Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

Based boogie almost killed a Kiwifarms user(I think?). He shouldve just shot the alawg and let it rip. Castle Doctrine that shit up. Did nothing wrong except shooting in the air instead of in between his eyes.

Also this should be a wary warning to you kf alawgs to not show up at a lolcows house.

Id blow you fuckers out the door without a second thought and with a smile
Acutely aware that you’d suck our dicks, no need to post about it.
 
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I like how this event is categorized as "Politics" on Twitter.

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It's politics in the truest, most realist sense. It's not about ideology, visions of the futures of anything retardly gay like that. It's not even about power.

It's about getting back at people for petty slights as hard as possible. A lot of politics makes sense when you think of it like that.
STAY BACK!

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as @Chainsaw Juggler said, the boogie2988 vs. frank hassle stream is where this arc began.

I wish I still had that Andy Warski Stay Back remix.
wait

is Boogie left handed? I just noticed he's holding the gun with his left hand
Maybe. He could also have no clue how to properly operate a firearms, which would also fit with with general inability to do anything useful ever.
 
I can’t wait for the new Netflix show “Boogie in the Big House”. I mean we always assumed we’d be talking eventually about Boogie’s death here on KF, but I don’t think “a hail of sperg on sperg gunfire” was ever on anybody’s top ten list of ways that the ol’ fat ass might leave us. So what are the betting odds from here? This is some bizarre Boogie Smolette stunt? Or does he an hero himself with cheese?
 
I'm not sure about the legalities state by state, but I was under the impression you're not allowed to do shit like fire warning shots all over the place, or point a gun at someone just as a threat. I think Warski might have some experience with that.
Warning shots are permitted in exactly zero jurisdictions. Castle doctrine protects you only if they cross a "private threshold." You cannot come outside of your home and fire a gun at someone. Some castle doctrine laws protect you in your vehicle and consider car doors "private thresholds" but that is neither here nor there.

Boogie doesn't understand gun laws in the slightest.
 
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