Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Rustled Jimmies]

So what happens with this now? Is it that a judge reads it and decides that they have no jurisdiction and/or he hasn't served Josh and/or the 'Kiwifarms website'?

No, the judge reads it, laughs hysterically, berates Russell for not following the right process or stating claims properly (much like the Arianna Grande trial judge)
And then throws it out

 

[Russtard]

Well if there's one thing I learned, "ratmouth" triggers him almost as much as laugh emoji's, so I will be using that for him from now on.

I still cannot get over the fact that he cited the phantom giggler as an incident of harassment.

 

[Poop Shoot]

I still cannot get over the fact that he cited the phantom giggler as an incident of harassment.

It pleases me that an emoji keeps him awake at night.

 

[Rustled Jimmies]

It pleases me that an emoji keeps him awake at night.

He still holds a grudge at a kid who threw a pencil at his head in school.

 

[Heckler1]

If Russ ever has a single second of self awareness pierce the bulwark of pathetic narcissism he uses to avoid responsibility: the resulting levels of irony should kill him nearly instantly.

 

[Constellationzero]

What the fuck kind of signature is that?!?

I’m starting to think Greer is legitimately retarded. As in fitting under the medical definition of retarded, with a signature like that.

That's literally why I wondered if he's ever been administered a Weschler or a Vineland. I wondered after hearing the court tape where he says something totally stupid and incoherent. The judge explains why scenario A doesn't apply like he's fucking five. Butternut does the old NPC stare and just...repeats the exact same thing he just said.

And I'm sitting there asking my wife, What in tardation is this?

 

[WhaleOilBeefHooked]

What the fuck kind of signature is that?!?

I’m starting to think Greer is legitimately retarded. As in fitting under the medical definition of retarded, with a signature like that.

We've seen his hands before, his Mobius Syndrome apparently made his hands really small and uncoordinated. We've seen it in how he plays the piano.

Im pretty sure under Greer law if they say anything to him that could possibly be interpreted as wooing words they're contractually obligated to drop to their knees on the spot if he responds with wooing words or theyre liable for emotional damages. Not an expert in Greer law though so i could be wrong

That was effectively what his Farrah Abraham lawsuit was about, whoever was running her twitter account liked a tweet of his saying they should go on a date and he took that as a legally binding agreement that she had to go on a date with him and could not back out. He claimed in his lawsuit against her that he should be treated as an "eggshell skull plaintiff," and I'm pretty sure he thought that meant "you can't be mean to me because I will be hurt and you can't do that."

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

We've seen his hands before, his Mobius Syndrome apparently made his hands really small and uncoordinated. We've seen it in how he plays the piano.

That was effectively what his Farrah Abraham lawsuit was about, whoever was running her twitter account liked a tweet of his saying they should go on a date and he took that as a legally binding agreement that she had to go on a date with him and could not back out. He claimed in his lawsuit against her that he should be treated as an "eggshell skull plaintiff," and I'm pretty sure he thought that meant "you can't be mean to me because I will be hurt and you can't do that."

If you can link that lawsuit or upload the PDF, that would be great.

 

[AnOminous]

He claimed in his lawsuit against her that he should be treated as an "eggshell skull plaintiff," and I'm pretty sure he thought that meant "you can't be mean to me because I will be hurt and you can't do that."

Imagine claiming you're basically a mentally defective retard so nobody is allowed to treat you like a normal person. The "eggshell skull" plaintiff is especially harmed by something that is already illegal and harmful conduct, though, not someone so utterly weak that even ordinary, lawful behavior harms them. The special kind of retard Russ claims to be should instead stay out of society.

 

[ShortBusDriver]

That's literally why I wondered if he's ever been administered a Weschler or a Vineland. I wondered after hearing the court tape where he says something totally stupid and incoherent. The judge explains why scenario A doesn't apply like he's fucking five. Butternut does the old NPC stare and just...repeats the exact same thing he just said.

And I'm sitting there asking my wife, What in tardation is this?

There's a video from a local new station after one of his LOLsuits where he's in utter disbelief that his brilliant arguments didn't work.

I tried searching for it through the usual sources and couldn't find it but I did come across this gem with Taylor Swift at the #1 spot.

https://listverse.com/2019/09/19/celebrities-sued-by-fans/

When you’re a pretty girl and your face is plastered across magazines, billboards, and social media almost constantly, you tend to attract a lot of strange people. Most are harmless, simply adoring fans who vie for your attention with gifts, stunts, and social media campaigns. What do you do, however, when you manage to attract a stalker?

In 2015, Taylor Swift had to answer this exact question as a fan went rogue and attempted to drag her into court to get her attention. Russell Greer, a long time Swift fan, wrote a song over the course of two years titled “I Get You, Taylor Swift” and send it to her agents, attempting to have it passed on to Swift herself. The agents were not allowed to pass the song on because of copyright concerns, and sent back polite but firm rejection letters.

Instead of taking it on the chin, Greer began sending mail and gifts directly to Swift’s family, begging them to give her the song. When that failed, he tried a new tactic: suing her to the tune of 7 thousand dollars for both neglect of duty and emotional distress. At first, it was couched simply as an attempt to get her attention, but when the lawsuit was dismissed and Greer, through statements made in the motion, found that Swift’s family considered his efforts “troubling” and “invasive”, Greer became openly hostile, and sued her a second time, this time for 50 Million, in another attempt to force her to acknowledge him.[10]

Yikes! Let’s hope no other girls ever catch his eye quite like poor Taylor!

It's like some twisted monkey paw fame.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Nobody cares what celebrities any of you have run into.

Is this gonna be a redux of “my favorite foods”?

I once ran into Johnny Depp at a bar. He likes Coronas apparently.

 

[Kosher Salt]

@ShortBusDriver Nice, they actually called Russ a "stalker." He should sue them for defamation.

 

[LaLuna]

It was so frustrating to read that complaint. The lack of comprehension that he’s harassed so many people was infuriating. Like, Skordas has made Russell public enemy number one because of Russell harassed his daughter. My roommate was stalked by Russell so bad I paid off a homeless person in biscuits to make sure he would keep away. Like, just because you don’t have multiple criminal convictions doesn’t mean you have no victims in your wake. Like, fuck me.

Also, Clause 45 makes me wonder if Russell went to the authorities about my involvement with the Kiwis, because I am pretty sure I am the only use on here in the same jurisdiction as him that he knows. Granted, Russell doesn’t have much regard for jurisdiction principles. It might be Sharasha (spelling?). But I don’t think he knows their real name.

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

This is a legit reason to invent time travel. Either him or Robert Stack...

The unsolved mystery of "is the bitch fo' real!" 30 pages of nonsense that makes Maddox look like Perry fuckin' Mason.

 

[Fapcop]

Guys?

Isn’t Russell’s basic problem that he’s an incel.

But a really dumb incel, so instead of sitting and stewing in loathing like is the incel way, he runs out and starts lawsuits and shit.

Totally oblivious to the fact that he’s 3 out of 10 at best.


(I apologize in advance to all the incels who are reading this and are going: “WTF?!? Don’t compare us to that ratfaced cuck!”)

 

[TheRedChair]

This is why I have several attorneys. Civil, IP and Criminal on retainer and the reason why is the utter crap that people just do. But I do know that his thinking on how a copy write works is not quite correct. I don't understand where he is actually coming from but I believe that he thinks that he is not immune to what goes on social media and all that entails. Social Media is the Wild West and what is put out there never goes away.

Regardless, this is a mess.

 

[Andrew Neiman]

Since we're all sharing: I was once seated next to Geoffrey Rush at an opera. I was a little surprised, so I--

Nobody cares what celebrities any of you have run into.

Is this gonna be a redux of “my favorite foods”?

Okay, okay, fine.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

Guys?

Isn’t Russell’s basic problem that he’s an incel.

But a really dumb incel, so instead of sitting and stewing in loathing like is the incel way, he runs out and starts lawsuits and shit.

Totally oblivious to the fact that he’s 3 out of 10 at best.


(I apologize in advance to all the incels who are reading this and are going: “WTF?!? Don’t compare us to that ratfaced cuck!”)

Even incels reject Russ. Granted, it's because he hires prostitutes, which they refuse to do because they think they're somehow above that and shouldn't have to or something. Of course, it's this shitty narcissistic attitude that is the real reason women won't fuck them, so they really do have more in common with Russhole than they want to admit.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

You know, it’s kind of surprising that Rusty’s never attempted to sue a former employer for discrimination after he’s been shitcanned.

I’d assume, if Russell was a normal person, it’s because he knows that he has no case because he’s behaved like an absolute muppet.
However, it’s Rusty, and he hasn’t actually sued them because they’re not outright denying him puss, only the means to pay for said puss.

That’s all his lolsuit against Nool boils down to. He’ll never be able to date like a normal human being because all of his terrible actions are archived for the world to see. He thinks if he can get the farms taken down he can go back to venmo-ing Instagram models in peace.
It’s hilarious how transparent his actions are.

It's not just Kiwi Farms that archives it, though. He's been stalking women so much he's got an actual criminal record now, people can look that up and see how creepy he is. It'd be one thing if we were the only place talking shit about him, but it's a matter of public record that he's a creep. And he's even published a book and cannot shut up on social media about how proud he is to be a john, and doesn't see anything wrong with that or why women might be put off by it. If he's bothered about his reputation with women, we're the least of his problems.
Hell, if he turned his life around, got therapy (real therapy that makes him work hard, that isn't just talking to a yes-man) and started behaving like a decent person, we'd have nothing to mock about him. Several lolcows have redeemed themselves like that, and some people would probably even give him credit for it and praise him for sorting himself out. But I don't have any faith that he will. Maybe he'll prove me wrong, who knows, but until then we can have a good laugh at the gross creepy shit he does.

 

[Supreme Sundae]

I got all you fucks beat - I met Bobby Trendy in WeHo back in '04.

That some like Bobby can achieve a fraction of what Russell thinks he's owed just thrills me.