US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Status
Not open for further replies.
Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
Has a lid been called today? 3 business days in a row would be a record.

Yep.

Screen Shot 2020-09-28 at 11.17.48 AM.png
 
EisLvmDXsAEaoZj.jpg


You know, if you actually started to crunch the numbers for how often Biden calls a lid and just takes the day off, I'm willing to bet that you'd see he works, on average, less than people who put in a 40-hour work-week, and he's campaigning for the busiest, most-stressful job in the entire country. I'm kind of tempted to sit down and do the math because I'm positive that he'd only be putting in maybe 20-30 hours a week.
 
God, I hope Trump's taxes are the lynchpin for Biden on the debate. I hope they are that stupid. Trump had already faced using the tax laws to ease his burden in 2016. Only Commies are going to be upset at Trump for not paying more than he had to.

And it's so easy to turn it right around. "Yes I've paid a minimal amount of taxes since after Congress caused the 2008 hosting crisis, I lost a lot of money. If the laws that allow me to write off the huge losses, losses that Americans suffered from until I was elected to repair the economy, losses that you as a senator failed to prevent, are so terrible... why did you vote for them?

We know there is nothing in Trump's taxes. Nothing illegal. Obama weaponized the IRS. If there was anything illegal, it would have been out in 2016. I'm sure there is embarrassing stuff (less rich than he claims to be, etc) in there that has been leaked out to the Democrats, which is why they fight for them, but there is nothing illegal.

Drug test is a great distraction. I have started that it's an impossible bridge for Biden to cross. Even if he didn't have a stimulant in him, I'd bet money he would test positive for hydroxy chloroquine. I wonder what is a distraction against?

My hope? Last minute, for security reasons, the secret service is going to jam wireless signals. It's ok though, they are prepared with wired microphones. Does Biden's "hearing aid" have a quarter inch audio jack? Oh well, we'll make sure to speak up for him.
 
View attachment 1627179

You know, if you actually started to crunch the numbers for how often Biden calls a lid and just takes the day off, I'm willing to bet that you'd see he works, on average, less than people who put in a 40-hour work-week, and he's campaigning for the busiest, most-stressful job in the entire country. I'm kind of tempted to sit down and do the math because I'm positive that he'd only be putting in maybe 20-30 hours a week.

I think this calendar understates it.

I absolutely believed he called "lids" Friday and yesterday. I think Joe has been "prepping for the debate" since Wednesday afternoon. I don't think Biden has stepped outside in any meaningful way since the Breonna Taylor verdict. Yes he went to RBG's service on Friday and has done a couple at-home interviews, but I don't count those.

I predict Biden won't do anything tomorrow before the debate.

Edit: I guess he gave a speech in Wilmington yesterday? I thought that was earlier in the week. Still, the man won't leave Delaware so I'm skeptical to even count it.
 
God, I hope Trump's taxes are the lynchpin for Biden on the debate. I hope they are that stupid. Trump had already faced using the tax laws to ease his burden in 2016. Only Commies are going to be upset at Trump for not paying more than he had to.

And it's so easy to turn it right around. "Yes I've paid a minimal amount of taxes since after Congress caused the 2008 hosting crisis, I lost a lot of money. If the laws that allow me to write off the huge losses, losses that Americans suffered from until I was elected to repair the economy, losses that you as a senator failed to prevent, are so terrible... why did you vote for them?

We know there is nothing in Trump's taxes. Nothing illegal. Obama weaponized the IRS. If there was anything illegal, it would have been out in 2016. I'm sure there is embarrassing stuff (less rich than he claims to be, etc) in there that has been leaked out to the Democrats, which is why they fight for them, but there is nothing illegal.

Drug test is a great distraction. I have started that it's an impossible bridge for Biden to cross. Even if he didn't have a stimulant in him, I'd bet money he would test positive for hydroxy chloroquine. I wonder what is a distraction against?

My hope? Last minute, for security reasons, the secret service is going to jam wireless signals. It's ok though, they are prepared with wired microphones. Does Biden's "hearing aid" have a quarter inch audio jack? Oh well, we'll make sure to speak up for him.
I'm expecting questions related to voting rights, gun rights, covid deaths, and health care as attacks on Trump. Bonus topics will include abortion and taxes but I'm sure even the dems know those arent effective vectors.
 
I'm expecting questions related to voting rights, gun rights, covid deaths, and health care as attacks on Trump. Bonus topics will include abortion and taxes but I'm sure even the dems know those arent effective vectors.

Gun grabbing is off the table this election. The riots have created millions of new gun owners on both sides. Biden may be hiding the the basement, but Francis "Yes I'm coming for your AR-15" O'Rourke is buried even fucking deeper.
 
Gun grabbing is off the table this election. The riots have created millions of new gun owners on both sides. Biden may be hiding the the basement, but Francis "Yes I'm coming for your AR-15" O'Rourke is buried even fucking deeper.
Beta O'Dork is slated to be Biden's gun policy czar. And Kamala said she would issue an executive order if there wasn't new gun policy enacted within 100 days of her taking office.

All those new gun owners are gonna emerge from the woodwork and start playing the "I support 2A but..." card. It has most likely made more hypocritical fudds than neophyte /k/ommandoes.
 
Beta O'Dork is slated to be Biden's gun policy czar. And Kamala said she would issue an executive order if there wasn't new gun policy enacted within 100 days of her taking office.

All those new gun owners are gonna emerge from the woodwork and start playing the "I support 2A but..." card. It has most likely made more hypocritical fudds than neophyte /k/ommandoes.
You don't hunt with an AR-15! Except for everyone who does.
 
If they did, who would bother going there. And google would bury the website as well. Conservapedia is an excellent example of how shit right wingers are.
Conservapedia isn't some grand project of the Right Wing. It's Andrew Wakefield's blog where he posts his bizarre theories about relativity and dinosaurs. When it was really flourishing, many of the contributors and mods/admins were trolls. I think the rest were online high school students who had to post there and agree with him for credit. A fact-checking website with paid, professional writers and oversight from an established conservative organization would be a different creature.
 
Beta O'Dork is slated to be Biden's gun policy czar. And Kamala said she would issue an executive order if there wasn't new gun policy enacted within 100 days of her taking office.

All those new gun owners are gonna emerge from the woodwork and start playing the "I support 2A but..." card. It has most likely made more hypocritical fudds than neophyte /k/ommandoes.

Biden was pushing Beta as his gun grabber in chief, but Beta has disappeared in the last few months as far as I can tell.

I hadn't seen that comment from Harris, which if true it's hilarious that she slipped up and dropped the veil on not being the actual presidential candidate.(unless you're talking about something she said last year when she was running for the nomination. That's a million years ago and a dozen 180 policy positions changes in terms of this campaign)
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back