🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[L. Duse]

Crossover from the boogie thread. Boogie is on bouldertalk and he just talked about how he never wants to talk to ralph again. Jarbo got the scoop of a Boogie interview and got boogie to talk shit on ralph. Gunty is gonna seethe.

What was the reason for Boogie not wanting to talk to Ralph again? Was it because of Hassle? He went on the show against Hassle last month if I recall correctly.

That said considering Ralph's declining viewership and his predilections for going after and burning bridges with former associates, I would not be surprised if that would be his last appearance on Ralph's show.

 

[AltisticRight]

Let me consult Oxford English Dictionary real quick:
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So Ralph isn't just a white nigger, he is a nigger?

You guys mean niggers right? Niggers? The race you're talking about is niggers? You're saying Ethan Ralph is a White Nigger?

Fixed.

If you ever read her wattpad stuff, you could tell she'd never had sex with anyone. Everyone always came at the same time, the girl always had magical vaginal orgasms, the man went away once she was done because why would he exist after his utility ceased, stuff of fairy tales. As horrifying as it sounds Ralph may have actually been the first guy to have sex with her. Sad.

She's probably still a virgin then.

 

[Iroha Isshiki]

How dare you cast aspersions on our lord and savior of the white race Ethan Oliver Ralph?

Oh poor Ethnostate Ethanol! He is no wigger nigger, he has a white child on the way! What have any of us done for the white race?

 

[FuzzMushr00m]

"Don't ask what the white race can do for you, ask what you can do for the white race."
Ethan Ralph - Thinker, Patriot, Father

 

[Sriracha]

Everyone always came at the same time, the girl always had magical vaginal orgasms, the man went away once she was done because why would he exist after his utility ceased,

This is the saddest part. I don't think she'd be able to reach orgasm with a penis that constantly falls out. She hasn't even been able to start off with a guy with a less than average sized dick, Ralph's dick is so small that average flacid is all he can manage erect in terms of size.

She's probably still a virgin then.

Can we agree that a dick that can't stay inside for at least one session doesn't count?

 

[Elric of Melnibone]

This is the saddest part. I don't think she'd be able to reach orgasm with a penis that constantly falls out. She hasn't even been able to start off with a guy with a less than average sized dick, Ralph's dick is so small that average flacid is all he can manage erect in terms of size.



Can we agree that a dick that can't stay inside for at least one session doesn't count?

TBF it is possible for the whole "motion of the ocean" saying to be truthful. Any man that cant do more to please a woman than stick his dick in her is no better than a dyke with strings attached. A woman might put up with a baby dick if he offers something of equal value, like good oral, good romance, or, lets be real here, money. Ralph has literally none of this. He does not know how to fuck, let alone have the proper equipment to be a good fuck, hes not wealthy enough to have the proper amount of money to keep a woman complacent and if he knew how to romance he would not be poaching high schoolers.

Slight power level, I am not good-looking, rich, and am of an average length and girth but I have nailed woman two time zones out of my league with something that the chad looking fuckers can't take steroids to acquire, personality and romance. If you can make a woman laugh you can take her to bed, and if you can make her body quiver and her skin gooseflesh it don't matter if it's your dick, your finger, or your tongue inside her, she's DTF for you.

 

[AltisticRight]

It has been 24 hours since my mirror of "The Ballad of Ethan Ralph" is up, I'll now add audio and fix the title. Let's see if Shanny the Janny sweeps it up.

Spoiler: Link

https://youtu.be/tR39s23QdWs

 

[For whom the Gunt tolls]

TBF it is possible for the whole "motion of the ocean" saying to be truthful. Any man that cant do more to please a woman than stick his dick in her is no better than a dyke with strings attached. A woman might put up with a baby dick if he offers something of equal value, like good oral, good romance, or, lets be real here, money. Ralph has literally none of this. He does not know how to fuck, let alone have the proper equipment to be a good fuck, hes not wealthy enough to have the proper amount of money to keep a woman complacent and if he knew how to romance he would not be poaching high schoolers.

Slight power level, I am not good-looking, rich, and am of an average length and girth but I have nailed woman two time zones out of my league with something that the chad looking fuckers can't take steroids to acquire, personality and romance. If you can make a woman laugh you can take her to bed, and if you can make her body quiver and her skin gooseflesh it don't matter if it's your dick, your finger, or your tongue inside her, she's DTF for you.

They don't call him Elric Womanslayer for nothing, ya know...

 

[Elric of Melnibone]

They don't call him Elric Womanslayer for nothing, ya know...

Im just saying the dick might be small but the sword is big and sharp. And you thought your dick had a mind of its own. . .

 

[Gilbert Grape]

Matt's stream from tonight was lightyears better than Ralph's. The gunt bragged about an exclusive, but everyone got the clips, and Matt got a fucking INTERVIEW and Keem came on. Matt bodied Keem and Beardson, it was epic.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Matt's stream from tonight was lightyears better than Ralph's. The gunt bragged about an exclusive, but everyone got the clips, and Matt got a fucking INTERVIEW and Keem came on. Matt bodied Keem and Beardson, it was epic.

Ralph has been surpassed by the Boulder King.

Things have come full circle, the Gunt is returning to its natural balance.

What a disaster.

Also what a disingenuous fuck Ralph is.
He instantly declares a Fatwah on Boogie because Boogie had the temerity to says some mean things - and let's be real, to not turn up on his show in favour of Boulder Talk. He does this because he claimed he was "nice" to Boogie. Yeah, real nice Ralph, so nice in fact you brought on people to humiliate him on your show on purpose.

This very night, prior to Boulder Talk he was retweeting memes mocking Boogie:


Now sure you could argue this was merely light mockery of the situation, but would Ralph not respond negatively if people talked about his felony assault, or indeed his sex tape? Of course he would, he did! He fucking had his Gunt Guard and Capos claiming he was fucking hacked regarding the sex tape - spreading this fucking lie far and wide, you think he wouldn't have lost his shit if they went off message? Such a duplicitous pile of shit.

Not just that, but his "being nice" to Boogie was clearly disingenuous, as SHOCK Ralph claims he's got archives of him. You know, like the kind he kept on Rand after recording him grieving his child.


You weren't nice to Boogie, you were humiliating him for clicks and feigned friendship to get him on.

Yet again, the only snake in the grass here is you Ethan. At least Boogie said this shit in public, you're a fucking worm who does it all behind people's back until you can't help but respond because you're a white jogger, or in Boogies case they're already on the floor.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Ralph has been surpassed by the Boulder King.

Things have come full circle, the Gunt is returning to its natural balance.

What a disaster.

Matt is interviewing keem and boogie while Ralph is interviewing feds, jews and wingnats who puts almost gets him aborted every other week. When was the truly last good killstream? The Hebrew Israelite? The covid debates? Diddler dax's hall of fame induction?

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Matt is interviewing keem and boogie while Ralph is interviewing feds, jews and wingnats who puts almost gets him aborted every other week. When was the truly last good killstream? The Hebrew Israelite? The covid debates? Diddler dax's hall of fame induction?

Onision was the last good Killstream. I unironically enjoyed that one, Hansen got what he deserved.

 

[Sea Hag Henderson]

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Jesus, ralph, another bitchy blogpost? You're getting into bitter cat lady territory here, buddy.

 

[AltisticRight]

Ralph has been surpassed by the Boulder King.

Things have come full circle, the Gunt is returning to its natural balance.

What a disaster.

Also what a disingenuous fuck Ralph is. View attachment 1629091
He instantly declares a Fatwah on Boogie because Boogie had the temerity to says some mean things - and let's be real, to not turn up on his show in favour of Boulder Talk. He does this because he claimed he was "nice" to Boogie. Yeah, real nice Ralph, so nice in fact you brought on people to humiliate him on your show on purpose.

This very night, prior to Boulder Talk he was retweeting memes mocking Boogie:
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Now sure you could argue this was merely light mockery of the situation, but would Ralph not respond negatively if people talked about his felony assault, or indeed his sex tape? Of course he would, he did! He fucking had his Gunt Guard and Capos claiming he was fucking hacked regarding the sex tape - spreading this fucking lie far and wide, you think he wouldn't have lost his shit if they went off message? Such a duplicitous pile of shit.

Not just that, but his "being nice" to Boogie was clearly disingenuous, as SHOCK Ralph claims he's got archives of him. You know, like the kind he kept on Rand after recording him grieving his child.
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You weren't nice to Boogie, you were humiliating him for clicks and feigned friendship to get him on.

Yet again, the only snake in the grass here is you Ethan. At least Boogie said this shit in public, you're a fucking worm who does it all behind people's back until you can't help but respond because you're a white jogger, or in Boogies case they're already on the floor.

At least Boogie can legally own a firearm. What a faggot the gunt is.

 

[L. Duse]

lol what did he mean by this? View attachment 1627476

Apparently Sponge was a person who called in and gave superchats to Ralph once upon a time. This is what he said to another paypig about Ralph.

So like with how Ralph made enemies with all these people who helped him, Ralph is going after a paypig that gave him a lot of money. I know it shouldn't be surprising considering that he doxed people who gave money to him.

 

[2021Murder]

TBF it is possible for the whole "motion of the ocean" saying to be truthful. Any man that cant do more to please a woman than stick his dick in her is no better than a dyke with strings attached. A woman might put up with a baby dick if he offers something of equal value, like good oral, good romance, or, lets be real here, money. Ralph has literally none of this. He does not know how to fuck, let alone have the proper equipment to be a good fuck, hes not wealthy enough to have the proper amount of money to keep a woman complacent and if he knew how to romance he would not be poaching high schoolers.

Slight power level, I am not good-looking, rich, and am of an average length and girth but I have nailed woman two time zones out of my league with something that the chad looking fuckers can't take steroids to acquire, personality and romance. If you can make a woman laugh you can take her to bed, and if you can make her body quiver and her skin gooseflesh it don't matter if it's your dick, your finger, or your tongue inside her, she's DTF for you.

Nothing says an amazing personality like a kiwifarms account. Jack Nicholson and Warren Beatty both have accounts here.

Also maybe im forgetting but the only times boogie was on was when the chat basically forced him on. Boogie only came on to stop the streamsnipes and chat hijackings. He probably hated ralph since the first time he met him during the betterhelp arc

 

[LordOdin]

And speaking of Matt, let me just say this metaphor he tweeted out is spot on. He's a boomer for making it, and I'm a boomer for knowing what it's from.

How dare you married with children is a timelass classic it transcends boomer/zoomer.

 

[TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo]

Matt's stream from tonight was lightyears better than Ralph's. The gunt bragged about an exclusive, but everyone got the clips, and Matt got a fucking INTERVIEW and Keem came on. Matt bodied Keem and Beardson, it was epic.

You never know what’s gonna happen on the Boulder stream!

Also, Matt usurping the Gunt is beautiful karma.

 

[Edilg]

@theralph
When I say you need to go to a private platform I'm not saying it as a troll or an alog that wants you to fail. I think you legitimately need to do this to start rebuilding your audience. No one wants to listen to an ever more cucked Killstream. You talked about it tonight. Even your guest built his own platform to do a show. I say this not for you but for your new family. Do something!

It's also really boring.