't know that is more for cancer and glaucoma use and the science on mental health issues shows it makes things wors..."
Faith: "OH MY GOD MOM! I WANT TO KILL MYSELF! I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF! I'M FUCKING GOING TO BLOW MY FUCKING BRAINS OUT WITH THE GUNS YOU TAUGHT ME TO USE AND IT'S YOUR FAULT! ONLY 420 BLAZING IT CAN SAVE MY LIFE! YOU ARE DENYING ME LIFE SAVING MEDICATION! HOW DARE YOU!"
Mom: "Oh no, not my poor sick baby. I will give in to your demands but because I wanna feel like I have some sembalance of control I'm gonna negotiate with my child and say she has to see a weed care doctor. I mean, there is nooooooooo way those doctors are just rubber stamp whores who diagnose on volume to maximize profit. I will also check google reviews, cause the reviews for a doctor that prescribes weed are based entirely on medical skill and not customer satisfaction of recieving their rubber stamp approval. and I am only gonna let you 420 blaze it at specific times so I feel like I have control and am not just appeasing you by giving you what you want."
Faith: "Thank you mommy. You are such a good mommy."
Mom: "Yeah, your approval validates my lack of parenting and ability to set hard line boundaries."

While I thought Joosh was 100% wrong in saying they were shit parents for not abandoning their daughter to use resources on the other kids, I'd say his take is 50% wrong now. I think Joosh is thinking about this too logically and when one of your children strays you don't just give up on them. Sometimes you can do everything right and still have things go wrong. Troubled kids turn their lives around. Addicts can recover. There is hope and not everyone is a lost cause just because they fuck up or fucked up multiple times. Who you are at 14 is drastically different from who you are at 18, which is drastically different from who you are at 25, which is drastically different from who you are at 30.
But I get what Joosh is saying. Faith is a lost cause and the effort spent is best used elsewhere. I thought there may be hope but I have seen this play out, she will either only change after life kicks her ass and hits rock bottom or she will never change and all time spent trying to save her is pointless.

PPP turned out to be 100% right again. Like with everything else I doubted PPP, thought he was judging too quickly or being too harsh and his take was half baked. But just like with the Jim interview everyone thought was PPP looking terrible when I let it age a bit, you see PPP is right and PPP walks away looking like he has ultimate foresight.

TL;DR? Vickers didn't beat their child enough for her to not act like a spoiled brat. People who said Faith is hopeless are probably right. If the Vickers really gave a shit about the grandchild they would be fighting for custody (which they would have a legit claim for) rather than rolling over and appeasing their spoiled cunt daughter more. That child will 100% be taken by CPS.
 
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Glade Candles said:
I need some help, am looking for suggestions. Working on something (new archive thumbnail, non-Killstream) and I need transparent heads (or avatars) of the following people:

  • Ralph
  • Faith
  • Gator
  • Andy
  • Dingo
  • Rand
  • Bibble
  • Larry Ridgeway
  • Flamenco
And then I need a suggestion for someone who could be considered a chief Janny outside of that list. Multiple recommends welcome for each, I want to have a big pool to choose from.
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idk if you're looking for actual janny from the chat but minor Killstream orbiters include Kaz, Pey, Kyler (aka Bonezone, AIDS Moby)

And that _groyper guy from twitter I guess, he's the peak fan content creator Ralph has at this point. It's actually a good indication where Ralph is right now, he used to have people making really high level fan art, songs, video edits and of course clipping channels but now all he has is an autist who edits fucking shitty action figures lmao.
 
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shex said:
idk if you're looking for actual janny from the chat but minor Killstream orbiters include Kaz, Pey, Kyler (aka Bonezone, AIDS Moby)

And that _groyper guy from twitter I guess, he's the peak fan content creator Ralph has at this point. It's actually a good indication where Ralph is right now, he used to have people making really high level fan art, songs, video edits and of course clipping channels but now all he has is an autist who edits fucking shitty action figures lmao.
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Kyler's actually a good pick, I know he mods in Ralph's Dlive chat, probably Discord too.
 
Glade Candles said:
Kyler's actually a good pick, I know he mods in Ralph's Dlive chat, probably Discord too.
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I didn't know he mods Ralphs chat but he's definately doing a fine job sweeping Andy's. He really might be the biggest janny of them all. And apparently he's also a paypig.

I don't how recent this is but I just noticed Spanish_Inqusition has been overtaken as the biggest paypig. Congratulations to Hereward_Silvatici! Almost 1500 dollars wasted feeding the Gunt

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Slur Slurry said:
I think that but for a different reason. A mentally unstable 19 year old and an alcoholic pill popper are not going to be able to handle taking care of a baby. Either they neglect the hell out of it or they beat it half to death.
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I know this is optimistic but I've seen motherhood change women. Will it change Faith? Probably not, however I have seem self indulgent whores have a kid and turn their lives around, even if it is a purely uphill struggle. The bond of child and mother is an intense one.
Of course what is more common is self centered whore moms dump the kid with grandma and convince themselves "I need ME time" and slowly start seeing escaping from their child as the ultimate reward slowly building a strange resentment but also pretending they give a shit about the kid. Grandma Ralph will be 100% raising that kid because Faith will use her anxiety as an excuse to run away from the bad parts of parenting while accepting all the glory and praise for the good parts. This is the kind of girl who takes pics and posts everyday with their child saying #blessed to give the illusion she lives her life for her kid while 3 times a week she will post that she is having a girls night.

I think CPS is 100% gonna be the outcome just from the drug use and drinking alone, not even touching on the controversial shit Ralph says on his show for his audience. But say somehow Ralph doesn't have the child taken away, I think neglect and possible death will be a likely outcome. Ralph and Faith are the kind of people who will dump responsibility on someone else and if that person fucks up they take solice in saying well at least it isn't my fault. How many miscommunications about who is watching the kid do you think they will have? How many times do you think Faith will be too fucked up to take care of their kid while Ralph screams at "muh haterz" on air?

But this should be scariest of all for Ralph, say Faith somehow overcomes her self centered nature. Say she goes totally sober and stops running away when shit hits the fan. Say she pulls that 180 that is possible even if not likely. Will Faith see the way Ralph lives his life as the way she wants to raise her child? We'll get a Nora situation again. When the e-fame luster goes away she will see Ralph for what he is, won't be drugged up enough to ignore it, resent him for the situations he has put her and her child in, and like Nora see no realistic future and GTFO.

And when that happens, have fun with child support Ralph. This also is a no win. Pay child support = cucked out of money. Don't pay child support = you are a dead beat dad. Fight for custody = Savings eaten up to still lose your kid.

For what it's worth, I think Ralph would wait until the child is at least kindergarden age to begin beating it so I don't think he'll beat it to death.
 
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shex said:
I didn't know he mods Ralphs chat but he's definately doing a fine job sweeping Andy's. He really might be the biggest janny of them all. And apparently he's also a paypig.

I don't how recent this is but I just noticed Spanish_Inqusition has been overtaken as the biggest paypig. Congratulations to Hereward_Silvatici! Almost 1500 dollars wasted feeding the Gunt

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All of these dangerously deluded spergs need to be sent to Stalin's Cannibal Island.
 
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Just Ralph tacitly admitting he has things in his report history he doesn't want others to know. BIG THINK!
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If Zidan didn't want completely distance himself from this shit, I'm sure he'd have called Ralph out on flagging by now. I'd like to see Zidan grill Ralph, but after the shit Ralph pulled on Ade, I can understand his hesitance.
 
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