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No, wealthy grifters complaining about capitalism aren't like serfs complaining about feudalism. They're more like feudal lords complaining about feudalism while treating the serfs who work their land like shit.

Do you see the problem now?
As far as ideological consistency goes it's not crazy that a feudal lord could criticize feudalism, in the same way that Elon Musk is a socialist who evidently believes in using capitalism to achieve that goal (although I do find it strange that so many socialists opposed that). Socialists especially are infamous for believing that the ends justify the means.
 
The average socialist thinks Elon Musk is a slave driver who makes billions of dollars off of Tesla. "The stock value of Tesla went up! He Literally just made millions of dollars!"*
*not how it works at all

There's some criticisms to be made of Elon Musk, but most of the people who criticize him just hate billionaires which isn't the same as caring about workers... who are, of course, statistically, mostly white, working class males. If you ask the average socialist how they feel about those white males, not in the context of working for a billionaire, they have little sympathy for those patriarchal racist OPRESSORS.
 
Boggles my mind how people will refer to this comic as though it's sensible argument when the whole point is to be anti-boycotting. It's ridiculing people pointing out when you are hypocritically using a product that you're saying is bad when you could just buy something else.

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Anyway with the capitalism vs socialism vs whatever the fuck argument, it's not really being a huge hypocrite to make money and endorse socialism since it's not like you can go to the government shop and pick out a different model if you want one. With Shoe though it's not going to stop looking retarded that she's decrying a system like capitalism that grants her a NEET life getting money thrown at her to repeat leftist political memes.
 
I'm hoping Greg is able to lighten up a bit after dumping the basket case that is Shoe and loses some weight and gets a new woman that can talk about cryptids with him. Had to be depressing and annoying to deal with Shoe all the time given the state she's in.

Seeing what he dealt with is forcing me to have a soft spot for him.

Someone refer him to paranormaldate.com 😁
 
I always lol at people who unironically use this as a positive argument for ancom beliefs or for socialism. This whole comic is a bait and switch.

The fourth panel is just retarded, because it's trying to conflate living in modern times and owning an iPhone with literal feudalism. There were no millennials telling peasants suffering under monarchical feudalism to go fuck themselves, obviously. This isn't an argument, this is someone trying to paint reality as worse than it is because they actually have no arguments lmao. We don't live under feudalism, this is victim complex special-snowflake bullshit.

The first 2 panels are a strawman. Normally people say "You said that with a $900 iPhone?" in response to someone saying specifically "REE I WANT COMMUNISM NOW"...

But they step around that because obviously why attack that valid argument? Instead they tear down "How dare you think sweatshop workers be paid a living wage!" an argument literally no one has made ever because it's nonsense.

Third panel: The guy with the old-ass model T? lol wtf? Cars initially didn't have seatbelts because they were slow and barely faster than carriages, no one ever thought of them, and it has nothing to do with people "protesting" seatbelts in the early 1900s.
 
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i've begun to see the birth of a new type of woman. coloured hair/alt styled girls who see that the new counterculture is not being a leftist, so they're lib-center in their beliefs (econ right, soc left generally), and these people are being welcomed into the 'new right'. i think in a decade's time, the future will be early 2000s era punkish waifus with vaguely trad beliefs.
I've noticed the exact same thing. I think the death of social conservatism in the US has allowed for all sorts of political anomalies not previously thought possible. The aforementioned "right wing alt girls" tend to be people who are socially liberal in a broad sense, but they hate all the SJW nonsense on the left, but they aren't communists so they don't really fit in within the dirtbag left. When you really think about it, that fact that you can't be mildly edgy anymore without being accused of being right-wing by leftists has made this inevitable.
 
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I always lol at people who unironically use this as a positive argument for ancom beliefs or for socialism. This whole comic is a bait and switch.

The fourth panel is just retarded, because it's trying to conflate living in modern times and owning an iPhone with literal feudalism. There were no millennials telling peasants suffering under monarchical feudalism to go fuck themselves, obviously. This isn't an argument, this is someone trying to paint reality as worse than it is because they actually have no arguments lmao. We don't live under feudalism, this is victim complex special-snowflake bullshit.

The first 2 panels are a strawman. Normally people say "You said that with a $900 iPhone?" in response to someone saying specifically "REE I WANT COMMUNISM NOW"...

But they step around that because obviously why attack that valid argument? Instead they tear down "How dare you think sweatshop workers be paid a living wage!" an argument literally no one has made ever because it's nonsense.

Third panel: The guy with the old-ass model T? lol wtf? Cars initially didn't have seatbelts because they were slow and barely faster than carriages, no one ever thought of them, and it has nothing to do with people "protesting" seatbelts in the early 1900s.
Its also hilariously awful as an argument because Peasants had no choice but to be peasants. It was either do that, be killed by your lord for not doing it, be killed by bandits if your lord let you go, or escape and likely die in the wilderness. Millennials have a variety alternatives to expensive pseudo-sweatshop smartphones, sweatshop clothing, and every other luxury you enjoy in the modern era that comes at the cost of third world labor. Yet they choose to still buy these things and, through their own flawed arguments, support "capitalism"

(this is nonsense in itself, but I will give this for the sake of the argument).
 
I've noticed the exact same thing. I think the death of social conservatism in the US has allowed for all sorts of political anomalies not previously thought possible. The aforementioned "right wing alt girls" tend to be people who are socially liberal in a broad sense, but they hate all the SJW nonsense on the left, but they aren't communists so they don't really fit in within the dirtbag left. When you really think about it, that fact that you can't be mildly edgy anymore without being accused of being right-wing by leftists has made this inevitable.
look at Judith Rose. She's a bit loony but she looks exactly like a 2015 SJW, and yet she's politically a center-leftie who's "leaving the left" and voting for trump. That's going to become the norm over the next decade, if the socialists keep directing discussion on the left. By 2030, the new big thing on youtube will be alt-looking girls with libertarian-traditional personal lives, accepting of alternative sexualities and outlooks as long as they still result in happy, healthy, stable relationships (think a trad transwoman who adopts kids with her husband and fits in perfectly as a traditional, loving mother). The old religious conservatism will be gone, replaced with a more lib-conservatism that accepts superficial differences as long as the individuals involved are still trying to build toward a positive, constructive vision of their futures, in their own way. Their political opposition, meanwhile, will just be openly revolutionary socialists, screaming and shitting themselves about how they can't believe their utopianism still hasn't gotten off the ground yet. The future is literally going to be "communists vs new-libertarians".

And there will be shoe0nhead, at 40 years old, trying to ingratiate herself into this new group because they dress and make-up the way she did twenty years ago, only she'll probably fail at it because by then she'll have jumped between every single political position imaginable. Plus the fact that she's 40.
 
It's hilariously entertaining that she calls 2020 "hell world" and now calls the first debate "hell debate". The boo hoo anxiety she's feeling over an election year and election-related events are very telling. In that, she hasn't faced this kind of pushback from an audience to this level while trying to transition to a new crowd. Perhaps it's even causing her to unravel a little. Is it really a surprise? Especially since she supports a coddled candidate and is aligned with a coddled political party that is funded or supported by the majority of Hollywood, entertainment personalities and entertainment companies trying to preserve their dwindling American Royalty status. aka the status quo that ordinary leftists claim to be in opposition to.

Not to mention her followers are always patting her head at every turn and piling on anyone who disagrees with her. Then she also turns off replies to certain tweets, mutes threads, obviously has the twitter quality filter on and uses what i'm guessing is the Secateur.app site to mute people who follow certain accounts. What's she seeing, experiencing is only a small percentage of what people on the right face even during non-election years. Even people who aren't 'internet famous'. She doesn't understand how easy-going her experience with all of this is. But she has no way to compare it. Yeah, her overreactions are hilarious.

Almost as hilarious as her becoming disheartened when Karlyn Borysenko wasn't going along with playing the role of her punching bag without resistance. By the end she had that sleepy Biden energy.
 
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I'm hoping Greg is able to lighten up a bit after dumping the basket case that is Shoe and loses some weight and gets a new woman that can talk about cryptids with him. Had to be depressing and annoying to deal with Shoe all the time given the state she's in.

Seeing what he dealt with is forcing me to have a soft spot for him.
Yeah, I gotta say, I never really cared much about Greg at all, but those videos on Bigfoot were actually kinda decent. Informative and put together well enough. It's the kind of content I could see myself watching unironically.
This is truly clown world.
 
socialism only works in countries where most people are already kind of rich, where crime is super low, and the country isn't fucked. USA has way too much bullshit going on to afford socialism
Look, if you think that America can't have nice things because niggers, why not just come out and say it?
 
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