Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[Maude Snew]

I was gonna say that Goofy was at least a good father but then I thought about it for a second. He let his own son be a Disney child star for his own ambition and we all know how those turn out. So no, Goofy is at least as bad a father as Lowtax, probably even worse. Thanks for listening to my dumb rant.

 

[northstar747]

 

[break these cuffs]

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FUCKING LOL

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

Dude shared an office suite with Shmorky. There is no fucking way he didn't drink his way through every "workday."

I seem to recall there being a lot of booze at that office suite too, even before the goons brought more (he specifically said to bring booze in the forum announcement) to his office closing.

 

[whatinthefck]

wasnt lowtax pretending to be sober, atleast from alcohol, for years now?

 

[AnOminous]

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Who is he even telling these lies for? What single person out there does he think believes anything he says? If it's true he needs serious neurological help because he obviously has brain damage that causes him to act incredibly intoxicated, slur his words, etc. That could be serious shit.

 

[hot hot leg]

"Considering I drink and have been drunk, I can say that alcohol has never played a role in my life."

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

Maybe he's just built up such a tolerance to alcohol that he really isn't drunk. The amount he drinks is just right: not enough to get him pissed, but enough to stop his hands shaking so he can buy more gacha game currency.

 

[AnOminous]

Maybe he's just built up such a tolerance to alcohol that he really isn't drunk. The amount he drinks is just right: not enough to get him pissed, but enough to stop his hands shaking so he can buy more gacha game currency.

If you watched his streams he's clearly inebriated. He was so obviously wasted in one it got him taken to court for abandoning his child to go get drunk instead of exercising custody.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

I'd say having a drunk bitch ruin your finances proves alcohol has definitely had relations with Lowtax. Sexually.

 

[Exceptional Chimp]

I'd say being a drunk bitch ruining your finances proves alcohol has definitely had relations with Lowtax. Sexually.

FTFY.

At this point OweTax is butt chugging Barefoot just to get through the day, maybe with an opioid suppository.

 

[AmpleApricots]

Opiates and heavy drinking often end up with one day just not waking up again. Seems to be a fitting end for Lowtax IMO.

 

[The Sopranos Is Good]

He drinks because when he sleeps sober, all he hears is Shmorky's voice, floating in the night, every night. Because Shmorky's right outside his window, crying.

 

[Dan Abrams]

He was shitfaced and slurring his words for at least half of the episodes of that terrible podcast he did a couple years ago.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

Something Awful’s staff deleted Richard’s announcement that the site would be sold by month-end.

 

[Baggywrinkle]

wasnt lowtax pretending to be sober, atleast from alcohol, for years now?

There is all kinds of proof of him drinking in the past 25 years. So the only way his statement can technically be true is if he was high while drinking. Lowtax likes to avoid flat out lying by setting up very specific straw men, like he has never been convicted of physical abuse.

 

[Humble Shitpost Merchant]

Something Awful’s staff deleted Richard’s announcement that the site would be sold by month-end.

Why can't they just admit the site won't be sold? The troons aren't ever going to leave, and Lowtax basically has a captive audience. Acknowledging it is only healthy, and it's a lot less condescending to just rip that bandaid off quickly.

 

[White Devil]

Why can't they just admit the site won't be sold? The troons aren't ever going to leave, and Lowtax basically has a captive audience. Acknowledging it is only healthy, and it's a lot less condescending to just rip that bandaid off quickly.

Because the troons think they're the good guys in some sort of weird battle of fucked up mentally unstable pronoun monsters vs unfunny, pilled out alcoholic sensei of the pimp hand.

 

[Brad Gray]

guys, it looks like we might have another failed goon project on our hands. its almost like they are all useless, worthless, lazy turds with severe mental illness.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

guys, it looks like we might have another failed goon project on our hands. its almost like they are all useless, worthless, lazy turds with severe mental illness.

Imagine four trannies at the edge of a cliff.