"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

[Happy Fish]

We don't need Jim anymore. When the cancer kills him, we'll just splice together new videos ourselves.

Deepfakes of Jim telling us to clean our penis won't really be the same though, nor is listening to things he already said rearranged.

 

[tantric_depressive]

You can tell it's not Jim because there's too much effort put into it. But I'll be honest: it had me fooled for the first twenty minutes until I started looking at some of the comments (I watched it on Tea Clips).

It sure beats Jim's latest Karenposting, I'll tell you that much.

Yeah, this was good stuff. I wonder if Memeology101 will get some ideas from this, and open another youtube sweatshop, this time focusing on pumping out daily Metokur news updates?

 

[Man Flavored Tofu]

Yeah, this was good stuff. I wonder if Memeology101 will get some ideas from this, and open another youtube sweatshop, this time focusing on pumping out daily Metokur news updates?

If it doesn't take less then 2 minutes to make a video Memology won't do it. Too much time editing would cut into his Twitter posting.

Deepfakes of Jim telling us to clean our penis won't really be the same though, nor is listening to things he already said rearranged.

I wonder if an AI system would have a hard time with Jim's shitty audio quality to actually reproduce his voice without generating random noise.

 

[tantric_depressive]

If it doesn't take less then 2 minutes to make a video Memology won't do it. Too much time editing would cut into his Twitter posting.



I wonder if an AI system would have a hard time with Jim's shitty audio quality to actually reproduce his voice without generating random noise.

I hope not. I already have my own Mr Metookur's Brother template set up, so I can roll a channel right out if a Metokur voice AI as good as Peterson's is released. I'm gonna start with a "My Bro's Greatest Hits Request[$20 ea] Stream", where Jim's most crowdpleasing moments can be freestyled live 4 the chat!

 

[Twinkletard]

I wonder if there's a way to replace Siri's voice on an iphone for Jim's.

 

[Bolo]

This was pretty impressive, and of course, there is little one can do to get around the fact that this whole thing was cobbled together by using previous audio, so you gonna notice right away words being spoken in diferent breaths and senteces being choppy.

But it is a almost hour long video, and after a while, I totally forgot this was a patch job and was into this being legit.

Great job all around.

 

[Grog]

Metokur will never die, before Jim dies from canceraids he will pass his identity to MC Jarbo and nobody will ever notice.

 

[tantric_depressive]

Metokur will never die, before Jim dies from canceraids he will pass his identity to MC Jarbo and nobody will ever notice.

My prediction is that, under orders previously given by Jeffrey Epstein, JF transfers Jim mind into an AI chip that's then implanted into Zoey Quinn, making him a tulpa, tranny, headmate, feminist, and furry all at once!

 

[Eris!]

I just want internet content that makes me laugh again

 

[byuu]

I just want internet content that makes me laugh again

It's okay to laugh at things without Daddy's Jim approval.

 

[Eris!]

It's okay to laugh at things without Daddy's Jim approval.

I don't care if Jim comes back specifically. I just want something funny to come back. Jim was funny.

 

[Abominacione]

Someone made a video on Ethan Ralph using audio clips from Jim. Wonder what Jim will think of it. I think it's really well made tbh.

jim's best video wasn't made by him.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

I realized something, whenever Jim wants to make an excuse for him not making videos within the time frame he self imposes to justify a pay piggy service he always blames "muh videocard".

I guess he got tired of getting called out for him having a video card dying every 3 months while keeping his patreon up and selling hats. Honestly, I know videocards fail and everything but it's statistically impossible for his videocard to die as frequently as he does. Six sigma production exists for a reason, to prevent failures that are this frequent.

So now he finally isn't gun shy about his mystery illness. Cancer. Why unveil it now after hiding it for so long? Well I guess when people tell you to get off your lazy ass and record a podcast on your phone to justify your grifting your phones video card dying doesn't have the same ring to it does it. Funny, when his Cancer was flairing up and it was all just a mystery illness he said he was going to shut down his patreon & disappear if it got worse since he wouldn't be making videos.

Now suddenly he feels a need to keep that subscribe star and merch store open while making the excuse of "muh cancer" right after using the trusty "muh vidya card" excuse for the 6th or 7th time.

not that it makes much of a difference. So how many of the f-slurs here protecting their e-dady are pay piggies? Remember to donate big because it trolls le troll daddy AMIRIGHT?

Metokur also stated he takes benedryl for his mystery illness. I'm no Oncologist but I am pretty sure that isn't a cancer treatment.
I don't give a shit if he has cancer or not. My guess is he actually has an autoimmune disorder (which possibly lead to cancer) and I don't know enough about medical crap to make speculation. But why flaunt the cancer diagnosis now, and on twitter of all places?

Spoiler: Don't read this Metokur Fan's it will upset you

Embarrassment.
Mr. 'I have no internet friends' was made a fool by trusting Daddy Dax, used "well anyone who trusts a payment processor with their real info and doesn't set up a shell corp for financial transaction is an idiot" logic when it became clear that Daddy Dax's "jokes" for his TOS and Data privacy aren't so funny in a court and "but it was supposed to be just a prank bro" isn't a legal defense. Also getting shut down for suspicion of money laundering is not a good look. Oh and also the sketchy Chinese bank.... but hey if you don't have a LLC to do financial transactions online it's your fault AMIRIGHT?
Oh sure, he'll joke about the simpspiracy "lol WINGZ AM I RIGHT BOYZ??" and of course the line that f-slur Leo dropped about "the 9/11 of the internet" and completely disregard that no one likes Leo. And of course his Reddit army of manchildren will parrot and autistically imitate what their e-daddy tells them cause he made some okay videos 5 years ago. It's almost as if Jim is defending his e-fwends, ya know the thing he said he never had. After all her never meets people IRL cause meetups are gay and the internet is for cool kids who troll and do cool kid shit....

Except when he met Jade, and Black Face Kermit, and Milo.
BTW you want the answer to what Jim's face looks like pay Milo to tell you since he is a grifting whore and snitches to the FBI.

His classic "don't tell me what to make a video about" line stopped working when people quit giving a shit if he made a video or not. Why? People were asking for his commentary to see if he would admit he was wrong, not wanting him to be their personal army. His e-fwends fear him turning on them and saying they are acting like f-slurs and Daddy is disappointed.
What did Jim do? He sat there like a good little f-slur and said nothing to offend his internet fwends other than laughing at the Ralph sex tape cause that was too big of a fuck up to ignore all while pretending to know absolutely nothing about what was going on, cause some glow in the dark pissing themselves is 100 times more entertaining. Good thing Jim didn't comment on the false flaggotry that took place and was admitted to by Ralph, cause then he'd have to admit he was wrong and could laugh at a sex tape instead.

I love how most of you f-slurs white knighting your e-daddy try and discredit what anyone would dare say about daddy jim with the "b-b-b-b-but daddy Jim said they weren't a cool person and were lame so I can't take what ever they say as credible because Daddy Jim won't let me." Christ so many of you fan boys are fucking Reddit tier sheep. You can like someones stuff and not hide your balls in their purse. You can like e-celebs and not worship them like a f-slur. It's like you beg to be part of a personal army to get the validation your parents never gave you. Thank you for shitting up 90% of this thread.

One day I pray we find the cure to defective videocards getting cancer.
#Tweet4Lymphoma

 

[Man Flavored Tofu]

I love how most of you f-slurs white knighting your e-daddy

At this point regurgitating the same argument that "Jim is a lazy nigger" is just as lame as a fanboy gushing that Jim should do an anime stream.

Whether you really love or hate the guy, sucking his dick is sucking his dick.

 

[Guntburglar]

So Jim fanfics now in video format
Oh boy

 

[NewFagWhore]

I'm honestly gonna miss Jim, as you can clearly deduce from my name I'm not really involved in any other kiwifarm related people, I've been following Jim since 2014 tho and I honestly see myself being an unironic faggot on some spectrum of the internet political autism if it wasnt for Jim and his eternal quest for the lulz (t. mundanefag).

All the people trying to make fun of us le heckin based #SweetySquad for worshiping potatonigger as our e-daddy can go suck Ralphs Gunt-cock.

 

[4str4staleatherbelt]

Jim was mentioned on a recent TDS episode. Enoch and Sven wished him well on his cancer and breifly discussed how much he fear-mongered about coronavirus, which he definitely did and only a fool would deny this.

Spoiler

https://therightstuffbiz.libsyn.com/tds645-omaha-stakeholders

 

[Don't Tread on Me]

jim's best video wasn't made by him.

Jade was the real best troll the whole time.

 

[Ethan Ralphs Micro Penis]

Jim was briefly discussed on a recent TDS episode. Enoch and Sven wished him well on his cancer and breifly discussed how much he fear-mongered about coronavirus, which he definitely did and only a fool would deny this.

Spoiler

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https://therightstuffbiz.libsyn.com/tds645-omaha-stakeholders

I have connections to Peru, and Peru's been fucked hard. They have public healthcare and private hospitals and neither can take anyone else in because they're overfilled so a lot of these people are left on their own to die.

Despite being the laughing stock, I think America has a tighter grip on Covid than other countries give America credit for. We have higher numbers because we aren't lying (as much). Americans are lucky they can act like it's no big deal while other countries are getting ready to go into more strict lockdown. Covid's far from over, we don't even have a vaccine, and any immunity you get from having it goes away as the virus becomes resistant to your antibodies.

But, this also came after months of America struggling without any international help. China was too busy lying about the status of Covid and sucking up the good will and selling out defective equipment to countries. Our media was busy propping up the boogeyman of sinophobia which didn't exist. Liberals were too busy telling us it's a nothing-burger.

They're saying Jim was overhyping how scary it was and acting like that's just Commie China propaganda, but Commie China were the ones saying Covid wasn't scary. After China's incompetencies lead to a virus infecting the world, I think the cuck thing is to act like it was actually nothing all along. It's nothing to you because you or someone you love didn't die from it.

 

[Man Flavored Tofu]

They're saying Jim was overhyping how scary it was and acting like that's just Commie China propaganda, but Commie China were the ones saying Covid wasn't scary.

It didn't surprise me that China got hit hard by the virus even if the mortality rate was only a little higher than the flu. Mainland Chinese don't have the best diet and suffer from a lot of side effects eating food low protein and high sodium and low in nutrients. A common issue with a lot of young people recently was kidney failure because they live off street food and roman noddles. Combined with overworking employees most aren't getting much rest or physical activity. Most Chinese are barely holding on day to day, and I noticed that mild illness had a much more severe impact on them. It doesn't help that they're told Western medicine is too powerful and will kill them. Instead, they get holistic shit pills they take by the bottle and they don't work.

The Health system in China is really bad. I had a family member suffering from mild seizures and memory loss. I got him all the way to a specialist in Beijing and they didn't even run any tests. Just gave him mystery pills. When I was traveling in Northern China my asthma started to act up, even though I thought I outgrew it, and the only treatment I got was some mystery iv drip that I had to do every day for a week. It burned like hell through my veins and it didn't cure asthma.

Very infectious lung disease is the worst-case scenario for China because of how cramped and unsanitary conditions are. The CCP not sharing any information and covering their ass made it worse. Around February and March China had either unleashed the black death or a very contagious flu. No one knew how things would go.

For some bizarre reason, every country on Earth imitated China's totalitarian system of shutting their countries down. I didn't know when banning all human activity for almost a year became an option for a viral infection, but here we are.