2020 U.S. Presidential Election - Took place November 3, 2020. Former U.S. Vice President Joe Biden assumed office January 20, 2021.

[tehpope]

Obama winning a 2nd term denied them a grief session, but could you imagine if in March 2021 Biden stepped down and in 2024 Kamala lost re-election? The Woke Scolds would NEVER shut the fuck up about it. It wouldn't matter Kamala's policy successes or failures or anything. Harris' failed election campaign would be used for DECADES to browbeat America (and the world really, don't think Australia or the UK or Canada won't escape the atonement lecture) that they're irredeemably racist for removing a black woman in her prime.

If 50 is prime, then I'm a fucking baby.

People are already wising up to the left's use of racism and sexism. And they're pretty sick and tired of it. I'm pretty sure if people were called those names, and worse, because Kamala lost, they'd tell them "What else is new. Get a life.".

 

[Hypnopedosnake2]

I really can't believe that the debates will happen tomorrow. I always thought that they will hide biden throughout October.

How is Biden realistically suppose to have a chance against Trump, who is traveling around the clock, and holds atleast 2 speeches a day?

 

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

Streak

"Streak" of what? Doing nothing whatsoever?

Of being smart enough to know that who the president is doesn't matter. It never has. It's just pageantry to make people think they're individual opinions and choices matter. Things will both change and eternally remain the same regardless of what one man, woman, or black person does under the title of United States President. The world will keep turning as both marvelously horrid and great things happen, there's no changing that.

 

[Iwasamwillbe]

Streak

Of being smart enough to know that who the president is doesn't matter. It never has. It's just pageantry to make people think they're individual opinions and choices matter. Things will both change and eternally remain the same regardless of what one man, woman, or black person does under the title of United States President. The world will keep turning as both marvelously horrid and great things happen, there's no changing that.

Well thank you for your TED Talk, then.

 

[StarkRavingMad]

I'll believe that the debates will happen once they're literally on the air.

They keep saying that the first debate is happening tomorrow ... But I still have my doubts, especially based on Biden putting a lid on his campaign almost every single day for the past week BEFORE NOON.

Wouldn't shock me if tomorrow morning started with an announcement that Biden has tested positive for COVID, and that it's all Trump's fault for not controlling the pandemic. Then, Biden will be all well and good on November 1st, with the media claiming that he's a young and spry fighter who powered through the coof and is totes healthy enough to become POTUS. The Dems and the media keep sinking to new lows, so at this point, I wouldn't be shocked in the slightest if this happened.

If the debate actually happens tomorrow, then I anticipate the debate being more Trump vs. Chris Wallace rather than Trump vs. Biden.

 

[Vaclav]

I'll believe that the debates will happen once they're literally on the air.

They keep saying that the first debate is happening tomorrow ... But I still have my doubts, especially based on Biden putting a lid on his campaign almost every single day for the past week BEFORE NOON.

Wouldn't shock me if tomorrow morning started with an announcement that Biden has tested positive for COVID, and that it's all Trump's fault for not controlling the pandemic. Then, Biden will be all well and good on November 1st, with the media claiming that he's a young and spry fighter who powered through the coof and is totes healthy enough to become POTUS. The Dems and the media keep sinking to new lows, so at this point, I wouldn't be shocked in the slightest if this happened.

If the debate actually happens tomorrow, then I anticipate the debate being more Trump vs. Chris Wallace rather than Trump vs. Biden.

Biden's in lid-mode so he can rest up for the debate. They're going to give him some super drug cocktail to stay functional and he has to stay drug-free for a few days so it can work right, and he'll spend the next few days recovering.

Even with a rest beforehand, the more they use drugs to push him beyond his baseline the greater the chance he suffers some kind of catastrophic failure. He was never very bright at his best and Trump is a master of finding an opponent's weakness.

 

[Crinoids]

Biden's in lid-mode so he can rest up for the debate. They're going to give him some super drug cocktail to stay functional and he has to stay drug-free for a few days so it can work right, and he'll spend the next few days recovering.

Even with a rest beforehand, the more they use drugs to push him beyond his baseline the greater the chance he suffers some kind of catastrophic failure. He was never very bright at his best and Trump is a master of finding an opponent's weakness.

I've heard an interesting sounding theory from multiple people that they are trying to control Biden's circadian rhythm, since dementia sufferers often are at their worst in the afternoon/evening which is referred to as "sundowning". They might be trying to calibrate his circadian rhythm to where the optimal point for coherence occurs during the debate.

It seems like it would be so much less trouble to not try and make someone with holes in their brain run for office in the first place.

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

I've heard an interesting sounding theory from multiple people that they are trying to control Biden's circadian rhythm, since dementia sufferers often are at their worst in the afternoon/evening which is referred to as "sundowning". They might be trying to calibrate his circadian rhythm to where the optimal point for coherence occurs during the debate.

It seems like it would be so much less trouble to not try and make someone with holes in their brain run for office in the first place.

I hope Biden rambles nonsensically again during a debate. That would be a hilariously glorious thing to see and live through, and watch the Democrats cry because they lost the presidency because instead of sending their best against their most hated enemy, they gave in to party power politics and put up a man that enough people owed favors to.

Watching Trump club him verbally will probably be too much for me to bear. I'll probably have to watch with a jizz rag so I don't make too much of a mess.

 

[Salubrious]

I need help because I'm not that imaginative.

What would be a "good excuse" for the debate to start on time, and then it get stopped like 30 minutes in if the Democrats realize Biden can't continue?

I think it's more likely Biden shows up and the debate magically doesn't go the full 90 than Biden not showing up at all.

 

[Reverend]

I need help because I'm not that imaginative.

What would be a "good excuse" for the debate to start on time, and then it get stopped like 30 minutes in if the Democrats realize Biden can't continue?

The only thing that will stop the debates will be:

1. physical ailment: stroke/heart attack
2. Presidential Danger: Some major attack on a US city which then would cause Trump to need to leave the stage for his own safety due to Secret Service.


2 is FAR more likely than 1.

 

[Harvey Danger]

I need help because I'm not that imaginative.

What would be a "good excuse" for the debate to start on time, and then it get stopped like 30 minutes in if the Democrats realize Biden can't continue?

I think it's more likely Biden shows up and the debate magically doesn't go the full 90 than Biden not showing up at all.

Bomb threat. Or a massive riot happening outside, with the streets being closed off so the Secret Service doesn't have a retreat path.

Say, I wonder if there's anyone hanging around causing that kind of violence right now? I wonder if they'd be agreeable to coordinating with a desperate Democratic Party for that sort of thing?

 

[tehpope]

I need help because I'm not that imaginative.

What would be a "good excuse" for the debate to start on time, and then it get stopped like 30 minutes in if the Democrats realize Biden can't continue?

I think it's more likely Biden shows up and the debate magically doesn't go the full 90 than Biden not showing up at all.

I don't think there is one. The only thing I can think of is that Trump shows up and the dnc implies that Biden dropped out and Harris is in his place. Then Trump gets mad and leaves. Biden comes in and they can say that Trump didn't want to do the debates. And just have the timeslot be a one on one with the moderator and Biden. Or just turn it into a virtual town hall.

I think this is way too out there to happen. But who knows. 2020 has been a year. But that would also assume the left are masterminds and are playing Xanatos Speed Chess or some shit. Which I don't fucking believe so, as the last 4 years have proven.

Most likely, they're doing what @GhostOfTheCrinoids said. Maybe pump him with a few drugs to keep him alert and feed lines to him through an ear piece. Basically hoping Biden doesn't go on a long tangent, say nigger or something else offensive, or his body doesn't give out.

Bomb threat. Or a massive riot happening outside, with the streets being closed off so the Secret Service doesn't have a retreat path.

Say, I wonder if there's anyone hanging around causing that kind of violence right now?

The only thing that will stop the debates will be:

1. physical ailment: stroke/heart attack
2. Presidential Danger: Some major attack on a US city which then would cause Trump to need to leave the stage for his own safety due to Secret Service.


2 is FAR more likely than 1.

Maybe. But there's only so many times you can do that before something begins to smell.

Having Biden fake a medical issue (like a heart attack, stroke, or passing out) would be the worst option to chose. It would show that he's not capable of being president. More so than his actions now do.

 

[CrippleThreat]

2. Presidential Danger: Some major attack on a US city which then would cause Trump to need to leave the stage for his own safety due to Secret Service.

2 is FAR more likely than 1.

Unless one of those "tourists" are packing heat, it's nothing to worry about. And given that time he left his press conference because of an emergency, he's the type of guy to return back into the ring.

 

[Polyboros2]

I know my crazy Kamala subs for Biden theory is looking worse and worse, but I'm holding to my convictions until the old geezer is on stage.

At this point I'll say it's going to be WWE style with Trump not know until she was on stage.

With Tupac.

 

[Harvey Danger]

Maybe. But there's only so many times you can do that before something begins to smell.

Having Biden fake a medical issue (like a heart attack, stroke, or passing out) would be the worst option to chose. It would show that he's not capable of being president. More so than his actions now do.

You don't need to do it multiple times. You do it the same way they're handling lids: only on the days Biden needs it.

My conspiracy-minded guess is that a massive riot-ready crowd shows up to all 3 debates. Someone with an earpiece and a lot of authority is inside the hall scrutinizing Biden's performance, and they only pull the trigger for the "early exit via violence" on the one day the drug cocktail isn't working. The "protests" are deeply coordinated and can turn into riots on a dime, as we've documented over in the riots thread. All you need is the cell number of the "captain" who coordinates the black bloc inside the crowd.

If they have to pull that twice, well, the game is up. But gambling for 0-1 out of 3 instead of 2 out of 3 is worth it, if you can pull it off. It's pretty good odds, if you have faith in your pharmacist.

 

[tehpope]

You don't need to do it multiple times. You do it the same way they're handling lids: only on the days Biden needs it.

My conspiracy-minded guess is that a massive riot-ready crowd shows up to all 3 debates. Someone with an earpiece and a lot of authority is inside the hall scrutinizing Biden's performance, and they only pull the trigger for the "early exit via violence" on the one day the drug cocktail isn't working. The "protests" are deeply coordinated and can turn into riots on a dime, as we've documented over in the riots thread. All you need is the cell number of the "captain" who coordinates the black bloc inside the crowd.

If they have to pull that twice, well, the game is up. But gambling for 0-1 out of 3 instead of 2 out of 3 is worth it, if you can pull it off. It's pretty good odds, if you have faith in your pharmacist.

And then for Debate #2 they pull the power. And then just let the third one go one unmolested.

And then the MSM laughs at Trump for bringing the military to debate 2 because he's weak and has to have a military escort everywhere he goes. like Hitler.

I expect whatever shit the DNC is gonna pull to blow up in their face. Either right away or down the line.

 

[MrJokerRager]

What are the odds that Biden will drop the gamer word at some point?

 

[XYZpdq]

What are the odds that Biden will drop the gamer word at some point?

I don't expect it, but if it is it's gonna something weird and old-timey instead of something more easily recognised.

 

[Polyboros2]

What are the odds that Biden will drop the gamer word at some point?

Unlikely, but if it happens, I'm going to start some training in higher gravity because reality had fully broken and anime being real is imminent.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

Ron Paul had a stroke on camera. If it could happen to him, it could happen to Biden.

Also re medicine cocktails, remember that even the Russian aristocrats who tried to kill Rasputin fucked up with their dosing of cyanide (it's hypothesized). There are a hundred ways it could all turn out horrible for Biden, but only one way it could go well—barring democrat bomb throwers or something.