🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Elric of Melnibone]

ethan will be forever hounded to post his reporting history on any guest appearance and thrown links of the vaush and ade open calls to deplatform

Speaking of which, has anyone condesed all of the evidence for ralphs past transgressions into a conveniant format? Would be nice to have a nice TL;DR version that could be shown to someone with zero knowlegeof the fat fuck to get them up to speed.

 

[Pixis]

I hope she stays. Imagine 5-7 years down the line if Ralph lives that long, Faith will 100% be cheating on Ralph and every time she goes to visit friends or family, Seethan Ralph is left sitting alone in his room knowing full well that she is being railed while shit talking him.

I have a sneaking suspicion that when Ralph finds out Faith is going to be out of commission (read: not able to have sex) for 4 to 6 weeks after having the baby, he's going to be lurking the internet for another insecure, broken, easily manipulated and impressed 18-19 year old side piece to cheat on faith with.

The foundation of their entire relationship is infidelity. That's never going to change and will be a recurring theme throughout the duration of the relationship. Once faith's twat is healed from shitting out the guntling, she too will be out on the prowl to find another rotten tooth, meth-head weirdo to fuck.

 

[MeltyTW]

Speaking of which, has anyone condesed all of the evidence for ralphs past transgressions into a conveniant format? Would be nice to have a nice TL;DR version that could be shown to someone with zero knowlegeof the fat fuck to get them up to speed.

problem with that is his tendency to be a flaggot and the fact a number of his exploits are on video

that reminds me, ive seen two gunt guard, dingo and some sped in chat today, claim that its "boy crying wolf" syndrome with ralph, they never ever point to any lie anyone has told about ralph, they shut up when faced with 100 percent undeniable proof of ralph doxing, targeting jobs, and threatening people openly. what are these mythical instances theyre talking about? even repugnant cows like zoe quinn have people lie about them but you dont need to lie about ralph at all hes that retarded

 

[#KillAllPedos]

Speaking of which, has anyone condesed all of the evidence for ralphs past transgressions into a conveniant format? Would be nice to have a nice TL;DR version that could be shown to someone with zero knowlegeof the fat fuck to get them up to speed.

It would be great if the first post in the thread had all of that.

 

[Delicious Diversity]

Ralph: Die slow a-lawgs!

Ralph's Liver: Pls stop killing me slowly!

Well as we all know Ralph's liver is his biggest a-log, and is the one that will eventually snap and kill him.

 

[Captain Manning]

ethan will be forever hounded to post his reporting history on any guest appearance and thrown links of the vaush and ade open calls to deplatform

I said it before. He's become Mundane Matt. It just hasn't dawned on him yet. Or maybe it has, but he's trying really hard not to admit it. The decline has already begun.

The only unanswered question is whether somebody is gonna have a show on the one year anniversary of the sex tape release. Matt, if he wants revenge, can turn the tables and call him to see if he wants to to come on Boulder Talk Radio to discuss that disaster. That's assuming Ralph isn't in prison by then.

And speaking of Matt, let me just say this metaphor he tweeted out is spot on. He's a boomer for making it, and I'm a boomer for knowing what it's from, but it's apt considering Ralph will literally be Married with Children. A miserable husk of a man. Maybe he can try his hand at selling shoes if DLive boots him.



While I'll never be buddy-buddy with any of these fucking people, I'm personally inclined to let Matt enjoy his victory laps without comment. The point is Ralph has to resort to bringing up shit that happened two years ago to seem funny.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

Anyway, something completely unrelated, but anyone know if she names Ralph in any way in her book?
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No idea, did a quick search, no info.
I did locate Reeethan's lukewarm takes on Zoe Quinn, that's about it. I have no plans at this time to read the Scam Override book.

https://theralphretort.com/tag/crash-override-network/

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I'm just going to call it now and say that Ralph will be nice and extra smug tonight, then take credit for the Boogie thing happening.

"ISH PARD UH KILLSTREAM HISTORY!"

 

[TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo]

I'm just going to call it now and say that Ralph will be nice and extra smug tonight, then take credit for the Boogie thing happening.

"ISH PARD UH KILLSTREAM HISTORY!"

"IT WAS ALL MAH IDEA TO HAVE FRANK GO TO BOOGIE'S HOUSE! I EVEN GAVE BOOGIE THE GUN! PLAY THE CLIP GATOR"

 

[MeltyTW]

And speaking of Matt, let me just say this metaphor he tweeted out is spot on. He's a boomer for making it, and I'm a boomer for knowing what it's from, but it's apt considering Ralph will literally be Married with Children. A miserable husk of a man. Maybe he can try his hand at selling shoes if DLive boots him.

married with children is great, ralph will never measure up to al bundy because the only football position he could play reasonably well is the pig skin

I'm just going to call it now and say that Ralph will be nice and extra smug tonight, then take credit for the Boogie thing happening.

"ISH PARD UH KILLSTREAM HISTORY!"

did he even get boogie on? seems like all he has is frank hassle? can someone not banned by the twitter cabal please for the love of god send frank that tape btw, and this tweet:

http://archive.vn/rLVqp

and his article on ade, hell probably only care about the tape

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Man, Ralph was actually a decent looking person right out of jail. Why did he let himself go so bad

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

Man, Ralph was actually a decent looking person right out of jail. Why did he let himself go so bad

Zero self respect.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Fuck, I missed the Collett stream. Though I think I can only do one Ralph stream a day & I can barely stomach that (literally & figuratively).

He asked her to be his date to the Maddox funeral and she didn't take him up on it.

Make of that what you will.

That's right, I remember now.

That's enough to convince me that he definitely was planning on fucking her, but her stupid womanly autonomy ruined everything & now he's bitter.

To add to that, Andy lost his shit at her because she wouldn't send him nudes. He publically flipped out at her multiple times when I'm pretty sure she's married.

The way Andy tells it, she was sliding into his DMs, which given how much girls like Faith are into him, I believed. I feel like I owe Tea Clips an apology, somehow.

That was when he was picking her up from the hospital/mental institution, they probably had her on antipsychotics or something similar. I would like to see a recent closeup of both of their eyes though, since there is no good reason why their pupils would be dilated/contracted at this point.

Antipsychotics shouldn't cause dilated pupils that severe unless they're giving you the hard stuff they pump into violent schizos, like Haldol. They probably gave her some basic bitch Ativan during her stay, but not enough for her eyes to look like that.

I'm just going to call it now and say that Ralph will be nice and extra smug tonight, then take credit for the Boogie thing happening.

"ISH PARD UH KILLSTREAM HISTORY!"

I'm sure he'll be extra-smug since he's likely buoyed by his Collett stream appearance (& also liquor), but what Boogie thing happened? I can't keep track with all of Boogie's waffling.

EDIT: oh

Please tell me it was Frank Hassle.

 

[TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo]

I'm sure he'll be extra-smug since he's likely buoyed by his Collett stream appearance (& also liquor), but what Boogie thing happened? I can't keep track with all of Boogie's waffling.

Frank Hassle went to Boogie's house to fuck with him and Boogie fired a warning shot at him.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

I said it before. He's become Mundane Matt. It just hasn't dawned on him yet. Or maybe it has, but he's trying really hard not to admit it. The decline has already begun.

The only unanswered question is whether somebody is gonna have a show on the one year anniversary of the sex tape release. Matt, if he wants revenge, can turn the tables and call him to see if he wants to to come on Boulder Talk Radio to discuss that disaster. That's assuming Ralph isn't in prison by then.

And speaking of Matt, let me just say this metaphor he tweeted out is spot on. He's a boomer for making it, and I'm a boomer for knowing what it's from, but it's apt considering Ralph will literally be Married with Children. A miserable husk of a man. Maybe he can try his hand at selling shoes if DLive boots him.

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While I'll never be buddy-buddy with any of these fucking people, I'm personally inclined to let Matt enjoy his victory laps without comment. The point is Ralph has to resort to bringing up shit that happened two years ago to seem funny.

It really makes me laugh because Matt at least took his humiliation and then used that to improve himself.

These cretins are incapable of doing this. Their meltdowns, if not for the fact they surround themselves with cronies who protect them undeservedly, were far worse than Matts. Andy abetted a felony assault, and almost a murder, he then ditched the friend gaylover of his in prison and probably has fucked the guys life over because Andy thought the fact, he showed up to a ring to laugh at a crippled Indian no-show meant he could try and menace some fucking juiced up dude bros twice his size. Now, Andy will argue he was never convicted - I don't care, we all saw him screaming "AIM AIM SHOOT SHOOT" at his friend Alex, and had he done so he could have killed people, ended Alex' life and his own, all because he was scared his shit talking would come back on him.

Ethan, well this entire thread is a testament to how much of a fucking loser that drunken ball of slime is.

Point is, who are these dregs of society to laugh at anyone? Andy and Ralph are literal punchlines at this point, they are parodies of themselves.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

Now I want to see Ralph get his own MC Jarbo. He's practically begging for it at this point.

MC Jarbo is already that for him. The last 2 songs he’s put out have been diss tracks about Ralph, and one done entirely with Gunt clips is almost certainly in the works.

 

[#KillAllPedos]

While I'll never be buddy-buddy with any of these fucking people, I'm personally inclined to let Matt enjoy his victory laps without comment. The point is Ralph has to resort to bringing up shit that happened two years ago to seem funny.

If Matt is smart, he’ll dip out on a high note and not overmilk Gunt’s failures. Definitely don’t try to parlay it into an IBS career.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Please tell me it was Frank Hassle.

Frank Hassle went to Boogie's house to fuck with him and Boogie fired a warning shot at him.

Nigga. . .

Holy fuck, that's so much better than what I was expecting, which was the usual will-he-won't-he flip-flopping on doing a Biggest Problem reboot or making another Killstream appearance.

 

[MeltyTW]

Holy shit do you think boogie will go on a rampage? Will he track down Frank and the gunt and cap their asses?

 

[Postal Pippa]

Are we just going to ignore the fact that Ethan is drinking out of a scented candle jar?

Bruh I said the same thing, sure as hell wasnt no mason jar or anything

Nigga. . .
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Holy fuck, that's so much better than what I was expecting, which was the usual will-he-won't-he flip-flopping on doing a Biggest Problem reboot or making another Killstream appearance.

At least Boogie can legally own a gun.