🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Despite mundanematt redeem himself by coming back to Ralph to bite him in the ass, or in this case, gunt, I'm still not gonna forgive him for being a mass flagging pussy.

But everything he said in that one video talking shit, there are somethings wrong, but everything about as it is about Ralph is spot on.

I'll give Matt this, at least he isn't a complete felon and has an interesting redemption arch.

Jack Awful said:
This, and Gator is a loser that lives with his parents well into his 30s and bags groceries for minimum wage. Without pretending he's a bigshot on The Ralph Retort he has nothing.
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I'm looking forward for faith's father pulling a Gary Plauche and shot him in the gunt.

This degenerate single handedly pretty much destroyed faith's family.
 
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Shannon is just a pathetic husk of what used to once be a human being. He has chained himself to Ralph's ever growing gunt and he refuses to take all the opportunities he has. Some people point out that he is afraid, i think that certain is a factor but not the full picture. What Shannon or whatever his name is lacks is a personality. I have observed that people like him with low self esteem and sense of identity tend to make their identity to what they are engaged in, an achievement or their work. Its a mechanism that slowly builds their worth and gives em a personality once they get really good at it. Their sense of self worth and self respect grows as do their social skills through that or they go down in the slums when they are not talented and just cant pull through in what they committed. In Gator's case things are grim because what he chose to attach his identity to is the dying livestream of a gunted alcoholic with borderline criminal behavior. Our life is our choices and the consequences that come from them, when we dont make the choices, the choices make themselves and default without our input, we live in a never ending cycle of action and reaction, choice and consequence, and in Gator's case he chose poorly.
 
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GrandmotherDeathsed said:
Despite mundanematt redeem himself by coming back to Ralph to bite him in the ass, or in this case, gunt, I'm still not gonna forgive him for being a mass flagging pussy.

But everything he said in that one video talking shit, there are somethings wrong, but everything about as it is about Ralph is spot on.

I'll give Matt this, at least he isn't a complete felon and has an interesting redemption arch.
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I mean you dont really have to forgive him, i dont think he asked or cares at this point for anyones forgiveness. More importantly though noone should forgive Gunty because he built his whole career on Mundane Matt flagged people boohoo or Kraut gay ops and doxing and of course when its other people than him he criticizes them and tries to make money of em. With his actions Gunty proved that he is 10 times worse than anything all these lolcows ever did, because its rules for thee but not for me. He said it himself admitedly so, he doxes flags and tries to get people deplatformed and fired from their jobs while at the same time he cries his asshole out about those same things and its what he built his career on. I believe whether anyone forgives these people or not is irrelevant, Gunty is so bottom of the barrel that they have every right to run as many laps around him as they can and that it should be encouraged. Obviously it doesnt make their wrongdoings any better and they are faggots if they do faggot shit but alas even if they did they would still be at a higher ground than Gunty.
 
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All becomes gunt said:
I mean you dont really have to forgive him, i dont think he asked or cares at this point for anyones forgiveness. More importantly though noone should forgive Gunty because he built his whole career on Mundane Matt flagged people boohoo or Kraut gay ops and doxing and of course when its other people than him he criticizes them and tries to make money of em. With his actions Gunty proved that he is 10 times worse than anything all these lolcows ever did, because its rules for thee but not for me. He said it himself admitedly so, he doxes flags and tries to get people deplatformed and fired from their jobs while at the same time he cries his asshole out about those same things and its what he built his career on. I believe whether anyone forgives these people or not is irrelevant, Gunty is so bottom of the barrel that they have every right to run as many laps around him as they can and that it should be encouraged. Obviously it doesnt make their wrongdoings any better and they are faggots if they do faggot shit but alas even if they did they would still be at a higher ground than Gunty.
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A newborn has the higher ground than Gunt.
 
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Boyfriend Coefficient said:
About 14 or so hours and I didn't post it anywhere and it only got 9 views so I assume the guntguard were out in force trying to take down all the mirrors they could. I even added a transformative cartoon gator with a broom to show the gunt guard i was a friend.
EDIT to add quick recreation of what Shanny the Janny was doing last night
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Why didn't they go after the main video, this is so weird. Here's some potential reasons:
  • They are flagging the mirrors because they want the main video to get more views
  • YouTube is being a fag removing them
  • YouTube has a system in place that doesn't let videos with large amounts of traction and positive feedback get flagged down very easily
  • Shanny the janny at his shift
#1 is a ridiculous and retarded scenario. 2, 3 and 4 are a possibility. I'm sure we can agree it's 3 and 4.
 
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Gator is in his 30s, I thought he was in his early 20s?

You're fucking kidding me right?
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Mid 30s to be exact
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Every time I'm reminded of this it's like I learn it for the new time. Gator's place in life right now is where I'd expect someone as old as Faith to be. Small grocery store job, going to college, argues on the internet like a dipshit. Despite his age he somehow managed to get groomed by Jim too.

Fucking unreal.
 
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All becomes gunt said:
Mid 30s to be exact
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WAIT WH-

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Every time I'm reminded of this it's like I learn it for the new time. Gator's place in life right now is where I'd expect someone as old as Faith to be. Small grocery store job, going to college, argues on the internet like a dipshit. Despite his age he somehow managed to get groomed by Jim too.

Fucking unreal.
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Jim groom me here
 
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Freedom Fries said:
This is like when Robert Jordan died before he finished the WoT series, but Bandon Sanderson stepped in and there was actually an improvement in quality (at least for the first volume of the three)

It lampoons Gym and Ralph. Love it
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Off-topic, but who among the cow-watchers is most likely to actually be Jim’s successor? The thing with Sanderson is that he was already established by the time he was tapped to finish WoT; and in the time since has established himself as a prolific writer with greater range than Jordan who has no problems putting out content on a consistent schedule.
 
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Mid 30s to be exact
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Christ alive that is depressing - imagine being the same age as Ralph and thinking Ralph is hot shit. Maybe, just maybe I would understand why some friendless autistic sperg from the internet would look up to him - but MID THIRTIES?

Gator needs to get off the internet, get a shave, a bath and a haircut and move on. Ralph is holding him back, as he has held back literally anyone who he has ever associated with.
 
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Shannon is just a pathetic husk of what used to once be a human being. He has chained himself to Ralph's ever growing gunt and he refuses to take all the opportunities he has. Some people point out that he is afraid, i think that certain is a factor but not the full picture. What Shannon or whatever his name is lacks is a personality. I have observed that people like him with low self esteem and sense of identity tend to make their identity to what they are engaged in, an achievement or their work. Its a mechanism that slowly builds their worth and gives em a personality once they get really good at it. Their sense of self worth and self respect grows as do their social skills through that or they go down in the slums when they are not talented and just cant pull through in what they committed. In Gator's case things are grim because what he chose to attach his identity to is the dying livestream of a gunted alcoholic with borderline criminal behavior. Our life is our choices and the consequences that come from them, when we dont make the choices, the choices make themselves and default without our input, we live in a never ending cycle of action and reaction, choice and consequence, and in Gator's case he chose poorly.
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Based CRP came back from the dead to roast Gaydur, yeaaaah!
 
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