Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Viridian]

I don't believe he's moving after that court order.

I actually think the court order is why he's going to try to move out of state. (I say try to because I don't expect him to succeed, unless he moves back to Wyoming to live with mommy and daddy.) Why? Because December is less than 3 months away, and Russhole was ordered to have a psychiatric evaluation (and to comply with any treatment that evaluation recommends) within 90 days.

Much as he protests otherwise in his latest lolsuit, I think Russhole can't stand the thought of an actual credible psychiatrist figuring him out and properly diagnosing his major malfunctions. In my opinion he can barely tolerate going to a therapist who rarely confronts him on his issues. Hell, he's still trying to re-litigate his electronic harassment charge in a totally unrelated civil lawsuit against Null, insisting he was totally innocent despite admitting he contacted Erika after she told him to stop and despite pleading guilty to the charge. So I think he's going to (try to) skip town in an attempt to avoid consequences for his actions. Either that or he's going the even dumber route of simply claiming he's moved out of state to avoid being made to go to the eval, and thinks he can fly under the radar while staying in SLC.

On another note, one of the funniest things about his latest lolsuit is the fact that it directly conflicts and contradicts his current pending lolsuit against Tay-Tay. At the same time he's claiming Null is 100% responsible for all the "trolls" documenting his public posts showing his insanity totes harassing him/defaming him/ruining his life/making him lose jobs and apartments/causing his head to tighten/making him suicidal/etc. and therefore Null owes him millions of dollars, he's trying to sue Taylor Swift in a different jurisdiction where he claims she is 100% responsible for all those exact same things and therefore she owes him millions of dollars!

Can't have it both ways, Russhole! I'm pretty sure you can't simultaneously sue two different people claiming they are both completely responsible for the same harm you're alleging. It's like trying to accuse two different people of murdering someone the exact same time in the exact same way while also claiming they both did the murder alone without help. If he ever manages to serve Taylor Swift (which is unlikely), all her lawyers will have to do is point out how he's trying to extort money out of Null for all the exact same things he's suing Tay-Tay over to get his case thrown out.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Hell, he's still trying to re-litigate his electronic harassment charge in a totally unrelated civil lawsuit against Null, insisting he was totally innocent despite admitting he contacted Erika after she told him to stop and despite pleading guilty to the charge.

That's what he doesn't get. It doesn't matter what his intentions were, or anything else, she told him to stop, and he didn't. He was told to plead guilty because he was guilty. Had it gone to trial, he probably would have gotten jail time.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

I don't understand why a 30 year-old man would make it his life's mission to impress a teen-idol. But if I were to try to impress Taylor Swift, I wouldn't write her a song or try suing her; I would maybe try to start by starting a band, and maybe in 5 years get national radio-play, then nominated for a Grammy.

Even then, you're not going to "impress" her. Maybe she'll recognize you or appreciate you as an artist. But that's not guaranteed, and not worth the effort if that's your end game.

I never really understood how people gush over celebrities. I've met Anne Hathaway and I didn't give a shit. I was like, " oh, I've seen a few of your movies, cool. You're a lot shorter than I imagined, it was nice to meet you." There are more interesting people who aren't famous that I'd rather spend time with. Celebrities live in such a different world than us, that there's little to nothing you can relate to with a majority of them.

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

I hope null has sold $5 million in t-shirts because that civil complaint looks air tight.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

That quote gets even better when you make a point of reading it in peter graves voice

This is a legit reason to invent time travel. Either him or Robert Stack...

 

[DrJonesHat]

Celebrities live in such a different world than us, that there's little to nothing you can relate to with a majority of them.

That's another thing Russ doesn't grasp. He thought if he sued Taylor, she'd have to told about it, when in reality she has legions of people who handle morons like him so she's not bothered. He thought he could reach Katy Perry through the company that makes her label. He doesn't understand there are many layers of minions between the public and celebrities. You're not gonna talk to them unless you can do something they need/have something they want. I doubt she's ever heard him mentioned by name if he was mentioned at all in her briefings. It was probably "some idiot in Utah is suing you. We'll take care of it, moving on..." I've only met a celebrity once, and it was entirely mundane. Russ seems to think meeting AG would change his life, and when it didn't he made an ass out of himself in court much to our amusement.

 

[Cranky Hermit]

I don't understand why a 30 year-old man would make it his life's mission to impress a teen-idol. But if I were to try to impress Taylor Swift, I wouldn't write her a song or try suing her; I would maybe try to start by starting a band, and maybe in 5 years get national radio-play, then nominated for a Grammy.

Even then, you're not going to "impress" her. Maybe she'll recognize you or appreciate you as an artist. But that's not guaranteed, and not worth the effort if that's your end game.

I never really understood how people gush over celebrities. I've met Anne Hathaway and I didn't give a shit. I was like, " oh, I've seen a few of your movies, cool. You're a lot shorter than I imagined, it was nice to meet you." There are more interesting people who aren't famous that I'd rather spend time with. Celebrities live in such a different world than us, that there's little to nothing you can relate to with a majority of them.

When I lived in California I worked in a coffee shop and I served coffee to both John Cleese and Henry Winkler. All I remember is that Winkler was very polite and friendly, while Cleese wouldn't give anyone else the time of day... because he seemed to be upset about something and was busy talking to a friend. In others words, at the end of the day they were human and pretty much like any of the hundreds of other customers I had to deal with.

The thing is, I met and worked with people who thought like Greer. People that thought befriending/working for/getting pregnant by a celebrity was the key to an easy, luxurious life. Much like Russ, they got really salty when people tried to tell them "You're not Cinderella, you're just the person who handed them a latte." They also couldn't seem to grasp that celebrities have personal lives and shockingly enough just want to be left alone sometimes.

 

[The Un-Clit]

I showed him. His response:

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Please PLEASE tell me he's gonna get with Null to defend this, perhaps with an agreement that Rackets can use anything and everything related to this lolsuit in streams in perpetuity. C'mon GodBear, be a mench! Harden the heart of Nick Rekieta and let the lols rain down upon the trauma-lumped head of our Magical Star Buddy, Rapey Russ Greer!!

As for his Star Stalker crush, well here is a comparison that just came to mind: I once shook hands with and exchanged brief pleasantries with Jean Chretien when he was the Prime Minister of Canada. I thought it was pretty fucking cool, could feel the charisma that allowed him to become the leader of a G8 nation, and have pleasant memories of it.

At no time did I feel that I should attempt to woo him with my wooing words and flatter him with a song, with the intent of getting him to assign me to an empty chair in the House next opening, and more importantly get him to push through my re-design and manufacture of the moribund Avro Arrow project to build the most awesome 5th generation interceptor/tactical dogfighter in the world today and the only aircraft capable of protecting Canada's vast arctic sovereignty in the modern world from the Americans, Russians and Scandanaivians who seem to think they can pass through our lands without so much as a courtesy call! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whereas Ratmouth actually SENT a copy of his bonkers crazy book to President Trump and not only expected Orange Man to receive it, but to READ it, and then invite Shitlips to the White House to discuss its implications and how it should change Drumpfs domestic policy towards bullying, rights for the disabled regarding the ability for women to say 'no' to a disabled man who wants her to suck him his penis, and above all grant him a monopoly franchise on all brothels in the newly legislated prohibition-free state of Utah.

Seriously, he believed this.

This boy ain't right. It's going to take a complete and humiliating crushing defeat at the hands of a jury of his peers to get through the tightened head of one Russell Greer. And even then it might not be enough.

 

[Viridian]

Please PLEASE tell me he's gonna get with Null to defend this, perhaps with an agreement that Rackets can use anything and everything related to this lolsuit in streams in perpetuity. C'mon GodBear, be a mench! Harden the heart of Nick Rekieta and let the lols rain down upon the lumpy head of our Magical Star Buddy, Rapey Russ Greer!!

At the very least I look forward to seeing Rackets dissect Russhole's latest lolsuit on his show, because how could he not? He has to address being called a "random YouTube show" by our Magical Star Buddy, after all.

 

[Rafal Gan Ganowicz]

That's another thing Russ doesn't grasp. He thought if he sued Taylor, she'd have to told about it, when in reality she has legions of people who handle morons like him so she's not bothered. He thought he could reach Katy Perry through the company that makes her label. He doesn't understand there are many layers of minions between the public and celebrities. You're not gonna talk to them unless you can do something they need/have something they want. I doubt she's ever heard him mentioned by name if he was mentioned at all in her briefings. It was probably "some idiot in Utah is suing you. We'll take care of it, moving on..." I've only met a celebrity once, and it was entirely mundane. Russ seems to think meeting AG would change his life, and when it didn't he made an ass out of himself in court much to our amusement.

I met Julius Irving and Isaiah Thomas coming out of a whorehouse in a Canadian bordertown once. They were very nice.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

When I lived in California I worked in a coffee shop and I served coffee to both John Cleese and Henry Winkler. All I remember is that Winkler was very polite and friendly, while Cleese wouldn't give anyone else the time of day... because he seemed to be upset about something and was busy talking to a friend. In others words, at the end of the day they were human and pretty much like any of the hundreds of other customers I had to deal with.

The thing is, I met and worked with people who thought like Greer. People that thought befriending/working for/getting pregnant by a celebrity was the key to an easy, luxurious life. Much like Russ, they got really salty when people tried to tell them "You're not Cinderella, you're just the person who handed them a latte." They also couldn't seem to grasp that celebrities have personal lives and shockingly enough just want to be left alone sometimes.

I worked at a non-profit art house theater where celebrities would do q&a's at all the time. We even owned a house to home "artists-in-residence", where i once went to a party hosted by Bong-Joon-ho (Parasite). A big part of the job was to remain professional and not to draw unwanted attention towards whichever celebrity comes in as a guest speaker, or patron.

The worst people I've had the displeasure of meeting were the Clintons and Oscar Issac. Jason Segel and Jonathan Demi were chill as fuck.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

I just read through the entire thing. This might have surpassed Maddox for worst complaint filing of all time.

 

[Cranky Hermit]

Here we all are casually discussing encounters with celebrities like it's no big deal (because it isn't) while Butternut has only ever had contact from their lawyers on the other side of a courtroom. Or the one time he literally paid thousands of dollars to take a picture with Arianna Grande and creeped her the fuck out. Not to mention that most of us were either just out in public or doing our jobs while he was grandstanding in a cheap, ill fitting, foul smelling suit. I think I just heard a mushmouthed scream of rage coming from the direction of Utah.

 

[AnOminous]

I worked at a non-profit art house theater where celebrities would do q&a's at all the time. We even owned a house to home "artists-in-residence", where i once went to a party hosted by Bong-Joon-ho (Parasite).

I once ran into Dom DeLuise on Broadway. By which I mean the fat son of a bitch nearly knocked me over.

 

[RussianParasite]

I pray to the gods of politics that Russ gets the idea to run for some sort of house/senate seat on the "make prostitution legal" platform. That'd definitely impress Taylor Swift.

 

[Optimus Prime]

I shook hands with Neil Armstrong maybe a decade ago, makes a good story but my life certainly hasn't magically improved ever since as a direct result of that meeting.

 

[Snusmumriken]

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No spoilers in the thread plz
(seriously though this is incredible)

 

[Free the Pedos]

I’m actually enjoying these celebrity sightings so here’s mine: I saw Seth Green on an NYC subway platform. I recognized him but was amazed by how tiny he was, so much so that I stared at him until he gave me a pissy look. (I deserved it.)

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

Plight Stalker

 

[StinkySnack]

Nobody cares what celebrities any of you have run into.

Is this gonna be a redux of “my favorite foods”?