Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

Sam Losco said:
Don't think it's legal to fire warning shots, but Frank is going to get himself arrested too for shit. That dude is more unhinged than Boogie.
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Yeah but Frank's looking at misdemeanor trespass whereas Boogie's looking at the kind of shit that gets your guns taken away. He's the bigger idiot, physically and metaphorically.
 
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The only time I saw this frank hassle guy before now was when he uploaded a video on twitter with sam hyde where he goes to a restaurant and screams at the top of his lungs "I HAVE TO TAKE A SHIT!!" and is told to leave,literally yelling pee pee poo poo and his autistic audience thinks its funny. I dont understand american humour where you go on public and harrass random people or act autistic as if there was a joke in that,it is extremly immature and exceptional. In another video I saw on his twitter he is harrassing a frail short man in his late 60s as if that was funny.

How can people on this thread think that an autistic,obese,neckbeard,NEET that harrasses people for shekels like an starved attention whore e-celeb is based? If he died society would be objectivly better. Someone needs to get shot so IRL tards stop doing these things just like that one time 3 guys that made a "prank" where they pretended to rob a museum got jail time.
 
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Toolbox said:
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No one dared to ask his business, no one dared to make a slip
The youtuber there among them had a big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hip
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To the town of Fayettville rode a stranger one fine day
Made a bunch of Youtube videos and he had a lot to say
No one cared to know his business, no one said that he was swell
What kept people away was his big fat gunty smell
Big fat gunty smell

It was the middle of the day when he drank his Mountain Dew
He found himself posing for yet another nude
"He's fat and gross" was typed into each internet chat log
"Plus I also heard that he likes to bite his dog"
Likes to bite his dog

In this town there lived a troll by the name of Frank
He did an interview with Keemstar but now it's locked up in a tank
No one knows what's in that interview except for those three
And if Boogie had his way, that's the way it would be
The way it would be

Now Frank started talkin' made it plain to folks around
He would show up to Boogie's house and expose him as a clown
He was there to troll a fat man for a day or maybe more
He said it didn't matter, it was one more for his score
One more for his score

Wasn't long before the story was relayed to Boogie
He wasn't very happy, there was hardly an ounce of glee
He'd gotten many threats before, it all came with the job
But never before had he been this close to an A-Log
Close to an A-Log

The morning passed so quickly when a car drove down his street
The time had finally come, it was time for them to meet
Frank walked up and started pounding on his door
Little did he know the surprise that was in store
Surprise that was in store

Boogie opened up the door and much to Frank's surprise
The cocking of a hammer threatened to spell the troll's demise
A shot rang out, the bullet fired, it tore into the sky
But Frank walked away and laughed, today he wouldn't die
Today he wouldn't die

It wasn't long before the story reached those near and far
It trended across headlines, the Internet was in awe
It even found its way to the Farms, where the Kiwis had sworn
2020 would be the year of great tributes to the corn

The corn
The corn
2020 would be the year of great tributes to the corn
Tributes to the corn
 
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Ad Lib Moaning said:
If it was a warning shot, I'm surprised there's no mention or anyone finding about the bullet that would had landed already. He shot in a neighborhood, that's a pretty high chance for a bullet to land on a poor guy or smack a hole in a house or something. It's heavily leaning to he shot at Frank, missed because he's fat, then "That's a warning shot, I didn't miss".
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Depending on the angle of the shot (I haven't seen any video of the event yet), if it was upwards into the air, it might not have had enough velocity to become anything other than a little rock falling from the sky. Enough to hurt when it falls on your bare head, but not enough to punch a hole in the roof. The myth of bullets being shot straight up into the air and coming down and killing people is, largely, just that. This is especially true regarding handgun ammunition, which already lose most of their fatal velocity after a few hundred meters anyways. Just because they're bullets doesn't mean their terminal velocity when shot at near-right angles is any more than anything else their size and weight.
 
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