vlog | get ready with me, surprise packages, & story time 09/28/20

Hannah asks Becky not to film her, so Becky films her feet, splayed to the side in death-fat fashion. They look like flippers.
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How much you wanna bet Amber doesn't connect any of those dots, or if she does, she messes up and there are random lines or whiteout used when she shows off her PITCHER.

Also, this is not a dilly-dally ya dumbass. That is a wreath. Dilly-dally is what you do.
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Am I missing something? Her story about her bank not letting her spend more than x amount of dollars doesn’t make sense. I can see having to leave a balance, but if the money is there, it’s there. It’s supposed to be her money isn’t it? This is why people don’t believe she makes as much as she claims.

Also, if her bank is indeed so janky, why not just switch banks if she wants and can afford the LV so bad?
 
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PotatoSalad4711 said:
Amber when she tries to read a book that’s not from the YA section:
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This screen cap of her face looking like a deformed, soggy melon with a slit cut in it with the text over it describing her intelligence level was a nice treat to make up for 30 minutes of bullshit.
 
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mekalekahi said:
So eric and Ricky never moved.
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Yup, Amber messed up by even bringing up those packages. They would have been returned to sender by the landlord or new tenants, not just kept around in case Amber or the boys decided to swing by to grab them at their leisure.

So Amber claims she can't buy a $3k LV bag, because of the limit on her debit card, but she was able to purchase a $6k bed? The limit just magically didn't apply in that case?
Entertained409 said:
Am I missing something? Her story about her bank not letting her spend more than x amount of dollars doesn’t make sense. I can see having to leave a balance, but if the money is there, it’s there. It’s supposed to be her money isn’t it? This is why people don’t believe she makes as much as she claims.
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It's a fraud prevention situation type deal. She can call the bank and have them lift the limit for any purchase she wants to make over the limit. She's either pretending she doesn't know about how to do that, or she just doesn't really want to spend the money so she uses it as an excuse.

Is Becky becoming self aware? It seems Amber is really starting to make Becky work for her hoard, considering she made her film her own haul segment.
 
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Dana and Destiny found a kitten that they wanted to keep and roped Amber into paying for it as long as Amber got to name it. Amber surrounds herself with scam artists and grifters because they'll be her friend if she keeps paying them and money is the only thing Amber has to offer anyone.

Becky went in for a kiss and got denied.
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So Amber claims she can't buy a $3k LV bag, because of the limit on her debit card, but she was able to purchase a $6k bed? The limit just magically didn't apply in that case?

It's a fraud prevention situation type deal. She can call the bank and have them lift the limit for any purchase she wants to make over the limit. She's either pretending she doesn't know about how to do that, or she just doesn't really want to spend the money so she uses it as an excuse.

Is Becky becoming self aware?
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I doubt there’s anywhere in Lexington where Becky can stroll in like a baller and drop some $$$$$ on a Louis Vuitton. So why doesn’t IdiotLynn get a credit card, buy the bag, then pay it off immediately. She can build a credit rating and get her dream bag.

Oh right, two reasons. She can’t afford the bag and she can’t think ahead.

The celebrity is probably a junior reporter for the local news.
 
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I kinda liked Becky's haul. It seems she tried to buy useful things to get organized instead of throwing things on the bed she now sleeps on. Maybe she was facetiming AL and convinced her to buy more Halloween decorations.

Pippeyy said:
Where does D & D live that they’re always “finding” kittens? Seriously. Fucking hillbilly trailer shit.

I want to stab Amber in the eye every time she says “kit-TTen”
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R.I.P. little kitten... no animal survives D&D, When AL was telling the story I was waiting for her to say the second kit-ten died (or Dana sat on it)

She should have shown the pic of it. it's like that other kitten Becky's sister found, AL gave her money to take it to the vet and we never heard about it again.... last time someone asked about it AL said "what kit-ten??"
 
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lol this video shot pretty much sums up their life
hoard of unused crap Amber bought
Becky slave in the foreground
Amberlynn barking orders

some sort of visual poetry
please somebody make a haiku!
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Amber orders food
Becky works for shirts and hats
The useless horde grows

Sorry, best I could do with the source material.
 
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Yellow eyeshadow? Ew, no.
Twinkie has car anxiety but how many times have we seen Amber dragging that poor dog around in the car?
Those arms! Jesus.
Kih-ens being found. I hope it gets strong and healthy enough to run away to a nicer life.
Rarity played and sneezed. Wasabi also adorable but needs brushing.
Becky's voice is sounding less down-in-the-holler. Has she taken elocution lessons?
Damn Amber is so boring. I miss Eric and Rickie.
 
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