🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Here is a 'partial mirror' of Godwinson's stream. I'm preserving it, much as I would preserve a partial copy of a play by Euripedes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wr6MzVK2EAg
https://archive.vn/wip/NLfa7

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3
 
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Captain Manning said:
Is there a full guest list for this week released? I like to predict when he's gonna have somebody on that drops gamer words, and there has to be another disavow and sweep up.
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Tomorrow might be good. We have the Trump Biden debate which means it's a special occasion. Special occasions usually cause for a festive drink or twenty.

I won't hold it against you Ralph ;)
 
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I can't keep up with this, so...Imagine if you will:

You are a strong female police officer, on patrol.
Report comes in, drunken disorderly.
Show up.
It's a 5'-1" tall, 300 lb manlet.
You don't call for backup, it's not needed for someone this short.
AAAA WAAAZ IN GAYMER GATE BITCH
The tiny midget lunges/rolls forward, with little, soft hand-hooves raised to strike.
You step aside, the midget collapses under it's own weight into a garbage can full of discarded hamburgers.
You get out the child-size handcuffs.
The midget somehow manages to consume at least 3 trashburgers while cuffed, face down in the garbage.
The suspect begins to cry out for his daddy, Jim.
Another job well done, guntriarchy smashed!
 
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Ralph is holding him back, as he has held back literally anyone who he has ever associated with.
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Ralph himself never really mentally progressed past high school. But he's old enough to have learned a couple tricks that come with adulthood, so he has one up on anyone with arrested development such as gator, or actual teenagers like faith.

He's like the absolute worst internet version of the older guy in his 20s-30s that hangs out with, and gives drugs to high schoolers, along with his clique (e.g. Dax)
 
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I’ve changed my stance from “ralph should quit the booze and sort out his life and prepare to be a dad” to “embrace the wonderful, life giving alcohol, drink as much as you like gunt”.
This will A. give us maximum entertainment. B.Give faith the maximum chance of wiseing up and fleeing for her life. C. Give grounds that he never be allowed to be near that child without some kind of supervision, hopefully keeping him from passing on his trailer ( shack) trash legacy.
This is a win for all concerned( well except maybe his liver)With betrayal all around him, ( Nick poised to heel turn, then it will turn out that Jim did the voice work on the ballad vid) we should encourage him to go to his only true friend, Makers Mark.

Large as you like gunt, large as you like.
 
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Leedsotherkid said:
I’ve changed my stance from “ralph should quit the booze and sort out his life and prepare to be a dad” to “embrace the wonderful, life giving alcohol, drink as much as you like gunt”.
This will A. give us maximum entertainment. B.Give faith the maximum chance of wiseing up and fleeing for her life. C. Give grounds that he never be allowed to be near that child without some kind of supervision, hopefully keeping him from passing on his trailer ( shack) trash legacy.
This is a win for all concerned( well except maybe his liver)With betrayal all around him, ( Nick poised to heel turn, then it will turn out that Jim did the voice work on the ballad vid) we should encourage him to go to his only true friend, Makers Mark.

Large as you like gunt, large as you like.
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Just sitting back and seeing this one through to the very end was my stance too before the child came into the picture. Now that the child has been pretty much confirmed I've changed to guntposting and hoping Mr. and Mrs. Vickers get the baby. I have a pretty negative view towards abortion, but how Faith has also been abusing substances during the pregnancy there's a good chance that is the best end for that child, if miscarriage doesn't happen. Just imagine growing up with fetal alcohol syndrome with Ralph as your dad.
 
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BadTakeCrucifier said:
He's like the absolute worst internet version of the older guy in his 20s-30s that hangs out with, and gives drugs to high schoolers, along with his clique (e.g. Dax)
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What it looks like when you order it on the Internet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ABo4_Lhqpc


What you get in real life

[GuntSexTape.mp4]

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**** BEGIN TRANSMISSION ****
Attention all A-logs
Repeat, attention all A-logs.

Ralph is going live with Mark Collett in one hour.
Fire up clip channels, mobilize simp army, sign in to Dlive alts.

**** END TRANSMISSION ****
sorry if this is late
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Mark Collett seems like one of the people who could get away with doing an on-air intervention - telling Ralph to cut down on the booze and start exercising and eating right in preparation for being a father.

E.g. after the Pillstream he offered to do it.
 
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Made these. The final peaceful seppuku of the gunt.
 
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All becomes gunt said:
Mid 30s to be exact
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Do you remember where it came from?
Not that I'm doubting you but last I remember was when the whole "Shannon Gaines" thing came up it was believed that Gator was much younger than Ralph (mid twenties) and the Shannon profile that was found was of a very young kid, so it stuck as a joke.
I'm looking into the whole Shannon thing again so it might be helpful if you remember where you heard about his age.
 
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**** BEGIN TRANSMISSION ****
Attention all A-logs
Repeat, attention all A-logs.

Ralph is going live with Mark Collett in one hour.
Fire up clip channels, mobilize simp army, sign in to Dlive alts.

**** END TRANSMISSION ****
sorry if this is late
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I would like to remind the Sperg division of their special mission parameters. Opporation: Ralph has Fucking Meth Mouth begins today. Lets see those rotted chompers!
 
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Berb said:
For some reason I always assumed Gator was in his early 20s, like a lost 22-25yr old man. That's far more depressing knowing that his life is already basically over.
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Holy shit Shannon, what are you doing with your life? You're 35 years old and you don't have a family of your own, you work at Trader Joe's and you still live at home with your parents? Even Flim-Flamanco has a girlfriend and he's Faith's age. Jesus. This is truly sad. I kept rooting for this guy thinking he was maybe mid-20s and somehow got sucked into the gunt's orbit, Ralph picks up a lot of young people to do his dirty work along the way because they don't know any better.

But they're the same age. Wow.

This General Zod fellow sounds like a total ned, I don't know if I'm going to be able to listen to this.
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