US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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You fuckers better give me this debate, it will be first I will watch and I think America needs nuking if you fail to show us Trump fucking burying Biden. Its the first thing in years I am actually looking forward to watching, seeing as I do not watch television or movies much anymore.
 
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whogoesthere said:
You fuckers better give me this debate, it will be first I will watch and I think America needs nuking if you fail to show us Trump fucking burying Biden. Its the first thing in years I am actually looking forward to watching, seeing as I do not watch television or movies much anymore.
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It's a fight between the DNC and the MSM if Biden's actually at the debate - Biden's handlers want none of it, yet the news networks will be frothing with rage if Biden denies them the prestige and ratings.
 
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Sweet and Savoury said:
Has the Joe-pedo released his SCotUS picks yet?

I'm rather interested to see what/who the Inner Party thinks is acceptable.
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There is no way Joe releases his candidate list, and risks further pissing off the Latino demographic when they're inevitably all pro-choice. Like his proposed cabinet, which remains similarly unknown to voters, probably because absolutely zero progressive politicians will sit on it.
 
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Oh phew, I thought this Matt Hill was the voice-actor Matt Hill, and I cringed so hard in preparation for disappoint.

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Will Joe take the drug test before the debates?

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I legit couldn't hear the reporter over his mushmouth garbled microphone, so I don't know how Joe would've heard it himself without a list of questions prepared for him ahead of time.
 
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Ahriman said:
Well last time I checked, Stone Cold hasn't bent the knee to any of these cunts, so more power to him.

And he is clearly Jwoke so that puts him streets ahead of Dwayne here.

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Stone Cold Steve Austin got a Jew to admit the plan! He's pretty smart for a wrestler.

It's actually a classic redneck trick to pretend to be stupid while the yankee tells you about his plans

Oh yeah
 
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Ahriman said:

Why, Dwayne? just why?
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He's an actor more than anything now, the way Hollywood works is if he endorsed Trump or had some anti-Biden leftie take, he gets blacklisted.

Not saying he doesn't believe what hes saying, afaik from interviews hes a leftie, just that this is really all you can expect from actors, they can't step outside the lib box and still have a career.
 
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He's an actor more than anything now, the way Hollywood works is if he endorsed Trump or had some anti-Biden leftie take, he gets blacklisted.

Not saying he doesn't believe what hes saying, afaik from interviews hes a leftie, just that this is really all you can expect from actors, they can't step outside the lib box and still have a career.
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He couldn't endorse Trump or disawow Biden. (and as you say, he's probably an oldschool democrat anyway).

But he wasn't forced to endorse the Harris administration (with Joe Biden)
 
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Apparently, because Donald Trump is a bad man, we don't deserve to know who Biden's picks are.
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As much as they tried to push "Karen is an insult for CONSERVATIVES" I don't know who else this approach of Americans who didn't vote blue are naughty children who need to be grounded is supposed to appeal to. (Well, them and the right side of history elitists who want to be validated in feeling morally superior)
 
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Is anyone getting electric crackling from Biden's microphones? God damn it, I know he's senile but is his entire staff brain dead? Get the sound intern to fucking check if everything is good, and if not fix it. If you're only doing a few events, they need to be crisp and professional. Trump can get away with less prepared settings, but he's doing 25 time the events as Biden and it fits his bombastic style anyways. Has the American oligarchy reached the stage where they're all inbred?
 
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Ninjaed but every attitude and aggression era WWE fan is on suicide watch.



Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson endorsed former Vice President Joe Biden and Sen. Kamala Harris, marking the first time he’s ever publicly thrown his weight behind a political candidate.

With the exception of a brief flirtation with a 2020 presidential run himself, Johnson, 48, often takes great pains to remain apolitical at a time when Hollywood is seemingly filled to the brim with activism.

However, the “Jumanji” actor took to Instagram, on Sunday, where he shared a video of a virtual conversation he had with the two Democratic candidates and officially gave them his public endorsement.

“I’m going to be pushing this political conversation just a little bit more,” he began the video before introducing his chat with the duo. “Look, I’ve got friends in all parties, but the one thing we can always agree on is the conversation and the dialogue, and where that conversation lands is always the most critical part. Now, this is something that I’ve certainly not done in the past, so I’m going to go big. You guys know me, if I go, I go big!”

He added: “As a registered Independent for years now with centrist ideologies, I do feel that Vice President Biden and Sen. Harris are the best choice to lead our country, and I am endorsing them to become president and vice president.”

The “Hobbs & Shaw” actor then showed a recent conversation he had with Biden and Harris in which he appeared virtually from his home while they sat together on a stage. He began by showering the two candidates with what he sees as their respective qualifications for the White House.

“You’ve led, in my opinion, with great compassion and heart and drive, but also soul,” he said of Biden.

Turning his attention to Harris, Johnson said: “You’ve been an attorney, a district attorney, a state attorney, a U.S. senator, smart, tough – I’ve seen you in those hearings – and, in my opinion, you are a certified bada--.”

Although he was complimentary, the star’s endorsement came with a chance for him to ask them both a question. Reflecting on the recent death of his father, Rocky Johnson, he noted that one of the late WWE Hall of Famer’s mottos was that respect is something to be earned.

“How will you earn the respect of the American people once you’re inside the White House?” he asked.

“By doing what we say we’re going to do, by keeping our word, by leveling with the American people, by taking responsibility,” Biden quickly responded. “When we fail, acknowledge it. We’re not going to be perfect, but take responsibility!“

Biden continued: “Tell the truth! It sounds so basic, but the American people are strong, they’re tough. They can take anything if you level with them and tell the truth.”

Harris added: “it’s about trust, right? As we know the nature of trust… it’s a reciprocal relationship. You give and you receive trust. And one of the foundations of trust is truth, you must speak truth. But here’s the reality, truth can sometimes be difficult to hear and for that reason sometimes people don’t speak it, but you cannot have trust if you don’t speak truth. You know that as a parent.”

Johnson’s foray into politics for the 2020 election comes after he previously told Rolling Stone that he didn’t vote in 2016. Although he voted for Barack Obama twice, he said he felt the choices the last time around weren’t adequate on either side.

“At the time, I just felt like it was either vote for the [candidate] I thought would make a better president than the other, even though I would rather have someone else, or not vote at all. I wrestled back and forth with it. We were on the set of ‘Jumanji’ in Hawaii, and it really was like calling on the gods. Give me the answer. Ultimately, it was [to not vote].”
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Oh well, he was always better as an asshole heel than a face anyways.
 
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Kari Kamiya said:
I legit couldn't hear the reporter over his mushmouth garbled microphone, so I don't know how Joe would've heard it himself without a list of questions prepared for him ahead of time.
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We're hearing the reporter through his mic, which is highly directional and won't pick up their voices very easily. He would be able to hear them a lot more easily.
 
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