DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Fuckyoudad]

I'll take the bait for a laugh. Do we know if he's been using medication for his allergies lately? If he's got into the habit of using anti-histamines on a regular basis, it could be drying out and backing up his sinuses for days at a time. He could actually have chronic sinusitis as I'm not sure he's ever actually done anything but self-diagnose his post nasal drip. Anyway point is we know he's used to endless drainage with his nasal gout juice in snortastic full flow down the back of his throat () and you don't have to be an ENT specialist to know that issues between ears, nose and throat can be linked to one another.

These ear infections as he likes to call them could be bouts of (temporary) eustachian tube dysfunction in the middle ear. Typically full blown ear infections can be very painful wheras ETD causes general discomfort and difficulty hearing but isn't usually accompanied by high temperature, dizziness, nausea etc. Neither condition will clear up miraculously in 24 hours regardless but Phil being Phil, if he was dealing with fullblown ear infections they'd preclude his babyman streams for days I'm quite sure.

Dust that hovel you call a work environment. Switch on your fat and overpriced air purifier. Stop eating anti-histamines like skittles. Break your autistic desire to keep Q-tipping because it's actually not good for you. Job done. Maybe.

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

Kat, who is presumably home on a Wednesday afternoon and doesn't even work that evening, was not even mentioned. But, I assume, is incapable of answering the door for a plumber who has a specific, routine task to complete.
Tell her to lay off the benzos for a few hours, Phil.

Do you think Phil would trust his horse to be alone in thier house with another man?

If not for the fact that keeping Panda as a shut-in contributed to her waking up and leaving him, I don't think Phil would permit Khet to be in any situation where she'd come into contact with any male who might emasculate him by existing in his general proximity.

If his laziness didn't outshine his narc nature, he probably wouldn't want her to have male coworkers and friends, either.

 

[Penix]

Guys, are we at the bottom yet? How low are we going to go? I'm scared.

 

[Xenomorph]

really tyring to blame his "12hr marathon" for the ear infection

thats not how ear infections work phil

imagine how nasty those headphone smell from all the dry skin, wax, general flop sweat goo, cum, ball sweat from his fingers, his hair falling out, dirty hair and general stench of failure.

 

[LyteSydeByll]

There is literally no way to get thousands of dollars in bills for an ear infection unless he has to spend time in the emergency room, which an ear infection should not ever do. He's going to exaggerate a standard doctor's visit to cover his Champions spending. Antibiotics are cheap as fuck too.

He kept referencing his one doctor visit in 2014/2015 which I believe was his gout diagnosis. Which included x-rays, blood work, medicine, etc. It wasn't just a doctor looking in his ear / nose / throat with a light and prescribing a common antibiotic.

 

[Xenomorph]

Poor lil Fil has to lay on the couch while horse maid has to put the icky medicine in his widdle earz.
Maybe Fil will call his Mommy and she can talk to him through her midday stoma cleaning and calm his nerves and tell him he is being a big boy by going to the doctor all by himself!

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Has DSP been snorting during these ear aches?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Phil (allegedly) had an ear infection earlier this year. Then he got a second ear infection. He said he still had antibiotics left over. Doctors tell you to keep taking the antibiotics until the prescribed medication is gone, even if the symptoms disappear. Based on the information Phil disclosed, he stops the medication once he feels better.

Nigga, just keep putting in the ear drops until the medicine is gone. Then the problem will go away. What a nudnik.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Guys, are we at the bottom yet? How low are we going to go? I'm scared.

We will never reach the bottom of this particular barrel.

 

[Prince Lotor]

I'll take the bait for a laugh. Do we know if he's been using medication for his allergies lately? If he's got into the habit of using anti-histamines on a regular basis, it could be drying out and backing up his sinuses for days at a time. He could actually have chronic sinusitis as I'm not sure he's ever actually done anything but self-diagnose his post nasal drip. Anyway point is we know he's used to endless drainage with his nasal gout juice in snortastic full flow down the back of his throat () and you don't have to be an ENT specialist to know that issues between ears, nose and throat can be linked to one another.

These ear infections as he likes to call them could be bouts of (temporary) eustachian tube dysfunction in the middle ear. Typically full blown ear infections can be very painful wheras ETD causes general discomfort and difficulty hearing but isn't usually accompanied by high temperature, dizziness, nausea etc. Neither condition will clear up miraculously in 24 hours regardless but Phil being Phil, if he was dealing with fullblown ear infections they'd preclude his babyman streams for days I'm quite sure.

Dust that hovel you call a work environment. Switch on your fat and overpriced air purifier. Stop eating anti-histamines like skittles. Break your autistic desire to keep Q-tipping because it's actually not good for you. Job done. Maybe.

If we're playing pretend that Phil is actually sick with what he self-diagnosed: I'm sure that gouty, lazy, profuse night-sweating, fat pig has never once washed any of his pillows. Like literally throw them in the washing machine and then put them in the dryer on the lowest heat for a few hour until they are completely dry.
I doubt Kathy is washing his sheets and pillowcases very frequently at all. Poor little dirty baby Phil needs his swaddling washed daily. Leanna certainly washed the bedding more than Kathy does, because Leanna actually slept in the same bed as him.
I also doubt he has a mattress cover for his bed either so his mattress doesn't soak up so much of his night sweats and the various filth from his body it brings along on the journey. He probably should get a waterproof mattress cover like for children who pee the bed tbh.

And for fucks sake his wife had to TELL him he was required to shower at least twice a week. I highly doubt he ever cleans his ears or does any preventative measures whatsoever. He could even just buy a bottle of Swim EAR, which is 95% isopropyl alcohol, and use that to rinse his ears once a week or every two weeks to kill anything building up.

 

[hector85]

We will never reach the bottom of this particular barrel.

we're getting there, he straight up asked for tips tonight, no hint hinting. straight up said anything "helps" right now because of all the charge backs he made net 0 today after the $150 in charge backs this morning! idk how much he made on his morning stream but I know he made over 300 on Sunday, he only cried about 150 in charge backs so where did the rest of all that money go?

 

[Seth MacFartman]

we're getting there, he straight up asked for tips tonight, no hint hinting. straight up said anything "helps" right now because of all the charge backs he made net 0 today after the $150 in charge backs this morning! idk how much he made on his morning stream but I know he made over 300 on Sunday, he only cried about 150 in charge backs so where did the rest of all that money go?

Probably he spent it on something stupid or Phil Related.

 

[tzgnilki]

so when the plumber arrives, will phil refrain from going clown mode during the stream, or will he just leave the stream on slideshow mode until the plumber leaves

 

[Friendly Primarina]

Ear infections are just the new milestone celebrations i.e. do the same thing over and over and hope it has the exact same effect every time.

 

[Schmeckel]

Ear infections are just the new milestone celebrations i.e. do the same thing over and over and hope it has the exact same effect every time.

The dirty re-streamers need to have an ear infection streak counter on their overlay.

 

[Tiddymonster]

I wonder sometimes if people will ever realize why DPS will never go away and will continue to be successful.

For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.

The more you hate him the more the people who "like him" will support him and feel unable to ever criticize him, the only way to actually defeat something you hate is to ignore it. If all the detractors found a new target his supporters would slowly stop throwing money and praise at him and start complaining at him themselves for being shit. If that happened DSP would turn into Mundane Matt and be totally irrelevant.

The problem with DSP now is there a mini industry built up around hating him, for ad-revenue. So they want to build up drama and keep you invested to keep the money rolling in from the videos they make.

DSP would of vanished into the ether years ago if not for the detractors and the support that creates to his cause, he isn't good at games and he isn't even funny anymore. All he talks about is money and his cat, no more edgy-boy humor.

If you really hate the dude, get invested in disliking someone else. If not, you'll be here forever complaining about DSP and his support will never waiver.

 

[gh0stzero]

Phil (allegedly) had an ear infection earlier this year. Then he got a second ear infection. He said he still had antibiotics left over. Doctors tell you to keep taking the antibiotics until the prescribed medication is gone, even if the symptoms disappear. Based on the information Phil disclosed, he stops the medication once he feels better.

Nigga, just keep putting in the ear drops until the medicine is gone. Then the problem will go away. What a nudnik.

At this point Phil is just breeding a super ear infection bug, it'll be covid all over again and the media will take to calling it "NICD-20" (Nothing I could do)

 

[Here Comes Mongo]

Actually holding gameplay ransom will be a thing at this rate.

He dipped his gout-infested toe in that particular pond in the RE3 remake when he couldn't beat Nemesis. He paused the game, put down the controller, and said "I'm not playing anymore until someone tells me how to beat this."

People in the chat were telling him what to do, but he ignored it, he wanted someone to tip him telling him what to do.

 

[harbinger]

Guys, are we at the bottom yet? How low are we going to go? I'm scared.

Where you are now, you can’t even imagine what the bottom will be like.

 

[grump]

Just a guess, but given Phil's general maturity/lack of real world understanding, I think he has the 80's comedy movie mindset that glasses = nerdy. Only uncool losers that nobody respects wears glasses, with said people normally getting beat up or stuffed in a locker by the stronger, more popular cool kid who can make his own authentic Italian sauce.

I wonder sometimes if people will ever realize why DPS will never go away and will continue to be successful.

For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.

The more you hate him the more the people who "like him" will support him and feel unable to ever criticize him, the only way to actually defeat something you hate is to ignore it. If all the detractors found a new target his supporters would slowly stop throwing money and praise at him and start complaining at him themselves for being shit. If that happened DSP would turn into Mundane Matt and be totally irrelevant.

The problem with DSP now is there a mini industry built up around hating him, for ad-revenue. So they want to build up drama and keep you invested to keep the money rolling in from the videos they make.

DSP would of vanished into the ether years ago if not for the detractors and the support that creates to his cause, he isn't good at games and he isn't even funny anymore. All he talks about is money and his cat, no more edgy-boy humor.

If you really hate the dude, get invested in disliking someone else. If not, you'll be here forever complaining about DSP and his support will never waiver.

You misunderstand me I don't seek the end of DSP. I gave up on the idea of seeing him 'destroyed' years ago. DSP to me is like a gouty force of nature that vacuums money from the wallets of the undeserving. He might as well be considered like a non sentient tornado. When you watch a tornado documentary you watch for the destruction and havoc. You don't hold out hope that the army is going to come and put it down with artillery fire. These days the paypigs are just as much the attraction. I think its cute how they think they're making me angry entertaining me by making themselves broke.


There is nothing I like more about this place than when it doxes a random paypig and you see the shitty conditions they live in because of what they spend on him. I love seeing longtime paypigs get slapped down and abused and banned. Its far more fun than hearing about the 10billionth whinefest from Dave. I want paypigs to spend every penny they have on him, the faster the better, don't hold back. I want Dave to dish out even more abuse upon them. I hope Dave drains each and every one of their bank accounts and leaves them high and dry. The paypigs should realize, they're the entertainment. Or not I don't gaf.