🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Bad Take Crucifier]

I wish we knew what daddy Matt Vickers was up to right now

 

[All becomes gunt]

Catching up:

Ralph is not fat, he is morbidly obese. He has no muscle, only fat. Even HeartFailure had more muscle than Ralph-
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That's the only time in his entire life he hasn't been extremely overweight, and it wasn't because he worked hard at it, it was because the state took away his choice in the matter.

The Killstream has tried to insert itself into every internet drama there is. Big difference, and most of the time unsuccessfully.

Yes he is, he is Ralph but with less of a spine.

He claims there are no jobs in IT where he wouldn't be replaced by low cost labor so he wants to go into a new field like medicine.
Needless to say, both statements are hard to believe, with the caveat that most employers would probably not want to hire Shannon if they meet him.

Thank you, I find it extremely ironic that Ralph spends his time writing his little articles that no one reads while Chelsea managed to actually get a book deal.
Even funnier that Ralph has this delusion that he will put out a book by March next year. I guess his definition of 'book' is different from most people's.
Besides the only way he'll manage to put it out is as a PDF.

Remember he forced Ade to watch every single Killstream and Faith has been heard in the background a few times. I'm convinced she is in the room with him.

I got a strong vibe of the Miami stream where he lamented he doesn't like himself.

Ralph still doesn't get that the Killstream only got big in the first place because he had Jim's support.
Jim was annoyed at Donga and wanted his entertainment to continue elsewhere, Ralph seemed like he was capable of handling it for a few months. He automatically gained Jim's audience and everyone who had enjoyed the Kumite/shitting on the skeptics along the way.
The chat was full of "Get Jim on" from the minute he started streaming, it was successful in spite of him and Gator, not because of it.
Even though the EXACT same thing happened with Donga and Failure, he still does not see it, people were not there for the hosts but for the drama. Only difference is that Ralph recognized that he could pander to the alt-right to get more money, which Tonka never did.
The people hate watching were never 'fans' of Ralph, some might have enjoyed the show at one point but it wasn't because of his riveting commentary or Gator's ingenious use of the same 4 clips over and over.

Although I agree that it wouldn't be a slam dunk at this point, she still has a ton of leeway.
She was very careful not to say she consented to the release of the tape, only the recording.
If it was because Ralph doesn't want to destroy the lie of him being hacked and didn't ask her to do it when coaching her before recording, or because she purposefully went out of her way to only say she consented to the release, I don't really know, but she has said that she believes his story about being hacked.
They can always say she is mentally ill, was groomed by the evil Nazi ex-con and he kept her isolated from the world so she had no idea what really happened. Would it work? Who knows, the truth is that if the relationship ends as badly as everyone is expecting it to then there will likely be claims of domestic abuse and worse, so the tape would probably just be one thing out of many that she can use against him.

I'm sort of conflicted here, I'd like to see an all out war between these two but having an enemy focuses Ralph so there might be less sperging.
At the same time, if even a fraction of Boogie's subscribers become Ralph alogs then it can only be funny.

He sees himself as some kind of Howard Stern.
Stern was at least an excellent interviewer and managed to get things out of people that no one else could, he didn't sit with a confused dog look on his face while the guest prattled on.

I dont know what shannon is fucking talking about, i am in IT and its green fields over here. 100% fucking absorption rate in hardware, software and networking. The Indians (dot on head) only ocuppy some low tier web design, java, and picking up the phone for tech support. This lying faggot most likely hasnt even touched the sector or even attempted a coding bootcamp or getting certs like COMPTIA for the other route. He has no degree either, a degree makes sure that you get ahead in these things.

 

[Festivus]

I think in all this spergery we've lost sight of one of the funniest developments we've had recently. Last year Fai Fai tried to kill herself by drinking a bottle of Listerine. I don't really know how to process that.

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[RalphsFailingKidneys]

I dont know what shannon is fucking talking about, i am in IT and its green fields over here. 100% fucking absorption rate in hardware, software and networking. The Indians (dot on head) only ocuppy some low tier web design, java, and picking up the phone for tech support. This lying faggot most likely hasnt even touched the sector or even attempted a coding bootcamp or getting certs like COMPTIA for the other route. He has no degree either, a degree makes sure that you get ahead in these things.

I agree, he tweeted about it a few weeks ago (a month maybe), the tweet is archived somewhere in the thread, but yeah he is full of shit. The only type of jobs I've seen outsourced in the way he describes is very low level support jobs.

If you have something to offer there are more than enough options right now, but I guess he's the kind of person that expected to get a well paying job because of a degree. He doesn't seem like he's ever had a job in IT and just lies about it because he knows how to put together a PC and stream.

I doubt he even has a degree since he has spent the last few years using his time to stack shelves and defend Ralph online. If he actually had spent that time learning something and improving himself he wouldn't be in the situation he is now.

I think he was just caught in a lie and to cover for it, he decided it was easier to explain it away with something he had heard before about outsourcing and cheap labor .

At the same time, with the way he looks, acts and sounds, I don't think he'd be a top candidate at any type of job interview.

 

[FM Bradley]

At the same time, with the way he looks, acts and sounds, I don't think he'd be a top candidate at any type of job interview.

Ha they'll never hear or see him. Imagine the hiring department doing a cursory search on Shannon Gaines...

"Well, let's see, no criminal record, he's got a handful of positive references...hold on wait...knows the birthday of a drawing made by a Japanese sex pervert? What are we running here, a hospital or a rape dungeon? Tell him to never call back and ban him from the premises."

 

[Elric of Melnibone]

They can always say she is mentally ill, was groomed by the evil Nazi ex-con and he kept her isolated from the world so she had no idea what really happened.

Where is the lie though? I agree 100% though, the best case to be made for revenge porn would require her mental illness to be accepted by the court as a factor.

 

[Captain Manning]

Boogie just said on Matt's stream that he gave the footage to a bunch of people and it WAS NOT a Killstream exclusive.

We all know you smuggled it off Keemstar's walled garden in your asshole, and converted it for us for upload to the Boogie thread. All of this hours before the snorestream. Good job Kiwi.

How dare you cast aspersions on our lord and savior of the white race Ethan Oliver Ralph?

Also Boogie on Boulder Talk, my fucking sides. He constantly says that Matt fucks his mother and rails his children if you've missed it you've got to go watch it. "You've never even taken a journalism class, have you Matt?"

Well Boogie had manhood classes with his dad and that doesn't seem to have done him much good, maybe being self-taught is the way to go?

Let's face it, Matt is actually looking pretty good to a lot of people right now. At least in a relative sense. While everybody is self-immolating, 2020 seems to be Matt's year.

Jesus, ralph, another bitchy blogpost? You're getting into bitter cat lady territory here, buddy.

Don't worry, Jared Holt is waiting in the wings to hit him again.

I don't think that last article Holt wrote was really that bad. Holt is a snake who wants to deplatform people, but I can't find anything untruthful in what he wrote. He even gave Ralph right of reply. Which is more than Ralph gave Ade.

Yes. I'm saying Ralph is a bigger snake than Holt now. That's how bad he's gotten. I would welcome people to try and convince me otherwise.

Also maybe im forgetting but the only times boogie was on was when the chat basically forced him on. Boogie only came on to stop the streamsnipes and chat hijackings. He probably hated ralph since the first time he met him during the betterhelp arc

Yes. During the Betterhelp appearance, he came across as level-headed and the Killstream crew had problems picking him apart or causing drama. That is to say, they wanted drama, and Boogie wouldn't give it to them. I know at the end, Jim even ended up congratulating him.

Leave it to Ralph to leave a bad taste in people's mouths though.

So is this an attempt to draw attention to himself by being the villain online? If so, he doesn't know how to handle it. He doesn't even know how to monetise the hate towards him.

Part of the problem here is Ralph is on DLive and his audience is shrinking. If you're a guest looking for exposure, why the fuck would you go on the Killstream? If Boogie is an attention whore, why would he pick the Killstream over countless other YouTube channels (even Matt's)?

Ralph is having a meltdown about not being able to get decent guests because he blew it on YouTube. All he can get is alt-right nut jobs now.

 

[RalphsFailingKidneys]

Where is the lie though? I agree 100% though, the best case to be made for revenge porn would require her mental illness to be accepted by the court as a factor.

Bad wording on my part, what I meant was that would be their best argument, but yeah it is all true.

Yes. I'm saying Ralph is a bigger snake than Holt. That's how bad he's gotten. I would welcome people to try and convince me otherwise.

I've never payed much attention to Holt he just seemed like someone with an agenda, correct me if I'm wrong, but aside from the fact that his goal is to deplatform people he disagrees with, he doesn't seem to make shit up to achieve his goal.
So yes, Ralph is a bigger piece of shit than Holt since Ralph will not only try to deplatform you, but dox you, get you fired, lie about you and (when he still had one) send his audience after you.

 

[PhoBingas]

I dont know what shannon is fucking talking about, i am in IT and its green fields over here. 100% fucking absorption rate in hardware, software and networking. The Indians (dot on head) only ocuppy some low tier web design, java, and picking up the phone for tech support.

X to doubt Gaytor has any sort of degree or certs. He should be able to get SOMETHING vaguely in field. His IT degree is as real as his hot, blonde, white Puerto Rican GF. Even if he was a total crayon muncher in college / uni he should be able to weasel his way into a team lead position at any call center.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

I dont know what shannon is fucking talking about, i am in IT and its green fields over here. 100% fucking absorption rate in hardware, software and networking. The Indians (dot on head) only ocuppy some low tier web design, java, and picking up the phone for tech support. This lying faggot most likely hasnt even touched the sector or even attempted a coding bootcamp or getting certs like COMPTIA for the other route. He has no degree either, a degree makes sure that you get ahead in these things.

He's coping for being too dumb for IT.

 

[Famke Slamssen]

I dont know what shannon is fucking talking about, i am in IT and its green fields over here. 100% fucking absorption rate in hardware, software and networking. The Indians (dot on head) only ocuppy some low tier web design, java, and picking up the phone for tech support. This lying faggot most likely hasnt even touched the sector or even attempted a coding bootcamp or getting certs like COMPTIA for the other route. He has no degree either, a degree makes sure that you get ahead in these things.

I dont jnow about whatever town gator is bagging groceries in, but in the city where I work near you can get a 60k salary pretty much walking out the door from a coding bootcamp without any other education. I'd genuinely be surprised if gator has his high school diploma at this point, let alone the comp sci degree which he claims.

 

[PhoBingas]

I dont jnow about whatever town gator is bagging groceries in, but in the city where I work near you can get a 60k salary pretty much walking out the door from a coding bootcamp without any other education. I'd genuinely be surprised if gator has his high school diploma at this point, let alone the comp sci degree which he claims.

More than likely a high school dropout. Does anyone know for sure what state ol' Shannon lives in? Perhaps someone could poke through those yearbook sites, see if we get any hits for a blubbery manbaby named Shannon Gaines?

 

[Mr. Manchester]

X to doubt Gaytor has any sort of degree or certs. He should be able to get SOMETHING vaguely in field. His IT degree is as real as his hot, blonde, white Puerto Rican GF. Even if he was a total crayon muncher in college / uni he should be able to weasel his way into a team lead position at any call center.

There were likely numerous opportunities for Gator to buy a degree and just not use it. I'm willing to bet he kind of waddled his way through college, managed to get far enough to pass with... something... and then just not do anything after. I think that inability to find a job in his field is where the laziness lies. Hard to say though. There are just so many avenues a guy like Gator could have gone down to have turned into the lump he is today.

 

[MeltyTW]

ralph thinks his shifty blog filled with trolls and alawgs telling him ro kill himself is a menacing press smear outlet and not a cope diary.

Enjoy being bullied by boogie and Matt ralph, a man and his Boulder ffs

 

[Captain Manning]

I dont jnow about whatever town gator is bagging groceries in, but in the city where I work near you can get a 60k salary pretty much walking out the door from a coding bootcamp without any other education. I'd genuinely be surprised if gator has his high school diploma at this point, let alone the comp sci degree which he claims.

He looks tech competent because the comparison is Ethan Ralph. You don't need a comp sci degree to avoid the tech issues that plague the Killstream. You just need to not be a fat Gunt with an IQ of under 80. I think Andy is more tech competent than Ralph, and he's a moron cokehead.

There's chat messages of Gator facepalming over Ralph fucking up shit that Gator set up for him. Without Gator holding his hand, I don't even think the Gunt could manage to get the stream online.

 

[Berb]

Imagine being in your 30s with zero years of experience working on your supposed career path. Gator is fucked.

You don't need schooling unless you're going into STEM - for anything. I can't believe he's spent a decade wanting to be in IT but not once done an apprenticeship, or taken an online course or gotten an entry level position.

 

[FM Bradley]

X to doubt Gaytor has any sort of degree or certs. He should be able to get SOMETHING vaguely in field. His IT degree is as real as his hot, blonde, white Puerto Rican GF. Even if he was a total crayon muncher in college / uni he should be able to weasel his way into a team lead position at any call center.

At the call centers I trained newbs at, all you had to do to be a Team Lead was have a GED, no felonies, and excellent attendance--and 80% of the emphasis on the latter. That's it. One may think, "Well, that's a mongoloid job, it makes sense." Thing is, we were handling people's personal expenses.

Think about that. You're trying to get some awful 7% APR car loan so you can get some shitbox so you don't lose your job, and it's being handled by some $10/hr sped who just set her ramen on fire in the break room microwave and can't even finish a coherent sentence she hadn't read (incorrectly) off a computer screen...and the Team Lead fixing the mess is a guy with three DUI's who's telling the phone agent, "Well, I'll stick up for you with my bosses and try to keep you from being terminated if you go on a date with me." And your credit score just dropped by 70 points because this dumb bitch thought hitting the credit check button over and over again would help the loan get approved.

And both our IT guys were literal proud Bronies who thought the pinnacle of comedy was being asked to solve a problem and replying, "Did you shut it off and turn it back on again?"

Call centers are filled with creepy shitbags like myself Ralph and Gaydurr. They can talk. They can sexually harass. They can make dumb jokes. It's perfect, HIRED. Since they read this, I recommend call center work as a soft landing after the ChinChan256b's, Hairpie Silvitici's, and the other paypigs either give up or their parents take their credit cards back and you can't do the Kopestream anymore.

Try disappointing a handful of people a day instead of a thousand, it'll do good for both you fat fucks.

EDIT: Whoops, "no felonies," ha that means Seethan can't even do this, sorry. But Shameful Shannon would be perfect, anyway.

 

[Bob Barker]

On the boogie and matt stuff, I just want to say that just by being a

Matt is interviewing keem and boogie while Ralph is interviewing feds, jews and wingnats who puts almost gets him aborted every other week. When was the truly last good killstream? The Hebrew Israelite? The covid debates? Diddler dax's hall of fame induction?

Either the Hebrew Israelite or the last one jim actualy asked to come on.

 

[Leedsotherkid]

Ralph is openly smoking and semi openly drinking while promising to exploit and abuse his guntling while violating his own family's privacy. refuses to marry faith after talking all that shit too. Gator is just gone he wasnt even mentioned im telling you all hes a bootlicker buts hes zidanning himself from the show.


whats funny is he immediately got fucked for it when frank said multiple slurs

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If you ever read her wattpad stuff, you could tell she'd never had sex with anyone. Everyone always came at the same time, the girl always had magical vaginal orgasms, the man went away once she was done because why would he exist after his utility ceased, stuff of fairy tales. As horrifying as it sounds Ralph may have actually been the first guy to have sex with her. Sad.

If that’s the case, while being introducted to the ways of the flesh by a blubbery goblin sucks, there is nowhere for her to go but up.

The gunt continues to “Write” on his vanity blog and then threatens western literature with a “book”.

Gunty, the only thing people want to read from you is your suicide note.

 

[All becomes gunt]

Can someone that has gone through pregnancy ( and raising a child ) do the exact logistics for me starting from the 3rd month which the child bride is currently in ? I want to see in how deep shit Gunty is economically atm. Let's be generous too, let's say atm he has all the 50k nest egg in the bank and add his current dlive monthly income on the equation ( below minimum wage lol ).