Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

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I think this may be in reference to Richard posting an email revealing he had 14TB in bandwidth this past month. Does Cloudflare even have a free plan for that level of traffic?

im not downloading anything. because i dont care. im just rooting against him because i dont like goons and i want them all to suffer.
Just make sure to only root against them; don’t toss any turds onto the canvas.
 
What is he on about?

Goons will make shit up like that to make it appear they aren't really browsing the forums or know what's going on at KF, AND to make us seem autistic so they can laugh at us. This is bait so someone calls them out and they say, "well, we don't even read that retarded website to begin with!" Goons basically are just artists are making shit up and using their lies to benefit their own reputation on the forums.

Goons do this obnoxiously stupid shit all the time and it's primarily directed at other goons to try to convince them they are "chillax." Being so retardedly insular they have this weird culture of pretending not to give a shit while very much giving a shit. It's painfully transparent on the outside but somehow they all keep falling for each others' garbage.

Lowtax is extremely thin-skinned and egotistical. He is no doubt lurking the forums very often. He does not do so logged in so people think he no longer cares about what goes on here--but this is from a guy that would hunt around other forums to see what people said about SA so he could ban any goons that criticized him or the site in general. Lowtax is super fucking looney and a lot of us knew it for years, I'm surprised it took this long for him to finally be considered a full-fledged lolcow by the internet.
 
wow look at "butter" dropping the lingo like a bigshot. you remind me of a guy know who knows all the lingo but doesnt actually know how to do SHIT. so you are now lumped in with his lazy ass. i hope your proud of yourself. you know im right. idiot.
 
wow look at "butter" dropping the lingo like a bigshot. you remind me of a guy know who knows all the lingo but doesnt actually know how to do SHIT. so you are now lumped in with his lazy ass. i hope your proud of yourself. you know im right. idiot.
I am not that deep in goon culture. Was that a reference or did I just sound like a dick? Because that wasn't my intention.
 
Something Awful’s staff deleted Richard’s announcement that the site would be sold by month-end.

How many times has this been rescheduled now?

The contract is written and Lowtax and I have agreed on terms. We are awaiting Lowtax's signature on the written contract, but the sale is proceeding. I have the credentials for Cloudflare, Steadfast (the hosting provider), and other associated services and am prepared to put them in my name. I will let everyone know as soon as we move forward.

Still 50/50 whether Lowtax goes through with it. "Waiting for his signature" lol okay Jeff good luck. Richard is likely going to milk a few more months out of this.
 
I can't decide whether I want Ambien Dad to have it or Jeffrey.

Jeffrey, I know you're reading this and it's been said a million times before but I bet when you buy the forum it's all gonna be cool and good and everyone will love you and not immediately accuse you of unforgivable crimes and force you to give it up for free like the pathetic faggot you are.
 
Kiwifarms swings back to "lol site transfer never gonna happen" chat, Jeffrey immediately updates saying "No this time it's happening, guys, for real!"

Hi Jeff!
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We are awaiting Lowtax's signature.

Just a reminder that this retard had like four months to set up a forum identical to SA on XenForo and migrate the users, but is choosing to give bags of money to Lowtax, the guy goons all purport to hate.
 
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