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harbinger said:
Poor guy is working himself to death. He should take some time off his hectic schedule and get some rest and relaxation. He’ll likely drop dead young from all the stress and strain he’s putting himself through. It reminds of this guy I know who had 2 heart attacks at Phil’s age because he was working 7 days a week and often 24-hour shifts.
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You know what they say about how Obama got like 20 years older during his 8 year term? Pfft, that's nothing. Phil got like 30 years older in the last five years. Streaming is the only actually stressful job.
 
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tzgnilki said:
really tyring to blame his "12hr marathon" for the ear infection

thats not how ear infections work phil
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The lie he wants to tell is that its the audience's fault that he has to play anything at all, but that lie won't bring in pity bucks from the paypigs.

His marks literally lack the self-awareness to puzzle out the implication though.
 
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DZoomer said:
You know what they say about how Obama got like 20 years older during his 8 year term? Pfft, that's nothing. Phil got like 30 years older in the last five years. Streaming is the only actually stressful job.
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That's why he's always telling us how "he was just a dumb kid back in the early days on Youtube" and no one believes him. He really was only 15 years old, he just looks like a 65 year old with the voice of a chain-smoking 80 year old grandma. Streaming's a dangerous job, man. So many have died in the line throughout Phil's career, he really must be tough to outlast them all.
 
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He's begging so hard today, constantly bringing up this $150 chargeback and how he is "in a hole" because of it. It's like an oldschool "slow stream".

Fun fact: in the past seven days, DSP received at least $3,000 in cash, not counting the tips he labeled as possible chargebacks himself. Even if he would have gotten a $150 chargeback every single day in the past seven days, that still would have left him with at least $2,000.

Let that sink in.
 
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Iamfrigide said:
Is it just me or is he pushing the pigs harder and harder lately, while doing progressively less himself? Not going to be shocked if we see a tip reading, "Here's my rent money, stick it to those fucking detractors!"
So much for the touch the hot stove method of learning.
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Have we hit the point yet where we he shakes the can until its full to end the prestream?

Actually holding gameplay ransom will be a thing at this rate.
 
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Iamfrigide said:
Is it just me or is he pushing the pigs harder and harder lately, while doing progressively less himself? Not going to be shocked if we see a tip reading, "Here's my rent money, stick it to those fucking detractors!"
So much for the touch the hot stove method of learning.
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He's just still too lazy and unimaginative to come up with something to replace the Vest Streak, which spoiled him rotten. So he just relies on the tried-and-true guilt-tripping, heartstring tugging, and drama stoking. Remember he truly believes that he deserves to double the Tips Goal just for showing up to his streams in the first place.
 
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Iamfrigide said:
Is it just me or is he pushing the pigs harder and harder lately, while doing progressively less himself? Not going to be shocked if we see a tip reading, "Here's my rent money, stick it to those fucking detractors!"
So much for the touch the hot stove method of learning.
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That’s what really separates DSP from other streamers. The more you contribute, the less you receive.
 
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Frogga said:
With how he gives long-winded answers to shoutouts to extend pre-stream length, it certainly feels that way.
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Certainly does. He fine crafted his streams to be dragged out extensively.

Repeat the same shit without a camera on, pre-stream nonsense yadda yadda you know the drill. Oh look a bathroom break. Now he has incorporated looking at his fucking phone in silence to verify chargebacks. It's just a pile of reasons one after another to not even play the videogame.

It's very obvious at this point that the videogame playing is just a front so he can sit there and be handed money. It was a slow process of things that lead us up to this point. It started way before the total bar he has up the top I'm sure but I can't pin point it because he drizzles this shit on until people get used to it.

It's all a big blur.
 
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harbinger said:
Poor guy is working himself to death. He should take some time off his hectic schedule and get some rest and relaxation. He’ll likely drop dead young from all the stress and strain he’s putting himself through. It reminds of this guy I know who had 2 heart attacks at Phil’s age because he was working 7 days a week and often 24-hour shifts.
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What kind of job does he have that requires 24 hours a day?
 
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